NationStates Jolt Archive

Acigoo, that's right! Acigoo! Acigoo can't be found in many other nations! We're the first one in REAL TIME months to sell this stuff! It came off of a meteoroid! It is extremely acidic, and can only be contained in space! On Earth (even in water and underground) it grows rapidly, and creates life forms! One drop on enemy soil, and within a couple months (NS time) the enemy will be battling Acigoo and its life forms!

Or use it for research to advance medicine and other things!

$5,000,000 ($5 million) per ounce! We also sell one of it's by-products! Wolf/elephant-like animal the size of a hound! $2,000,000 ($2 million) per Welph (that's what we call it)

They bullets and swords barely break its thick skin, if it can even get thru its brissle-like fur! Great for war animals and for research! (Not suggested as family pets. They are born to kill and so far are practicly untrainable)

We will buy four Welphs and 5 ounces of the acigoo *money sent* thanks!

We will buy four Welphs and 5 ounces of the acigoo *money sent* thanks!

Do you want it sent to you, or should we keep it until you get a space ship (noting your age)?

We will buy four Welphs and 5 ounces of the acigoo *money sent* thanks!

Do you want it sent to you, or should we keep it until you get a space ship (noting your age)?

Keep it on your ship until further notice... Also some nation thinks they can tell me what I can and can't sell... And that they'll invade if I do not give it to them... HA!

Egypstan! I can't believe you have lowered your self to selling Acigoo! You know how bad this stuff is! And, no, it can NOT be contained in space! Your ship probably has exploded already in its growth. Stop selling Acigoo!

Egypstan! I can't believe you have lowered your self to selling Acigoo! You know how bad this stuff is! And, no, it can NOT be contained in space! Your ship probably has exploded already in its growth. Stop selling Acigoo! I will not take orders from you! I, Ali, have taken over, and will not bow to anyone! Dust on you!

Ah for f--ks sake we are gona have another sh*t storm on our hands like last time. Looks like I'd better get the ASA teams ready and prime the nukes.

Ah for f--ks sake we are gona have another sh*t storm on our hands like last time. Looks like I'd better get the ASA teams ready and prime the nukes. Phal, we've got a bit larger of a crisis over in Int'l Affairs forum about selling it. Go check there...

Thanks I'll take a look in a sec after I finish up here.

Who wants to buy this? It is perfect for research and weapons. Do not listen to those other nations! They know nothing.

Hmm..sounds delicious. Would it be possible for us to put this substance in our hot dogs? Some of our customers are claiming that they are too bland, and we have been searching for some new and exciting flavors.

Your the one who knows nothing selling this. I was in the acigoo war one of the defending nations and you shouldn't be trying to counteract a nation that knows more about acigoo than your does

Do you know how to destroy the stuff? I just "bought" it so that it would be disposed of, but it would be really nice if it could be completely annhilated.

Edit for clarity: I paid money for the guy in II to dispose of it.

How much would it cost for you to do the same?

Hmm..sounds delicious. Would it be possible for us to put this substance in our hot dogs? Some of our customers are claiming that they are too bland, and we have been searching for some new and exciting flavors. Yes, how much of this do you need? $5,000,000/ounce and it grows

Do you know how to destroy the stuff? I just "bought" it so that it would be disposed of, but it would be really nice if it could be completely annhilated.

Edit for clarity: I paid money for the guy in II to dispose of it.

How much would it cost for you to do the same? Give me $5,000,000/ounce (I've got a shipload of it) I will destroy it, though.

Erm, how much is a shipload? How much would that cost?

Suddenly I have the urge to use some WMD on Egypstan...

Egyptistan please be reasonable and sell the material. If you do not, we are not responsible for what others might do.

OOC: This is unknown to anyone but me
In ISD HQ 5 a man watches the screens...then turns to a small woman in a black uniform.
"Contact L.O.W...they wouldn't like this stuff and they are not going to be thrilled with these guys farting around with the stuff..."
"Yes Sir, I will"

Don't make me send a Liberty Fleet to the Sol system, boy. We WILL stomp your ass into the gravel if you try to sell this stuff.

You can buy it for $5,000,000/ounce... I've got around 150,000,000 ounces of this stuff... You figure out the price and see if you can afford it.

You can buy it for $5,000,000/ounce... I've got around 150,000,000 ounces of this stuff... You figure out the price and see if you can afford it. OR we could just take you out right now and be done with you...

Suddenly I have the urge to use some WMD on Egypstan...

i second that comment

plus why the hell would you ever want to use aggipoo when you could use other weapons of national destruction like threem, or thrp, or ritchard simmons?

That's it, boy. Liberty Fleet November should arrive shortly. Your ass is MINE. I do NOT tolerate the sale of dangerous chemical weapons by nations with the negligence to not perform background checks.

OOC: Foe who in the hell are you refering to in that post?

IC: A L.O.W Battlecrusier, which had been shadowing the Packled ship around the Sol system for the last few weeks, turns to intercept and find the Egypistain vessel.

<data on L.O.W Hammer Class Battlecruiser>
4 Heavy Gravametric Torpedo tubes
15 Heavy Missle launchers (40 missles per magazine)
4 long range 480 Gauss Guns
6 40mm Graisers
8 Plasma Turrets
Crew 350
Marines 120

Scorned compass come - Because he knows it means the enemy is for sure dead, no questions ask... every last one of them.

Foe Hammer - One problem... Their gov't gets taken out, we wont get location of Acigoo.

The Lords of War - He's refering to Egypstan

OOC: Foe who in the hell are you refering to in that post?

IC: A L.O.W Battlecrusier, which had been shadowing the Packled ship around the Sol system for the last few weeks, turns to intercept and find the Egypistain vessel.

<data on L.O.W Hammer Class Battlecruiser>
4 Heavy Gravametric Torpedo tubes
15 Heavy Missle launchers (40 missles per magazine)
4 long range 480 Gauss Guns
6 40mm Graisers
8 Plasma Turrets
Crew 350
Marines 120
Referring to Egypstan.

BTW, Here's the stats on Foe Hammer vessels - http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=110085

And just so 'ya know - I'm a 1.5 billion pop. nation, I just got resurrected Nov. 21st.

Foe Hammer - One problem... Their gov't gets taken out, we wont get location of Acigoo. Though, if we take HOSTAGE... that would be a different story...

Scorned compass come - Because he knows it means the enemy is for sure dead, no questions ask... every last one of them.

Foe Hammer - One problem... Their gov't gets taken out, we wont get location of Acigoo.

The Lords of War - He's refering to Egypstan
We're going to Percision-strike key military locations in Egypstan, and then send in an invasion force. We'll keep most of the top government officials in prisons and question them on the Acigoo.

New Topic For War! "Egypstan Invaded!"

The space around Earth was full of Space stations and docking stations. A flash of light -

A massive fleet appeared in front of the massive blue-and-green planet. Green and blue motes of light surrounded the massive craft, and then dissappeared.

On board the bridge, Sensor data streamed onto the Bridge screen. "Sir, Subspace exited. We have arrived in Earth Space. Moving into defensive formation."

Admiral Nu'vox (Nu-vo) of the FHSV Valor, the Command vessel of Liberty Fleet November, stood tall on the bridge. "Lieutenant, charge dorsal and bow MACs. Prepare Percision-Strike equipment. Move into Geosyncronous orbit over Egypstan."

"Aye."

We are fully aware of Foe Hammer's reputation
We are heartened. Based on the current intelligence egyptistain may actually have a spacecraft (OOC: he's a bit young) and will be searching to see if it exists. We will also send a few thousand of the Harkra to help interogation, few humans like the Harkra, or any Var for that matter.

OOC: Yes and I'm 1.2 Billion. We are both space nations and both can clobber this guy. Oh the Var are 8 foot tall creatures (that look somewhat like Wyverns) that tend to chew on their enemies

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=115291 The war has begun against Egypstan!

Scorned compass come - Because he knows it means the enemy is for sure dead, no questions ask... every last one of them.


last time i checked, so did ritchard simmons

Scorned compass come - Because he knows it means the enemy is for sure dead, no questions ask... every last one of them.


last time i checked, so did ritchard simmons lol, but does it create all these cool things that'll eat your enemy alive, or burn them to death, or both?

Scorned compass come - Because he knows it means the enemy is for sure dead, no questions ask... every last one of them.


last time i checked, so did ritchard simmons lol, but does it create all these cool things that'll eat your enemy alive, or burn them to death, or both?
1) Richard Simmons burns fat.
2) Richard Simmons will be the death of us all.
3) We should shoot him into a black hole.
4) We should put it on Pay-per-view.

Scorned compass come - Because he knows it means the enemy is for sure dead, no questions ask... every last one of them.


last time i checked, so did ritchard simmons lol, but does it create all these cool things that'll eat your enemy alive, or burn them to death, or both?
1) Richard Simmons burns fat.
2) Richard Simmons will be the death of us all.
3) We should shoot him into a black hole.
4) We should put it on Pay-per-view.

Ok, so, they both have their strong points... they tie...