NationStates Jolt Archive


OOC: What NS shaking thing should I do next?

Klonor
15-01-2004, 05:34
Okay, in my 6 months here I've completely upset NS space about half a dozen times. AT least, the FTL uberspace that most old nations ignore. There was the GA, the ISAO, the ISLEA (although this one fizzled out really quickly), my space stores (I can't even remember how many of them are), developing an almost instantaneous way of space travel, and everything else.

Now, I'm bored. I mean, when you single handedly create, lead, and hold together the largest alliance ever to grace the aforementioned NS space other stuff kinda pales in comparison.

So, what should I do next?
A Few Rich People
15-01-2004, 05:38
Randomly oppress religion/political/racial factions IN OTHER PEOPLE'S COUNTIRES!

Or fight a war equiping your troops with only cheese and see if you can win via sheer numbers?
Allemonde
15-01-2004, 05:39
Not sure what I want to do next either..............I feel like i have done everything I could do. I'm not really militaristic so I don't want to invade any other nations.
Klonor
15-01-2004, 05:40
Or fight a war equiping your troops with only cheese and see if you can win via sheer numbers?
Now that's an option worth considering......
Klonor
15-01-2004, 05:50
Oh, and don't feel obligated to only mention stuff in the poll. I actually want to hear your opinions
A Few Rich People
15-01-2004, 05:52
Other than cheese wars (which would be quite funny)

Put some reasources into building a super structure, like a ringworld around the sun or make your own solar system and RP it being constructed.
Drizzts Army
15-01-2004, 05:54
Come on,cheezy wars.

You against Kraft,lol 8)
Foe Hammer
15-01-2004, 05:54
1) Grab a large CO2 Canister, hook up a hose and a nozzle.
2) Grab large amounts of various cheese from around the world.
3) Pack cheese into nozzle.
4) Fire.
5) Repeat 3-5 until you run out of cheese.
Klonor
15-01-2004, 05:54
Other than cheese wars (which would be quite funny)

Put some reasources into building a super structure, like a ringworld around the sun or make your own solar system and RP it being constructed.

Already did both
Foe Hammer
15-01-2004, 05:56
make your own solar system and RP it being constructed.

Which would require several nontillion tons of hydrogen, and numerous other materials, plus it would require hundreds of years of work.
A Few Rich People
15-01-2004, 05:57
So your the one whom let this thing drift into the Sol system (OOC: well not "you" but region does exist on a ring around the earth that was found and brought there but thats not the point). Shody constructoin htought, you need better contractors :P .

If you want a real challenge make your own universe (one that isn't made by the choices you make as said by Einstein (sp)).
Klonor
15-01-2004, 05:58
Actually, a Jimathon MiniStar Engine is, essentially, a miny star. I used one of them for the center and collided large bodies of matter in space (asteroids, comets, and the like) to form the planets. Then, with the use of much Gravity manipulation, I arranged them in stable orbits. It was fun, but after I made it I lost interest.
The Resi Corporation
15-01-2004, 05:58
Maybe you could have a civil war? I mean, with that much territory, people must feel mighty distant from one another.
Arribastan
15-01-2004, 05:59
declare war on Dying camels alone, with no allies. :)
Klonor
15-01-2004, 06:01
Resi, I've had 17 of those. Every one came back to bite me in the ass. The first 16 never even happened, they were literally spammed so much by n00bs trying to seem tough that nobody except me got even one IC post in. The 17'th, which was going really well, went down the hole when Arbra stabbed me in the back. It led to a fun battle (damn we blew the hell out of each other), but nothing out of the ordinary

DC, remember what happened the last time we tried that? Galaxy Wars anyone?
Arribastan
15-01-2004, 06:03
no allies on either side. one on one
Klonor
15-01-2004, 06:03
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, that might be fun.

Eh, I've already got so many annexed nations, one more wouldn't hurt
Arribastan
15-01-2004, 06:06
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, that might be fun.

Eh, I've already got so many annexed nations, one more wouldn't hurtright. DC is bigger and all, but you might just annex me.
Klonor
15-01-2004, 06:08
So? I annexed a billion+ nation when I hadn't even broken 500 mill yet. I shall destroy you!

But, let's put that on the back burner right now
Sigma Octavus
15-01-2004, 06:08
CHEESE FIGHT!
Klonor
15-01-2004, 06:08
Damn right!
Arribastan
15-01-2004, 06:09
So? I annexed a billion+ nation when I hadn't even broken 500 mill yet. I shall destroy you!

But, let's put that on the back burner right nowhow in the hell did you do that?
i'd like to hear this story.
did it involve allies?
Klonor
15-01-2004, 06:12
No. Population really doesn't matter that much. I had superior strategies, superior technology, superior ships, and I slipped him 5 buck RL :wink:

Seriously, just look at Earth in RL. While population is a big help, it's nowhere near close to the dividing factor. The U.S. had a population a fraction of Britain, but they won the Revolutionary War. Germany had a population much smaller than Russia, and would have won if it wasn't for the winter. Israel has a tiny population now, and is one of the world powers.

Pop isn't the most important thing
Klonor
15-01-2004, 06:15
Anybody have any other ideas for what I can do for my next huge project?

So far we've had

Cheese War
Civil War
Construct a solar system or Ringworld
Cheese War
One on One War
Cheese War
and a Cheese gun

Anything else? (cause I've already done all that stuff)
A Few Rich People
15-01-2004, 06:16
A cheese-based civil war over the construction of a massive ringworld cheese production plant?
Arribastan
15-01-2004, 06:17
only one economy level below you. it would be a fairly even fight.
how about a wargames, instead?
Klonor
15-01-2004, 06:17
A cheese-based civil war over the construction of a massive ringworld cheese production plant?

Oh, hell yes!
Sketch
15-01-2004, 06:40
I demand cheese!
Santa Barbara
15-01-2004, 16:44
I have one of the largest cheese sectors in the world. Try annexing me and stealing my cheese!

(Obviously addressed to Klonor, since Sketch already has more cheese.)
Klonor
15-01-2004, 17:45
Anybody else have a suggestion?

Let me rephrase, does anybody else have a suggestion, besides cheese?
Steel Butterfly
15-01-2004, 17:57
Learn how to RP
Klonor
15-01-2004, 17:58
Oh, that hurts
Steel Butterfly
15-01-2004, 18:01
Oh, that hurts

Actually it was a joke. I've never seen your RPs so that I could make a decision.
Klonor
15-01-2004, 18:01
I got that it was a joke, if I thought you were serious there'd have been so much swearing I'd be deleted in a 3'rd of a second :wink:
Klonor
16-01-2004, 02:56
So, nobody has any huge and possibly godmodding idea for me to do?
Klonor
18-01-2004, 18:56
End of Weekend BUMP
Central Facehuggeria
18-01-2004, 19:36
Well, there are several things you could attempt. I'm not sure if these are even possible though.

But hey, they are NS shattering...

1. Defeat Arda/Gdodad/The Reich alone
2. Annex an entire alliance like one of the ones above
3. Annex a mod. (Not sure if it is possible, and I definitely wouldn't want to try.)

Edit: I've given more thought to the 'annex a mod' suggestion. How about you invade, and then have a (really great) conquest RP, then the mod will make a revolution RP, where they go back to their own government. How does that sound? This way, you can say that you annexed a mod, and the mod still gets to keep their country.
Klonor
18-01-2004, 19:59
1) When you say "defeat", what do you mean?
2) See above
3) Done already (before the edit)
Central Facehuggeria
18-01-2004, 20:01
When I say defeat, I mean annhilate that alliance's armed forces, and then conquer and annex their countries.
Klonor
18-01-2004, 20:02
1 and 2: Easily done
Parlim
18-01-2004, 22:08
Build a cannon that shoots stars.

Build a better mouse-trap.
18-01-2004, 22:30
try and "ascend" the first human being into a higher plane of con-con...how ever the heck you spell it higher plane of being!..or something that includes, cheese, the backstreet boys, a gun, and a Llama
Huzen Hagen
18-01-2004, 22:52
create a regiment of trained kangaroos with spikes on the soles of their feet so when they kick people they kill them anda second regiment of SAS trained chimps who beat peoples heads in with rocks. Use these to defeat the reich, gdodad ect. ill help you. there cant be a restriction on how many chimps you can have in relation to your size. feel free to suggest other animal regiments

http://www.blackadderhall.com/images/baldrick.jpg
Baldrick
Minister for Cunning Plans
Parlim
18-01-2004, 22:57
How about leigons of tiny dogs that hump your legs until they fall off?
Klonor
18-01-2004, 23:19
Parlim: Done both
Centauri station: Tried that (failed, but tried)
Huzen Hagen: I've already made animal regiments with Zebras, horses, Kangaroos, seals, Chimpanzees, and squirrels
Parlim: Done (sadly)
18-01-2004, 23:41
ok I have one that is so near impossible it might just be impossible... you mission should you accept will to find out if...



...."women like sex more then men"
CoreWorlds
18-01-2004, 23:45
1. How about try and take on two or more mods, and a 1 billion+ nation at the same time? Would that be a challenge to you?

2. Or maybe RP taking over the entire Milky way Galaxy?
Steel Butterfly
18-01-2004, 23:47
ok I have one that is so near impossible it might just be impossible... you mission should you accept will to find out if...



...."women like sex more then men"

Only if they're being paid :lol:
Farflorin
18-01-2004, 23:47
cause chaos!!
Kryozerkia
19-01-2004, 00:08
Ignore my puppet.

Anyway, I think you should find a way to annoy everyone that doesn't break the rules.
Klonor
19-01-2004, 00:37
Centauri, I'm not even going near that one

CoreWorlds, Done and Done (althoygh the second one was ignored pretty damn quickly)

Kryozerlia, what what do you think happened when I made the GA?
Klonor
19-01-2004, 00:38
Centauri, I'm not even going near that one

CoreWorlds, Done and Done (althoygh the second one was ignored pretty damn quickly)

Kryozerlia, what what do you think happened when I made the GA?
CoreWorlds
19-01-2004, 00:49
What? You actually took on 2 moderators and a 1 billion+ nation at the same time? and even made a bid for the entire galaxy? Sheesh, you're powerful. You must be considered the USA of NationStates (one of the most powerful, if not the most powerful nation).

How about trying to take over the GFFA (Star Wars) at the height of the Empire?
Klonor
19-01-2004, 00:58
Well, the Mods really weren't trying. I think they just said "We give up" to shut me up. Plus, the billion+ nation owed me a few in real life, I got him to take a dive.

And what's the GFFA? I happen to be a freaking huge SW fan (read the novels, the comic books, own the magazines, etc.) and have never heard of the GFFA? Or, I have and I just can't remember (which is a very likely possibility)
CoreWorlds
19-01-2004, 01:16
Galactic Federation of Free Alliances or the Galaxy Far, Far Away (fan inside joke).

Somwhere in the Yuuzhan Vong series, the New Republic and the Imperial Remnant formally declared an alliance against the Vong, finally bringing the two oldest enemies back together again, the first time since the Clone Wars fifty or so years ago.
CoreWorlds
19-01-2004, 01:16
double post slashed in half.
19-01-2004, 02:08
Absolutely.No.Jaywalking laws.
Klonor
19-01-2004, 02:09
So, me knocking off a bunch of Star Wars nations? Dude, who hasn't done that?
CoreWorlds
19-01-2004, 02:25
Oh. I meant the 25,000 Star Destroyers and 5 (or so) Super Star Destroyers of the Empire verses you or something like that.

*sniff* and I thought I was giving you a challenge. Waaaahhh!!!

So you did everything everyone thought of. Boy, you sure are bored. *goes to try and cook up something else for Klonor to do, and hopes it's a real challenge.*
Klonor
19-01-2004, 02:28
Actually, approximately 1/4 of the Imperial-Class Star Destroyers manufactured by the Galactic Empire were used for defense of the Galactic Core, they never saw combat and probably never will.

It was a nice thought, but I'd trash the Empire in a fight. Good try, though.
CoreWorlds
19-01-2004, 02:56
Really? How? Unless that's classified.

*Mutters something about how anything could outfight a starship that can slag a whole nation the size of China in a day. Shameless defending of my favorite movie series.*