12-01-2004, 13:00
New additions to the nations black market:
1) The pyramid of Cheops has been put up for auction. I have to create some space in my backyard for a small yet floreshing botanic garden curently orbiting earth. Scientist have warned me that it's descent to the planet bedrock may cause the garden to lose some of it's beauty but I'll take my chances. €25.000.000
2) The new Lonely Mountain boardgame Midget Molesting has been outlawed because of it's poor educational value. Tons of copies have entered the black market, going for €6900 each.
3) As a consequence to the earlier this week published scientific reflexion: On men and Women, a study of ignorance. The Enigma's men at power have decided to sell 75% of it's current, so cleverly called fe-male population. The rest will be forced to migrate to The Republic Formarly Known as Iraq for breading purposes. €12000
4) The Michael Jackson child health- and wellcarecenter has published a book on infant spanking. Due to a moral quarrel amongst this great nations leaders, the book has been outlawed for the time being but accesible in out black market. €4500
5) Tsunami's ar still for sale at our local black market aquatic fenomenon shop. Sell in stacks of 5 (bulk order). €10000
Every shipment of over 30 has a free donkey sent along.
1) The pyramid of Cheops has been put up for auction. I have to create some space in my backyard for a small yet floreshing botanic garden curently orbiting earth. Scientist have warned me that it's descent to the planet bedrock may cause the garden to lose some of it's beauty but I'll take my chances. €25.000.000
2) The new Lonely Mountain boardgame Midget Molesting has been outlawed because of it's poor educational value. Tons of copies have entered the black market, going for €6900 each.
3) As a consequence to the earlier this week published scientific reflexion: On men and Women, a study of ignorance. The Enigma's men at power have decided to sell 75% of it's current, so cleverly called fe-male population. The rest will be forced to migrate to The Republic Formarly Known as Iraq for breading purposes. €12000
4) The Michael Jackson child health- and wellcarecenter has published a book on infant spanking. Due to a moral quarrel amongst this great nations leaders, the book has been outlawed for the time being but accesible in out black market. €4500
5) Tsunami's ar still for sale at our local black market aquatic fenomenon shop. Sell in stacks of 5 (bulk order). €10000
Every shipment of over 30 has a free donkey sent along.