Roania
14-01-2004, 04:04
Alexander paced aimlessly around his chair in the council chamber. Watching him, the assembled nobles and burghers all avoided each other's eyes. Eventually, Count Richard of Dar'salin spoke. "Your Highness, surely there was some reason you called us here?"
Alexander slowed, as if remembering something. Then his lip crinkled. "Oh... yes. Yes, I did." He sat down in his chair, heavily. "My wife went into labour two hours ago."
The nobles all stared at him. One of them dropped his glass, the contents spilling onto the tiled floor. "My lord?"
Alexander shook his head, and returned to pacing aimlessly.
There was a cough. The chief butler, Balthazar, spoke from his position in the doorway. "He called you here to take his mind off of this problem... perhaps one of you has a suggestion?"
The nobles all huddled together. One of them spoke. "What about a rousing duel between some armsmen?"
Alexander didn't move.
"Or perhaps a massive drunken blow-out?" A young viscount asked. "With wine? And wenching?... wait. Where are the female members of the Council?"
"Away." Alexander spoke, finality etched in every syllable.
"Well..." They all moved closer to the prince, and nodded. As one, they leapt forward and grabbed his arms, dragging him to the door. "Balthazar, we'll be at the Sign of the Red Fox, direct all calls to there." They dragged their struggling ruler through the door.
Balthazar tsked. Then he went to clean up the spilled wine.
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"How is she?" Alysanndra asked the nurse in the hospital. Around her were gathered the other female members of the council, as well as Princess Rachel.
"Not good. There have been... complications. The doctor will tell you more." Fearing the Grand Vizier's reaction, she ducked away. "Behind you!"
The women turned and looked down the hall. She was treated to the spectacle of a very tall man hunching himself down in the hope of not being noticed. She spoke. "Doctor Hutchinson, what is this about complications?"
"Um... I don't care to discuss the details... but there's a chance we'll lose them both." As he spoke, the doctor seemed to shrink even further. "Um... so I was going to buy a ticket to Mars."
"No, Alexander would find you there." Rachel said, seriously. "And that's only if I don't kill you. What are the details?"
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Alexander watched idly as his nobles drank the combined output of three vineyards. He hit his hand on the bar. "Another glass."
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"I see." The women all winced. "What about a C-section?"
"We need to get the husband's permission before we do that..."
"Um, no. As Minister for Health, I order you to perform the operation immediately." An imposing women glared at the doctor. "Or I guarantee that even if you do evade the Prince or his assassins, the instant you go into a clinic or hospital anywhere in the universe, you will die from a lethal cocktail of overdoses."
"A C-section? Right away, ma'am!" The doctor ran back to the operating table.
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Baron Otto poured his wine back over the head of the bartender. "Lad, get me some real wine! This is weak stuff!"
Alexander laughed. "Otto, my friend... it's from your own vineyards!"
The nobles all burst out in racuous laughter.
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Doctor Hutchinson carefully lifted the infant up. He waited for a second, then smacked it gently. "Sew her back up." He motioned to Kelly. Then he turned the child over. "I have to call the Prince and inform him that he is the proud father of a... uh oh."
He turned and gave the child to a nurse. When the woman saw what she was holding, she whispered a prayer. "Go call the palace."
The doctor ran into his office and called the palace. "Look, whoever is on the other side... the child is a..."
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Balthazar swore loudly. "A girl? A GIRL? THE PRINCE IS GOING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK! First his wife had to undergo a C-section, now his long awaited heir is unable to take the throne?"
The voice crackled back. "Sorry, sir."
"Saints preserve us... is Kelly healthy? And the girl?"
"Yes to both questions. Kelly is happilly feeding her, and it's a nice strong child... just not what we were hoping for."
"Right. Right. And... whatever the problem with the Princess was, and I don't want details, you fixed it, right?"
"Yes. Of course."
"Right. I'll call the prince up. Take a break."
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Count Charles idly reached for the ringing phone. "Hello, Count Charles of Agua speaking, this is the Sign of the Red Fox. Who is calling... oh, hello Balthazar. Good news?... I see. I see... crap... no, wasn't planning on commiting suicide any time soon. Well, the Princess is still young. I'll tell someone, right."
He hung up, and grabbed a passing Baron. He whispered the news. The rather less intelligent Baron walked to the Prince and whispered the news.
There was a hiss of indrawn breath, and a dagger was hanging through the luckless man's arm. Alexander stood up. "Get him a bandage. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a wife and," his lip curled, "daughter to see."
The room quieted down. Not a man spoke. Each of them was running through their own private hell. Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit. What if the Princess doesn't have a son? That means a foriegner as our prince. Wait... I have a son at (x) amount of years... hmmm...
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Alexander stormed into the maternal ward, Royal Guardsmen flanking him. Behind him came several of his more ambulatory ministers, and a hastily woken Father Renolds (of the Royal Chapel).
His sister tried to speak to him as he stormed past. He ignored her, almost stepping on her as he walked into the main room. She shook her head. Count Charles slowed, and gently moved her out of the way. "Sorry, Rachel... but there's a crowd coming." He kissed her lightly on the cheek and moved onwards.
As Alexander entered the room, he looked around. "Kelly? Are you okay?"
She nodded weakly, a smile on her face. She was lit by an inner glow. "Yes, thank you Alexander. Come here."
Her husband grudgingly moved closer. "A daughter?" He asked, cold fury in his voice.
Kelly lifted the girl off of her breast and faced her towards her father. Alexander stared at the child, and felt his anger fading away to be recalled later, when he had a more fitting target. Twin blue eyes stared from a small, perfectly round face, topped with light brown hair.
Kelly moved her closer to him. "Would you like to hold her?"
Alexander paused. "No. No. Not right now. She looks happy where she is." He sat down, his attention taken up by the girl. "Any ideas for a name?"
"Um... well... maybe Lucy, or something..."
Alexander thought, and shook his head. "Maybe Melinda?" He asked, rolling the word around in his mouth for a few moments.
"I don't like it." Kelly responded.
Alexander thought for a few seconds. "I honestly can't think of a name."
Father Renolds entered carefully. He sat down. "So, what's the problem?"
"All of the names I picked out were for boys..." Alexander confessed. "The idea that I would have a daughter never occured to me. I liked Micheal or Edward..."
The priest shook his head. "Micheal would be Michelle..." the three of them looked at the child in Kelly's arms. "But that's not a Michelle. Edward... that's Edwina. God, no."
They all shook their heads vehemently.
Alysanndra peeked her head in. "My lords, Father, may I enter?"
Alexander rolled his eyes. "You, but no-one else. And only if you have a suggestion for a name."
Alysanndra thought. "I like Malissa, or Melissa. But, that's it." She turned to go.
Alexander thought. Well... she's Prime Councillor, and I like the name myself... "Malissa, eh? Kelly? Father?"
Kelly nodded. "How about Malissa Lucy Edwina Black?"
Alexander winced. "If it brings you pleasure... but I'll take a rain-check on Edwina." I will have a son. Eventually. I hope.
Father Renolds made some notes. "So, it's agreed. Malissa Lucy Black?"
Alexander and Kelly's eyes met. They nodded, reluctantly. "Yes."
"Very well. Now, the christening and baptism..."
The newly named Malissa rested her head on her mother's breast, for now unaware of the very important role she had been born into. She yawned, and went to sleep.
Alexander slowed, as if remembering something. Then his lip crinkled. "Oh... yes. Yes, I did." He sat down in his chair, heavily. "My wife went into labour two hours ago."
The nobles all stared at him. One of them dropped his glass, the contents spilling onto the tiled floor. "My lord?"
Alexander shook his head, and returned to pacing aimlessly.
There was a cough. The chief butler, Balthazar, spoke from his position in the doorway. "He called you here to take his mind off of this problem... perhaps one of you has a suggestion?"
The nobles all huddled together. One of them spoke. "What about a rousing duel between some armsmen?"
Alexander didn't move.
"Or perhaps a massive drunken blow-out?" A young viscount asked. "With wine? And wenching?... wait. Where are the female members of the Council?"
"Away." Alexander spoke, finality etched in every syllable.
"Well..." They all moved closer to the prince, and nodded. As one, they leapt forward and grabbed his arms, dragging him to the door. "Balthazar, we'll be at the Sign of the Red Fox, direct all calls to there." They dragged their struggling ruler through the door.
Balthazar tsked. Then he went to clean up the spilled wine.
<---------------->
"How is she?" Alysanndra asked the nurse in the hospital. Around her were gathered the other female members of the council, as well as Princess Rachel.
"Not good. There have been... complications. The doctor will tell you more." Fearing the Grand Vizier's reaction, she ducked away. "Behind you!"
The women turned and looked down the hall. She was treated to the spectacle of a very tall man hunching himself down in the hope of not being noticed. She spoke. "Doctor Hutchinson, what is this about complications?"
"Um... I don't care to discuss the details... but there's a chance we'll lose them both." As he spoke, the doctor seemed to shrink even further. "Um... so I was going to buy a ticket to Mars."
"No, Alexander would find you there." Rachel said, seriously. "And that's only if I don't kill you. What are the details?"
<---------------->
Alexander watched idly as his nobles drank the combined output of three vineyards. He hit his hand on the bar. "Another glass."
<----------------->
"I see." The women all winced. "What about a C-section?"
"We need to get the husband's permission before we do that..."
"Um, no. As Minister for Health, I order you to perform the operation immediately." An imposing women glared at the doctor. "Or I guarantee that even if you do evade the Prince or his assassins, the instant you go into a clinic or hospital anywhere in the universe, you will die from a lethal cocktail of overdoses."
"A C-section? Right away, ma'am!" The doctor ran back to the operating table.
<----------------->
Baron Otto poured his wine back over the head of the bartender. "Lad, get me some real wine! This is weak stuff!"
Alexander laughed. "Otto, my friend... it's from your own vineyards!"
The nobles all burst out in racuous laughter.
<---------------->
Doctor Hutchinson carefully lifted the infant up. He waited for a second, then smacked it gently. "Sew her back up." He motioned to Kelly. Then he turned the child over. "I have to call the Prince and inform him that he is the proud father of a... uh oh."
He turned and gave the child to a nurse. When the woman saw what she was holding, she whispered a prayer. "Go call the palace."
The doctor ran into his office and called the palace. "Look, whoever is on the other side... the child is a..."
<------------>
Balthazar swore loudly. "A girl? A GIRL? THE PRINCE IS GOING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK! First his wife had to undergo a C-section, now his long awaited heir is unable to take the throne?"
The voice crackled back. "Sorry, sir."
"Saints preserve us... is Kelly healthy? And the girl?"
"Yes to both questions. Kelly is happilly feeding her, and it's a nice strong child... just not what we were hoping for."
"Right. Right. And... whatever the problem with the Princess was, and I don't want details, you fixed it, right?"
"Yes. Of course."
"Right. I'll call the prince up. Take a break."
<------------>
Count Charles idly reached for the ringing phone. "Hello, Count Charles of Agua speaking, this is the Sign of the Red Fox. Who is calling... oh, hello Balthazar. Good news?... I see. I see... crap... no, wasn't planning on commiting suicide any time soon. Well, the Princess is still young. I'll tell someone, right."
He hung up, and grabbed a passing Baron. He whispered the news. The rather less intelligent Baron walked to the Prince and whispered the news.
There was a hiss of indrawn breath, and a dagger was hanging through the luckless man's arm. Alexander stood up. "Get him a bandage. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a wife and," his lip curled, "daughter to see."
The room quieted down. Not a man spoke. Each of them was running through their own private hell. Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit. What if the Princess doesn't have a son? That means a foriegner as our prince. Wait... I have a son at (x) amount of years... hmmm...
<------------->
Alexander stormed into the maternal ward, Royal Guardsmen flanking him. Behind him came several of his more ambulatory ministers, and a hastily woken Father Renolds (of the Royal Chapel).
His sister tried to speak to him as he stormed past. He ignored her, almost stepping on her as he walked into the main room. She shook her head. Count Charles slowed, and gently moved her out of the way. "Sorry, Rachel... but there's a crowd coming." He kissed her lightly on the cheek and moved onwards.
As Alexander entered the room, he looked around. "Kelly? Are you okay?"
She nodded weakly, a smile on her face. She was lit by an inner glow. "Yes, thank you Alexander. Come here."
Her husband grudgingly moved closer. "A daughter?" He asked, cold fury in his voice.
Kelly lifted the girl off of her breast and faced her towards her father. Alexander stared at the child, and felt his anger fading away to be recalled later, when he had a more fitting target. Twin blue eyes stared from a small, perfectly round face, topped with light brown hair.
Kelly moved her closer to him. "Would you like to hold her?"
Alexander paused. "No. No. Not right now. She looks happy where she is." He sat down, his attention taken up by the girl. "Any ideas for a name?"
"Um... well... maybe Lucy, or something..."
Alexander thought, and shook his head. "Maybe Melinda?" He asked, rolling the word around in his mouth for a few moments.
"I don't like it." Kelly responded.
Alexander thought for a few seconds. "I honestly can't think of a name."
Father Renolds entered carefully. He sat down. "So, what's the problem?"
"All of the names I picked out were for boys..." Alexander confessed. "The idea that I would have a daughter never occured to me. I liked Micheal or Edward..."
The priest shook his head. "Micheal would be Michelle..." the three of them looked at the child in Kelly's arms. "But that's not a Michelle. Edward... that's Edwina. God, no."
They all shook their heads vehemently.
Alysanndra peeked her head in. "My lords, Father, may I enter?"
Alexander rolled his eyes. "You, but no-one else. And only if you have a suggestion for a name."
Alysanndra thought. "I like Malissa, or Melissa. But, that's it." She turned to go.
Alexander thought. Well... she's Prime Councillor, and I like the name myself... "Malissa, eh? Kelly? Father?"
Kelly nodded. "How about Malissa Lucy Edwina Black?"
Alexander winced. "If it brings you pleasure... but I'll take a rain-check on Edwina." I will have a son. Eventually. I hope.
Father Renolds made some notes. "So, it's agreed. Malissa Lucy Black?"
Alexander and Kelly's eyes met. They nodded, reluctantly. "Yes."
"Very well. Now, the christening and baptism..."
The newly named Malissa rested her head on her mother's breast, for now unaware of the very important role she had been born into. She yawned, and went to sleep.