17-01-2004, 01:56
We, the hard working Pit Moles announce today the formation of a new Nation State.
We are a hard working group, devout in our faith in the God Of Darkness. He who keeps us working down below. We live in the holes, you see.
Currently, we are looking to relocate to a new area, one with a comfortable climate, not a lot of sunlight, and much room for digging. Preferably a land that does not have much rain as well. Mole holes fill up when it rains much, and many years ago Moles had to leave our land and march to the sea from a large rain storm.
We took up residence with The Chubs, which was a disaster, and lead to war.
Then, some American band made a few albums about it.
The Pit Moles prefer privacy, and darkness. We seek a tolerable land. Do contact us with information.
We are a hard working group, devout in our faith in the God Of Darkness. He who keeps us working down below. We live in the holes, you see.
Currently, we are looking to relocate to a new area, one with a comfortable climate, not a lot of sunlight, and much room for digging. Preferably a land that does not have much rain as well. Mole holes fill up when it rains much, and many years ago Moles had to leave our land and march to the sea from a large rain storm.
We took up residence with The Chubs, which was a disaster, and lead to war.
Then, some American band made a few albums about it.
The Pit Moles prefer privacy, and darkness. We seek a tolerable land. Do contact us with information.