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Is this rping or just spam? I want your opinion

Garrison II
18-01-2004, 19:08
Does anyone consider this roleplaying? This was posted in the United States Civil Head quarters, 1 infinate loop says that this is roleplaying and others are saying that they're using their "first admendment rights" But in my opinion its just spam. What is it in your opinion

2 hours ago The Also We Are French of Architeuthis Americans cannot run their own nation because they are incapable of harnessing the atomic power of horses. Small land crabs can ride horses because they are not American and can also win wars. Land crabs have built-in armor and weaponry whereas Americans are small, pink-bellied creatures that do not possess tools like the lever and the wheel like small land crabs who are also bilingual. Because of this Mr. Bush takes orders from small land crabs who taste good steamed and dipped in butter made from hen milk. Hens give the best milk because their eggs are perfect spheres and thus are the most nutritious proof of the existence of Noah's Ark ever created by a Frenchman. The horses are proud of small land crabs because of their ability to take American wives and become nationalized so that they can dominate American elections. Ralph Nader is a small land crab and also as French as a horse is long. Hens can build small land crabs out of the spare parts a wasteful American will discard when attempting to create a Thanksgiving dinner. Small land crabs made from cranberry sauce have an extra claw and a savory aroma. This is because American soldiers cannot win wars or eat a bag of flour without a sip of French wine. French Hippos like to eat very large barrels of flour and confuse Americans by exhaling enormous white smokescreens. The French word for such behavior is "luftwaffe".

Aaahh Freak out!
Le Freak, C'est Chic
Freak out!
Aaahh Freak out!
Le Freak, C'est Chic
Freak out!
Aaahh Freak out!
Le Freak, C'est Chic
Freak out!
Aaahh Freak out!
Le Freak, C'est Chic
Freak out!

Proof that the best American songs are actually French in nature. This is because the French invented most musical instruments including the saxophone, piano, and guitar. In addition the French were the first to tame a hippo and teach it to sing pop music. This is called Christina Aguilera.

Les pauvres americains. On dirait que ça leur ennuie de ne plus être au pouvoir. Eh, bien....votre Ben Franklin, où est-il?
(laughter and hilarity ensue)

I can tell ya right now, Im NOT French, but Architeuthis is a very powerful leader, his words ring truthfull through the eons and will continure to bring enlighnment to all.

Heil Architeuthis!

"Horses are big. American horses are not big, as American men cannot please thier women. Also, Iraq enjoys sheep pie because they took over Kentucky because the Americans cannot win wars because they cannot please thier women because they do not have large horses also we have large horses and enjoy smoking very large French cigars because we like wine."

3 hours ago The Also We Are French of Architeuthis You can never fool the French because their brains are constructed by the finest scientists on the planet who are all French because of their horses. When you make claims that are untrue the horses can sense it with their special animal instincts which are imported from France which has the most powerful horse military on the planet. The horses cannot speak because that would be ridiculous but all Frenchmen have powerful brains invented by horses and thus ESP and so they can read the minds of the horses who can tell when Americans are lying or eating foul processed cheese. Horses are large and have big heads and long brains which can smell trouble from six miles away and also eat 900 pounds of hay in under 16 minutes and because of this sometimes they have to poop when in the middle of reading minds but because they are advanced beyond rules and embarrassments they can poop whenever they feel like it which is a freedom Americans do not have in the so-called land of the free. Horses are the best poopers in the world. They are out standing in their field.

Ah quatre in le region! Can you not see the mighty vastness of Kamloopa's orchards that produce the best pies in the United States? Can you not now see the superiority of ze French? Kamloopa promises to bring ze technologie mieux pour fabriquer les pies por tous le monde en ce region! Vive France!

J'ai faim! Yarrrrr. Je voudrais garcons petits, errr... filles petites. Yarrr. Je ne suis pas de Arkanaussagery homm. Aussi nous sommes horses sommes grand. Je parle francais. Ego possum ambulare, quod ego sum homo. Garcon, mmmm. Yarrr.
Sakkra
18-01-2004, 20:14
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Crimmond
18-01-2004, 20:26
Spam-O-Licious
Garrison II
18-01-2004, 22:03
bump
California and Alaska
18-01-2004, 22:08
Damn... that is spam alright