NationStates Jolt Archive

the kingdom of the aquaman is no longer invading tbd. go to the bottom to read my statement.

Pwnica has launched 35 ICBMs with the special IGNOREU payload at Aquaman for not giving any reasons for this war.

OOC: TEH JOKEZ LMAO

Even though you are such a young nation, we shall rise up to the occasion to destroy you. You think you can mess with the best? Well you die with the rest. I hereby call upon all of my allies to put down this invasion. The 1st Royal Fleet is being dispatched to the oceans, and the 3rd Royal Carrier Group is prepared to dissect all of your military forces. Prepare to die. OOC: Poor n00b...

You aren't too old yourself.

I'm a lot older than he is. Plus, I wish to sipe him out myself, call off those ICBMs.

OH YEA! WELL AS I SPEAK THREE INFANTRY UNITS OF 1,000 EACH ARE BEING TRANSPORTED TO THE LAND OF THE BURNSIAN DESERT! THERE WILL ALSO BE 7 TRANSPORT SHIPS AND 2 DESTROYERS HEADING TWORAD YOU! HAHA! I SHALL DEAL WITH U LATER PWNICA! WAR WILL SOON BEGIN!

1. Two days doesn't count as "Alot".
2. Please look at the payload those ICBMs carry.
3. Aquaman, please, bring it on.

Look, you are a new nation, and I don't want to discourage you from playing NS. So I am opening diplomaitic relations. Just for you, new guy.

MAYBE U WOULDNT MIND HELPING ME RID OF THIS BURNSIAN SCUM! WHAT DO U SAY? WILL U ALLY WITH ME?

WHAT DO U THINK I AM, AN IDIOT!? NEVER U TBD SCUM!

Nope.

Also, since you threatened me with war, I'll be expecting one. Do it. Attack me.

WHAT DO U THINK I AM, AN IDIOT!? NEVER U TBD SCUM!

pwnica, i say just let the 2 noobs do as they please. And burnsian says he isn't a noob :roll: he's 2 DAYS OLD! THAT IS JUST ABOUT AS NEW AS THEY COME! soo, just let them have their "war"

Yeah, no real problem with that.
But AquaMan semi-declared war on us, so meh.

10 Sky Bases (/w 30 RF-11D Archangels/5 Galaxy transport with 8 RAH-66 Comanches aboard each) are on their way to Aquaman's borders. 5 R-50 Owls are scanning the area, 300 M1A2 Abrams, 200 T-80s, and 75 Apocalypse II tanks are rolling.

All forces are ordered to destroy military targets but are ordered to ignore any cardboard thrown at them from Aquaman's troops, as we believe that to be their most "potent" weapon.

From: Gen. Strickland, CMDR ARMED

Aquaman, you are hereby directed to stand down from your paltry and pathetic attempts to attack TBD. As of this morning, we of the Alliance Regioni Militaria, comprised of 45 nations and aligned with 3 other major alliances, have welcomed TBC into one of our regions. We therefore are commited to protect them from aggression.
Even though we are presently fighting a war with a terrorist nation, we can certainly spare 2 nations to deal with you.
Be advised that the Kingdom of Veshum and the Dominion of the Legion of Rome have been deployed to your coast. 5 Nimitz Class Carriers, each with 85 F/A 18 fighters, 2 Iowa Class Destroyers, SubSquadron 6L,
and 100,000 armored troopers in amphibious howitzers are on high alert and will strike if you persist. We take no prisoners.

Respectfully,

Alaric, King of Xeraph

OOC: Oh. Veery nice, but i'd still like to see how do you fit in 100 000 troops in amphibious howitzers. I really would like to know how many howitzers there are, if you can fit 100 000 troops in them. And i would also like to see the transport ships carrying those howitzers that are carrying 100 000 troops. And i believe howitzers are also a perfect weapon for coastal assault... All i can say is LOL

Svalvardian Officails pledged to protect TBD from an attack and will. 10,000 Special Forces are being deployed around the Nation of Aquaman.

500,000 Infantry are being transported to the TBD desert for preperations to counter attack aquaman and crush him into the ground.

Svalvardian Officails pledged to protect TBD from an attack and will. 10,000 Special Forces are being deployed around the Nation of Aquaman.

500,000 Infantry are being transported to the TBD desert for preperations to counter attack against aquaman and crush him into the ground.

Everyone, don't encourge the moron please. Fire your ignore missles.

Aqua, there is no war, you're one day old, if you want your nation to end up a smoldering crater, then by all means, keep this bs up. Grow up, read the rules and RP info, and TURN OFF THE BLOODY CAPS LOCK!

That is all.

Pushes the Ignore button.

i have recieved many threatening telegrams from tbds allies. i have taken this into account and would like to say that i am srry for all of this trouble. i kno tbd in real life, though i dispise him...i would like to settle this diplomatically. i apologize. i also would like to join forces with u tbd. would u like to be my ally? i kno this is weird after such an almost war. i do apologize once more. so what do u say tbd?

i have recieved many threatening telegrams from tbds allies. i have taken this into account and would like to say that i am srry for all of this trouble. i kno tbd in real life, though i dispise him...i would like to settle this diplomatically. i apologize. i also would like to join forces with u tbd. would u like to be my ally? i kno this is weird after such an almost war. i do apologize once more. so what do u say tbd?

So, Estolad, you'd like to see how 100,000 troopers are deployed in amphibious howitzers?

How 'bout I deploy them in the streets of your capitol city after I've leveled it with ICBM's and then drive a tank up your ass?

So, Estolad, you'd like to see how 100,000 troopers are deployed in amphibious howitzers?

How 'bout I deploy them in the streets of your capitol city after I've leveled it with ICBM's and then drive a tank up your ass?

I'll not think about it.

Im sorry if i insulted you somehow, but you still should know that thathowitzers are no IFV's or APC's. And if youre treathening our nation with war, then we shall prepare for it. So youre welcome to come as soon as you wish. Altough i believe i would get the international support in this one, as being attacked without reason.

And if youre so keen in trying, send in youre "amphibious howitzers", and well see if you can deploy them anywhere in my county.

Prime Minister of Estolad Alencar Dahas

OOC: oh and if you decide to attack me open a new thread for our war and tg me about that. I will also give you the map of my country if you wish.

At least take it into concideration. TBD. You know me well. Take it into concideration or I'll have to reveal why this really happened. And you don't want that, now do you? I think not. I suggest you take it into you immediate concideration. Now please don't make me use my last resort, blackmail. You know I'm not that type of person, but if I have too, I will.