NationStates Jolt Archive


Consumer Warning! - What you should know about the LMAU

The Resi Corporation
15-01-2004, 05:06
Now, a new robot has been released (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=113703) by the country of Largent, a robot intended for war that can scale vertical surfaces. While this may be good and true, this robot has one major flaw that you MUST know about.

For you see, this robot slaughters 10% of the friendlies you put it into battle with! It's true, a representative of Largent said it themselves:Can these things tell the difference between friend and foe?It can tell the difference about 90% of the time...
See people? Can you trust a nation like that? Furthermore, it goes on to say that these robots do exponentially worse as the battles get larger! That's right, the more enemies there are, the more friendlies these things will slaughter! Do you really want this in a robot?

Buy Resi R-Bots and S.O.R.O.s, where your quality is assured and the robots are battle-tested. We only make the best robots here at Resi Corp because we care about our consumers.