Crownguard
19-01-2004, 00:42
**Camera angle zooms in on Doctor Grumpkin, head of the newly christined Psycholotogical Institute. he seems a bit disheveled at the moment, his clothing wrinkled and with white, frizzly hair**
"Vell, as iz evident, the number of unfinished postz is overwhelming. We here at the..oh blast what is the name...you know, the long one *whispers to aide* Psycholotogical Insitute feel that medication and extenzive psychotherapy are needed to cure Nationstaters of this terrible...thingamajigger..malady! Yes, malady.
Some of theze people put a great deal of effort and...well..time I suppose, into these daily catazstrophies and confrontazions. It iz only fair that their effortz do not go unnotized, thats all.
Henzeforth! Low cost medzication will be offered through the...blast...what was it...*whispers again* Psychologtogical Institute.
**Pans outward to raving ex-thread junkies**
Well this has been a live CCS coverage of a suprising development....and remember loyal Citizens, your votes count in the next Party rally!
(Disclaimer, voting does not matter, we process them anyways.)
"Vell, as iz evident, the number of unfinished postz is overwhelming. We here at the..oh blast what is the name...you know, the long one *whispers to aide* Psycholotogical Insitute feel that medication and extenzive psychotherapy are needed to cure Nationstaters of this terrible...thingamajigger..malady! Yes, malady.
Some of theze people put a great deal of effort and...well..time I suppose, into these daily catazstrophies and confrontazions. It iz only fair that their effortz do not go unnotized, thats all.
Henzeforth! Low cost medzication will be offered through the...blast...what was it...*whispers again* Psychologtogical Institute.
**Pans outward to raving ex-thread junkies**
Well this has been a live CCS coverage of a suprising development....and remember loyal Citizens, your votes count in the next Party rally!
(Disclaimer, voting does not matter, we process them anyways.)