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Wombat News: Interview with a Dominatrix

Wombat News
17-01-2004, 06:59
After a hard day down the dungeon, Mistress S, likes nothing better than to put her feet up on her favourite slave and watch Wombat TV - just like any other ordinary woman. She also does a lot of work for children's charities and has lunch with her family every Sunday after church! So what makes her want to beat the living crap out of men during her hours of work?

This woman's clients actually pay her money to treat them badly. This can include all manner of humiliation and torture, including painful inflictions on the man's genital area.

Sadomasochism has been around a long time and is probably most synonymous with the Marquis de Sade. But today it can be found in the fetishism of clients of mistresses like Mistress S.

Mist.S: It's great, he does all the house work such as licking the kitchen floor clean with his tongue and I use his head as a lavatory brush to clean the toilet. If he disobeys I whip him: ten lashes if he doesn't do as he's told and five if he doesn't do it to my satisfaction (and I'm very particular!)
Wombat News: Do you never feel guilty that you're inflicting this sort of pain and torture on these men?
Mist.S: No, I love it. I've always enjoyed inflicting pain on people, especially males; I used to do it to my little brother when I was young.
Wombat News: What, sadomasochism?
Mist.S: No, silly - just belting him one if he didn't do what I told him to do. I used to make him eat worms.
Wombat News: Worms?
Mist.S: Yes. I like being in control.
Wombat News: Have you a superiority complex?
Mist.S: Well, women are superior to men anyway.
Wombat News: What sort of things do you do to these men?
Mist.S: I can whip him, kick him in the bollocks, stamp on his dick ... but the worst is when I put on the Phil Collins CD - that's when he really starts crying out for mercy.
Wombat News: Do you think these gentlemen, who come to you, are normal, or do you think there's something wrong with them?
Mist.S: What do you mean?
Wombat News: Well I mean, you wouldn't get me going to someone like you for this kind of thing.
Mist S: How do you know? Why not try it?
Wombat News: No, I don't want to.
Mist S: Oh come on, you don't really know until you've tried it. Don't be such a baby.
Mistress S took me into her bathroom, showed me to her toilet and holding her whip aloft, began to order me about.
Mist S: Get your head down that toilet.
(She said sternly.)
Wombat News: No, I'm not doing that. I'll just pretend to do it.
She wasn't having any of this.
Mist S: No, you won't. I want you to do it.
Wombat News: Why?
Mist S: Because I say so.
(She cracked her whip.)
Wombat News: Alright I'll pretend to do it.
(She cracked her whip again.)
Mist S: You'll do it for real. Stick your head in and lap at the water. I want to hear you lapping.
Wombat News: I'm not going lap at that .. there's a turd floating around down there.
(Another crack of her whip.)
Mist S: DO IT!

Slowly I lowered my head into the toilet bowl (but I wasn't going to lap at the water, no way!), but she put her foot on my head and shoved it forcibly down and flushed the chain. I swallowed water, it tasted foul.

They've been ribbing me about it around the office ever since, calling me Toilet Breath!

THIS BROADCAST IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY WOMBAT NEWS – PUSHING THE BOUNDARIES OF TASTE
Automagfreek
17-01-2004, 07:00
Haha.....another great post.
The Monolith Builders
17-01-2004, 07:03
Jolly good show!

Encore :)
The Eastern Bloc
17-01-2004, 07:06
ooc: Hey man, Phil Collins rocks! http://207.44.246.95/147/67/upload/p931.gif
Automagfreek
17-01-2004, 07:07
ooc: Hey man, Phil Collins rocks! http://207.44.246.95/147/67/upload/p931.gif

Even though I listen to hard rock/metal, I would have to agree.
Sketch
17-01-2004, 07:12
ROFLMFAO...etc etc etc

Wow......I almost spit out my drink when I got to that last part. Damn.....wish I was that creative.
Mintar
17-01-2004, 07:51
More amusing Wombat News. :D Keep it up!
Wombat News
17-01-2004, 09:30
"And in breaking news this morning .. "

This has been a Wombat News bump
Santa Barbara
17-01-2004, 09:32
Women with whips and turds in the bowl, these are a few of my favorite things.
Wombat News
17-01-2004, 09:34
Women with whips and turds in the bowl, these are a few of my favorite things.

OK, now that's just plain worrying.

WN
Santa Barbara
17-01-2004, 09:38
Relax, I was kidding. I don't dig women with whips, or whips at all really.
Wombat News
17-01-2004, 09:41
Relax, I was kidding. I don't dig women with whips, or whips at all really.

Dude, you can dig all the whips you want - it was the remainder of that sentence that seriously concerned me!!

WN
Santa Barbara
17-01-2004, 09:48
But but but.... it was the main point of the story!

Girl meets whip, boy meets girl, boy meets turd in the bowl and is forever changed. It's inspiring really, and definitely one of the reasons I play nationstates. Inspiration. :hork:
Wombat News
17-01-2004, 11:31
But but but.... it was the main point of the story!

I must admit that I didn't think it would strike quite so close a chord with you ...