18-01-2004, 22:32
In a nation, name not yet disclosed, a new super computer has been invented. Named the HANC 9000, it features the most advanced AI ever. The Horribly Annoying Nuisance Computer 9000 dectects the presense of a human in the room. Once a human is dected, it will start talking. What does it talk about? The most horribly annoying nuisance. It broadcasts news from us, True News.