Comical Ali finds new job (pics)
Huzen Hagen
16-01-2004, 20:37
The armed republic of huzen hagen would like to announce the recent employment of comical ali as our information minister.
http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/images/story.sahaf.mon.jpg
ooc: i hope this works
No, Mohammed Sayeed al-Sahaf is our president. Just look at our flag.
But you can have Gary Coleman.
Huzen Hagen
17-01-2004, 10:58
bump
Iraqstan
17-01-2004, 11:06
Sorry kiddos, but Minister Al-Sahaf has been a proud member of hte Iraqstani ministry for Information for many years. There is only one other like him in the world and he resides in Menelmacar as part of a comedy act.
We have had Muhammed Saeed Al-Sahaf for ages, and have only authorised one cloning of him unless you'd like to admit to infiltrating and attacking one of my ministers which would be an act of aggression I'd reconsider the both of you.
~Carlos Quil'Raya Führer of the National Socialist Empire of Iraqstan.
Carlemnaria
17-01-2004, 11:07
uniforms in glass fronted towers have allways seemed somehow bizaarly illogical to me.
but then so do cars in cities
=^^=
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Sebytania
17-01-2004, 11:08
Iraqstan is right. They won. Sorry dudes, maybe they'll let you have another iraqi minister or something.
Huzen Hagen
17-01-2004, 11:15
how about we buy his evil twin off you? you do know he has an evil twin?
Iraqstan
17-01-2004, 11:26
how about we buy his evil twin off you? you do know he has an evil twin?
He's used for other projects. Just steal like some other Iraqi official I dont care, Sahaf is a registered citizen. :P
The Most Glorious Hack
17-01-2004, 11:29
You're so stingy, Carlos. Just sell them a clone, you naughty Nazi!
Huzen Hagen
17-01-2004, 11:36
yeah if you weren't so big i'd kick your arse!!
Iraqstan
17-01-2004, 11:40
You're so stingy, Carlos. Just sell them a clone, you naughty Nazi!
It's Iraqstani policy to not sell their tech/people/DNA/ business/lives. ;) for the record I didnt sell DNA to menelmacar I willingly gave it as a sign of neutrility.
Huzen Hagen
17-01-2004, 11:45
we could just assainate al-sahaaf and then no one could have him. mua-ha-ha!!! :twisted:
Iraqstan
17-01-2004, 11:49
You could try, but good luck getting past the border guards. This thread has lost it's fun, there's a plethora of people out there. Saddam Hussein is off limits too, he's one of my ministers as well. Uday and the other brother are free.... Enjoy :)
Huzen Hagen
17-01-2004, 11:51
ah well we'll just use a surgicly altered person as a double untill we can obtain DNA