Effrenata
18-01-2004, 05:45
>>OOC: Background on Effrenata and its extremely chaotic (but functional) government HERE: http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=113835&highlight= <<
In the beautiful historic capital city of Ceyce, Effrenata’s various Socialist Special Interest Groups are preparing for a Conference, in anticipation of the expected Call for Elections. In hopes of securing enough delegates to grab a larger share of the SIG Executive Committee and ousting many long-serving Tidyites (Motto/Philosophy: “Leave everything a little tidier than you found it!”) from various Marginally Empowered Bureaucracies, they have thrown their support behind a substantial coalition of religious and left-wing SIGs.
Together, the coalition has been working hard to sway the largest SIG, the Big Mushy Middle (M/P: "Just leave us alone unless there's a problem, and there better not be any problems.") With the recent corporate scandals implicating a number of Figurehead Council members and rocking the Wealth Acquisition Market, it is looking like the BMM is finally perturbed enough to take action and vote in favor of the Call for Elections.
Having been in the political outer ring for so long, the 327 (or 328, depending on how you count the Borskyite Schism) socialist-oriented SIGs feel confident in the solidarity of their coalition. Their plan now is to meet together to create a unified Socialist Agenda that will target key Marginally Empowered Bureaucracies, apportion out the MEB slots to coalition members, and draft language for various Administrative Regulations they want implemented, including:
a more progressive taxation system,
an expansion of National Health and Retirement benefits,
nationalization of low-income housing production on public lands (including an Eminent Domain provision to wrest key properties from the bloated fists of wealthy capitalists and corporations,)
a liberalized immigration policy, and
the addition of six new mandatory national holidays to the calendar.
The Conference has invited Observer delegations from political parties of other nations who have succeeded in implementing socialist reforms, in the hopes of gathering strategic experience and reinforcing the power of Worldwide Solidarity for the People. They have arranged for these delegates to stay at the Regal Otter, the elegant traditional hostel that hosts many of the thousands of distinguished international visitors to the cosmopolitan diplomatic and financial districts of Ceyce. Its late medieval architecture (thoroughly modernized and updated to offer all the most cutting-edge amenities) and fabulous view of Lake Schmink are second in renown only to the excellence of the haut cuisine available in its seven restaurants. Hoverlimos have been engaged for the duration of the Conference, to ferry the honored guests from the hotel to the conference site.
In contrast to the exquisite accommodations for the visitors, the conference delegates have chosen to demonstrate their essential solidarity with The People by holding the conference itself in the West Ceyce Armory and Athletic Facility, a huge, crumbling, drafty, mausoleum-like structure in the down-at-heel district of Tilvasz Bottom. This neighborhood is populated by what are euphemistically called “guest workers,” (foreigners permitted to stay on temporary work permits, as long as they are willing to do for pittance wages the jobs too dirty and unpleasant for native Effrenati,) displaced rural citizens hoping for work in the city, and much of the more downscale end of Ceyce’s comparatively small criminal population.
Tomorrow the Conference will convene, but there are already signs of trouble. The Steering Committee is having a hard time reaching consensus on whether to let the catering contract to a small, local, Unionized, worker-owned company (which, strictly speaking, doesn’t really have the resources to efficiently handle an event of this size,) or to a large, efficient, non-union, guest-worker-exploiting company owned (purely coincidentally) by the brother-in-law of the Steering Committee’s Convener, the Delegate from the International Socialist Solidarity SIG (Motto/Philosophy: “Workers of the world, unite!”)
The members of the Steering Committee include:
Beldar Nyrchzk, Delegate from the International Socialist Solidarity SIG (76,352 votes last Election, 115 seats); Convener
Ole Hildallarna, Delegate from the Socialist Fishermen SIG (M/P: “Fish belong to people, not corporations!” 49,632 votes last Election, 75 seats): Co-Assistant Convener
Corva Rubloon, Delegate from the Christian Socialism SIG (M/P: “Share the wealth! It’s good for your soul!” 62,492 votes last election, 94 seats): Secretary
Tarn Sharprock, Delegate from the Militant Socialist Revolutionary SIG (M/P: “We’re all equal or you’re all dead!” 47,286 votes last election, 71 seats); Sergeant-at-Arms
DeSareth Freng, Delegate from the Democratic Socialist Union SIG (M/P: “Socialism up to a point.” 125,340 votes last election, 188 seats): Treasurer
Vern Markawannat, Delegate from the Pastoral and Agricultural Socialist SIG (M/P: “Land reform or we'll starve!” 31,429 votes last election, 48 seats): Committee Member
Eulate Highgrove, Delegate from the Unions for Socialist Solidarity SIG (M/P: “Working for all of USS!” 29,455 votes last election, 45 seats): Committee Member
Neldov Venkarych, Delegate from the Radical Socialist Reform SIG (M/P: “Keeping Socialism Pure!” 9,143 votes last election, 15 seats): Committee Member
also present, though not invited: Vengdal Bront, representative of the Anarchist for Socialist Solidarity SIG (M/P: “Same rules for everyone: None!”) (the ASSSIG doesn’t recognize the authority of the Steering Committee, so someone needs to keep an eye on them)
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Rubloon: “Well, I think perhaps Comrade Beldar has a point. After all, we will be having distinguished international guests, and it wouldn’t do to serve them inferior food.”
Highgrove (bristling): “Comrade Rubloon, are you saying that the Peoples’ Catering Collective, supplied by the FarmerWorker’s Co-Op, produces an inferior product?”
Freng (wearily): “I’m sure Comrade Corva meant nothing of the sort, Comrade Eulate… —by the way, can we drop the “Comrade” stuff? It’s getting on my nerves. Let’s save it for the platform, okay?— anyway, I’m sure she was only referring to the fact that…”
Venkarych (interrupting, haughtily): “YOU may find “Comrade” doesn’t come readily to your bourgeoise tongue, Freng, but those of us who have shed blood in the Cause of Socialist Revolution Worldwide will continue to honor the siblinghood of solidarity by forgoing the use of elitist titles!”
Freng (with careful patience): “Actually, Comrade Venkarych, I wasn’t thinking of using titles at all. I think it’s a more appropriate manifestation of the unique spirit of Effrenati socialism to simply use each other’s names, like friends.” (pause) “Comrade Venkarych.”
Nyrchzk (heartily): I think that’s an excellent idea, Freng. I certainly won’t take offense if anyone wants to call me Beldar, or Nyrchzk, or even Chizzy!” (laughs heartily)
Freng: “Fine. Great. Thanks, Beldar. Well, as I was saying, I’m sure that Corva was only referring to the fact that the PCC has only sixteen employees, and operates out of the back of the Good Times Launderette & Lunch Counter. Do they really have the facilities to cater a meeting for fifteen hundred people?”
Hilldalarna (earnestly): “Well, if we made it a potluck, like I suggested, I’m sure they could handle it. My wife makes a wonderful green jello salad….”
Venkarych: “A potluck is in the True Socialist Spirit of Solidarity!”
Sharprock (a trifle menacingly): “I don’t like jello salad.”
Highgrove (impatiently): “No one has to eat jello salad. I keep telling you, the PCC has over thirty temporary workers lined up to help with this opportunity, and they’re all underprivileged foreign guest workers, or unemployed laborers, or brothers and sisters just out of rehab who need the job. It’s a measure of our commitment to the welfare of all to give the PCC the contract!”
(There is a brief silence, as everyone contemplates the idea of a lunch prepared by underprivileged foreign guest workers, unemployed laborers, and rehab graduates.)
Markawannat: “Maybe you’re right, Beldar. It might be smart to make an exception to the Union rule this once, especially since we have distinguished guests coming….”
Nyrchzk (quickly): “Fine, let’s have a vote on it. All in favor of the TastyTreat Catering Co.?”
(Rubloon, Freng, and Sharprock’s hands go up, then, hesitantly, Markawannat’s joins them.)
Nyrchzk: “And all in favor of the People’s Catering Collective?”
(Defiantly, Highgrove and Venkarych’s hands shoot into the air. After a moment, Hilldalarna, looking offendedly at Sharprock, joins them.)
Nyrchzk: “Alright, I guess that’s it, then. Next: The placement of banners on the main podium. I think…”
Venkarych (angrily): “That’s not it! We agreed in the Ground Rules that all actions of the Steering Committee would be by consensus, and a majority vote is not a consensus!”
Freng (shooting up a sleeve to glance at his watch—it is long after midnight): “Consensus, unless we reach a deadlock, in which case the Convener may solicit a vote.”
Venkarych: “I never agreed to that! I never voted for that! That wasn’t part of the Ground Rules!”
Freng: “Yes it was. We passed it while you were having a smoke.”
Venkarych (voice rising hysterically): “That’s not fair! That’s a counter-revolutionary, reactionary capitalist capitulation! You’re a wanker, Freng!”
Bront (sepulchrally, from the corner): “You’re all wankers. This body has no authority. I’m bringing a bag lunch.”
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Meanwhile, at the Ceyce International Skyport, earnest-looking, freshly-scrubbed comrades holding neatly-lettered signs saying “Conference of Socialist SIGs—Distinguished Guests” are meeting incoming flights. In a diplomatic parking area, three shining, luxurious hoverlimos await the visitors.
In the beautiful historic capital city of Ceyce, Effrenata’s various Socialist Special Interest Groups are preparing for a Conference, in anticipation of the expected Call for Elections. In hopes of securing enough delegates to grab a larger share of the SIG Executive Committee and ousting many long-serving Tidyites (Motto/Philosophy: “Leave everything a little tidier than you found it!”) from various Marginally Empowered Bureaucracies, they have thrown their support behind a substantial coalition of religious and left-wing SIGs.
Together, the coalition has been working hard to sway the largest SIG, the Big Mushy Middle (M/P: "Just leave us alone unless there's a problem, and there better not be any problems.") With the recent corporate scandals implicating a number of Figurehead Council members and rocking the Wealth Acquisition Market, it is looking like the BMM is finally perturbed enough to take action and vote in favor of the Call for Elections.
Having been in the political outer ring for so long, the 327 (or 328, depending on how you count the Borskyite Schism) socialist-oriented SIGs feel confident in the solidarity of their coalition. Their plan now is to meet together to create a unified Socialist Agenda that will target key Marginally Empowered Bureaucracies, apportion out the MEB slots to coalition members, and draft language for various Administrative Regulations they want implemented, including:
a more progressive taxation system,
an expansion of National Health and Retirement benefits,
nationalization of low-income housing production on public lands (including an Eminent Domain provision to wrest key properties from the bloated fists of wealthy capitalists and corporations,)
a liberalized immigration policy, and
the addition of six new mandatory national holidays to the calendar.
The Conference has invited Observer delegations from political parties of other nations who have succeeded in implementing socialist reforms, in the hopes of gathering strategic experience and reinforcing the power of Worldwide Solidarity for the People. They have arranged for these delegates to stay at the Regal Otter, the elegant traditional hostel that hosts many of the thousands of distinguished international visitors to the cosmopolitan diplomatic and financial districts of Ceyce. Its late medieval architecture (thoroughly modernized and updated to offer all the most cutting-edge amenities) and fabulous view of Lake Schmink are second in renown only to the excellence of the haut cuisine available in its seven restaurants. Hoverlimos have been engaged for the duration of the Conference, to ferry the honored guests from the hotel to the conference site.
In contrast to the exquisite accommodations for the visitors, the conference delegates have chosen to demonstrate their essential solidarity with The People by holding the conference itself in the West Ceyce Armory and Athletic Facility, a huge, crumbling, drafty, mausoleum-like structure in the down-at-heel district of Tilvasz Bottom. This neighborhood is populated by what are euphemistically called “guest workers,” (foreigners permitted to stay on temporary work permits, as long as they are willing to do for pittance wages the jobs too dirty and unpleasant for native Effrenati,) displaced rural citizens hoping for work in the city, and much of the more downscale end of Ceyce’s comparatively small criminal population.
Tomorrow the Conference will convene, but there are already signs of trouble. The Steering Committee is having a hard time reaching consensus on whether to let the catering contract to a small, local, Unionized, worker-owned company (which, strictly speaking, doesn’t really have the resources to efficiently handle an event of this size,) or to a large, efficient, non-union, guest-worker-exploiting company owned (purely coincidentally) by the brother-in-law of the Steering Committee’s Convener, the Delegate from the International Socialist Solidarity SIG (Motto/Philosophy: “Workers of the world, unite!”)
The members of the Steering Committee include:
Beldar Nyrchzk, Delegate from the International Socialist Solidarity SIG (76,352 votes last Election, 115 seats); Convener
Ole Hildallarna, Delegate from the Socialist Fishermen SIG (M/P: “Fish belong to people, not corporations!” 49,632 votes last Election, 75 seats): Co-Assistant Convener
Corva Rubloon, Delegate from the Christian Socialism SIG (M/P: “Share the wealth! It’s good for your soul!” 62,492 votes last election, 94 seats): Secretary
Tarn Sharprock, Delegate from the Militant Socialist Revolutionary SIG (M/P: “We’re all equal or you’re all dead!” 47,286 votes last election, 71 seats); Sergeant-at-Arms
DeSareth Freng, Delegate from the Democratic Socialist Union SIG (M/P: “Socialism up to a point.” 125,340 votes last election, 188 seats): Treasurer
Vern Markawannat, Delegate from the Pastoral and Agricultural Socialist SIG (M/P: “Land reform or we'll starve!” 31,429 votes last election, 48 seats): Committee Member
Eulate Highgrove, Delegate from the Unions for Socialist Solidarity SIG (M/P: “Working for all of USS!” 29,455 votes last election, 45 seats): Committee Member
Neldov Venkarych, Delegate from the Radical Socialist Reform SIG (M/P: “Keeping Socialism Pure!” 9,143 votes last election, 15 seats): Committee Member
also present, though not invited: Vengdal Bront, representative of the Anarchist for Socialist Solidarity SIG (M/P: “Same rules for everyone: None!”) (the ASSSIG doesn’t recognize the authority of the Steering Committee, so someone needs to keep an eye on them)
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Rubloon: “Well, I think perhaps Comrade Beldar has a point. After all, we will be having distinguished international guests, and it wouldn’t do to serve them inferior food.”
Highgrove (bristling): “Comrade Rubloon, are you saying that the Peoples’ Catering Collective, supplied by the FarmerWorker’s Co-Op, produces an inferior product?”
Freng (wearily): “I’m sure Comrade Corva meant nothing of the sort, Comrade Eulate… —by the way, can we drop the “Comrade” stuff? It’s getting on my nerves. Let’s save it for the platform, okay?— anyway, I’m sure she was only referring to the fact that…”
Venkarych (interrupting, haughtily): “YOU may find “Comrade” doesn’t come readily to your bourgeoise tongue, Freng, but those of us who have shed blood in the Cause of Socialist Revolution Worldwide will continue to honor the siblinghood of solidarity by forgoing the use of elitist titles!”
Freng (with careful patience): “Actually, Comrade Venkarych, I wasn’t thinking of using titles at all. I think it’s a more appropriate manifestation of the unique spirit of Effrenati socialism to simply use each other’s names, like friends.” (pause) “Comrade Venkarych.”
Nyrchzk (heartily): I think that’s an excellent idea, Freng. I certainly won’t take offense if anyone wants to call me Beldar, or Nyrchzk, or even Chizzy!” (laughs heartily)
Freng: “Fine. Great. Thanks, Beldar. Well, as I was saying, I’m sure that Corva was only referring to the fact that the PCC has only sixteen employees, and operates out of the back of the Good Times Launderette & Lunch Counter. Do they really have the facilities to cater a meeting for fifteen hundred people?”
Hilldalarna (earnestly): “Well, if we made it a potluck, like I suggested, I’m sure they could handle it. My wife makes a wonderful green jello salad….”
Venkarych: “A potluck is in the True Socialist Spirit of Solidarity!”
Sharprock (a trifle menacingly): “I don’t like jello salad.”
Highgrove (impatiently): “No one has to eat jello salad. I keep telling you, the PCC has over thirty temporary workers lined up to help with this opportunity, and they’re all underprivileged foreign guest workers, or unemployed laborers, or brothers and sisters just out of rehab who need the job. It’s a measure of our commitment to the welfare of all to give the PCC the contract!”
(There is a brief silence, as everyone contemplates the idea of a lunch prepared by underprivileged foreign guest workers, unemployed laborers, and rehab graduates.)
Markawannat: “Maybe you’re right, Beldar. It might be smart to make an exception to the Union rule this once, especially since we have distinguished guests coming….”
Nyrchzk (quickly): “Fine, let’s have a vote on it. All in favor of the TastyTreat Catering Co.?”
(Rubloon, Freng, and Sharprock’s hands go up, then, hesitantly, Markawannat’s joins them.)
Nyrchzk: “And all in favor of the People’s Catering Collective?”
(Defiantly, Highgrove and Venkarych’s hands shoot into the air. After a moment, Hilldalarna, looking offendedly at Sharprock, joins them.)
Nyrchzk: “Alright, I guess that’s it, then. Next: The placement of banners on the main podium. I think…”
Venkarych (angrily): “That’s not it! We agreed in the Ground Rules that all actions of the Steering Committee would be by consensus, and a majority vote is not a consensus!”
Freng (shooting up a sleeve to glance at his watch—it is long after midnight): “Consensus, unless we reach a deadlock, in which case the Convener may solicit a vote.”
Venkarych: “I never agreed to that! I never voted for that! That wasn’t part of the Ground Rules!”
Freng: “Yes it was. We passed it while you were having a smoke.”
Venkarych (voice rising hysterically): “That’s not fair! That’s a counter-revolutionary, reactionary capitalist capitulation! You’re a wanker, Freng!”
Bront (sepulchrally, from the corner): “You’re all wankers. This body has no authority. I’m bringing a bag lunch.”
************************************************
Meanwhile, at the Ceyce International Skyport, earnest-looking, freshly-scrubbed comrades holding neatly-lettered signs saying “Conference of Socialist SIGs—Distinguished Guests” are meeting incoming flights. In a diplomatic parking area, three shining, luxurious hoverlimos await the visitors.