Wombat News
18-01-2004, 06:10
Dread Lady Nathicana; Wombat News
After a welcome - albeit much too short - absence, the phrase "Dread Lady’s Knickers" has reappeared on internet search "Hot Topics" lists. Her recent publicity mongering has been a whopping success, sending hopeful heads of state frantically bidding to acquire any underwear belonging to the kinky vixen.
But with the internet, much as with the Dread Lady herself, style doesn't equal substance, and popularity doesn't guarantee satisfaction.
Based on analysis of 5,329,755 search engine results for "Dread Lady’s Knickers":
Links with the Dread Lady’s actual knickers: 0.1%
Links with the Dread Lady’s fake knickers: 31.4%
Links with nothing even remotely related to the Dread Lady’s knickers: 68.5%
Based on a tracking survey of male heads of state between ages 14 and 25:
Likely to click any link that says "Dread Lady’s Knickers": 78.9%
Likely to be disappointed by link content: 97.3%
Likely to download any photos of the Dread Lady: 37.5%
Likely to read all the way to the end of this article: 1.8%
THIS BROADCAST IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY WOMBAT NEWS – BRINGING YOU THE LATEST ON THE DREAD LADY’S KNICKERS (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=113261&highlight=)
After a welcome - albeit much too short - absence, the phrase "Dread Lady’s Knickers" has reappeared on internet search "Hot Topics" lists. Her recent publicity mongering has been a whopping success, sending hopeful heads of state frantically bidding to acquire any underwear belonging to the kinky vixen.
But with the internet, much as with the Dread Lady herself, style doesn't equal substance, and popularity doesn't guarantee satisfaction.
Based on analysis of 5,329,755 search engine results for "Dread Lady’s Knickers":
Links with the Dread Lady’s actual knickers: 0.1%
Links with the Dread Lady’s fake knickers: 31.4%
Links with nothing even remotely related to the Dread Lady’s knickers: 68.5%
Based on a tracking survey of male heads of state between ages 14 and 25:
Likely to click any link that says "Dread Lady’s Knickers": 78.9%
Likely to be disappointed by link content: 97.3%
Likely to download any photos of the Dread Lady: 37.5%
Likely to read all the way to the end of this article: 1.8%
THIS BROADCAST IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY WOMBAT NEWS – BRINGING YOU THE LATEST ON THE DREAD LADY’S KNICKERS (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=113261&highlight=)