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Danneland BANS WOMBAT NEWS

Danneland
15-01-2004, 14:31
"Today our beloved Dictator added another law into this glorious country"
The not-so-objective newsman stands outside a goverment building.
"Wombat News is banned in the country, its broadcast frequency is jammed and he states that "In times like these, we have come to the understanding that: "Wombat News isnt only a newsmedia with a discusting taste of news, but also a radical newsmedia that tries to start a revolution in the country" And we cannot have a revolution in the country, last time there was a revolution half of the country got nuclear bombed. It is clear that there are hidden messages in their news to those in my country that thinks that I am not so great, I have discussed this with those tweleve people over and over again and stated that: "I will not step down, I am loved." I did not order the use of force on these persons, they are free to live in danneland. Infaqt, we have givven them special houses to live in so that they will learn how to love Danneland. Anway, Wombat News is a threat to our society"

And since our beloved dictator is always right. Wombat News is now a threat to Dannelands national safety"

The newflash was over and the journalist was shot with the reason "He was mocking the dictator by saying that he is always right".
The execution did not reach the public eye, like most of the dissapearings in danneland. Nothing is unusual exept freedom. But that ofcourse, no one knows about.
Wombat News
15-01-2004, 14:49
Well, OK then.

That's certainly one way to get our attention ... !

WN
Danneland
15-01-2004, 14:51
Well, OK then.

That's certainly one way to get our attention ... !

WN

OOC: :P
15-01-2004, 14:58
As a country who's national animal is the Rabid Wombat, we are outraged by this horrific injustice.

As head of the Council for the preservation of the Wombat species, and there for anyhting associated with it, including new agenices. We will take this issue to the highest possible court.

Head of the Monotonous Malarchy's International Wombat Consortium
Wombataty Rabidicus

:twisted:
Danneland
15-01-2004, 15:03
As a country who's national animal is the Rabid Wombat, we are outraged by this horrific injustice.

As head of the Council for the preservation of the Wombat species, and there for anyhting associated with it, including new agenices. We will take this issue to the highest possible court.

Head of the Monotonous Malarchy's International Wombat Consortium
Wombataty Rabidicus

:twisted:

Since you, Wombataty Rabidicus just so happends to be head in another nation. We care little about this "court" of yours. Do what you want, I do what I have to do to make sure that the peace of this nation is constant.

-Danneland, Dictator of Danneland.
Wombat News
15-01-2004, 15:39
Wombat News Report (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2589757#2589757)