Wombat News
12-01-2004, 12:11
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A leading astrologist says “all of the cosmic forces are aligned” for the return of the staff of Wombat News to the NationStates scene after many years of absence.
Woolie Pully, the author of dozens of books on astrology, says that signs of the irrelevant news organisation’s imminent return are “all around us, and we ignore them at our peril.”
Massive pro-censorship rallies held last weekend across NationStates represent only one of many indications that Wombat News is returning, Ms. Pully says.
According to Ms. Pully’s astrological charts, any return by Wombat News would be preceded by the reappearance of n00b wars, general hair-pulling and name-calling.
“Sure enough, last weekend, there they were, right on schedule,” she says. “Wombat News can’t be far behind.” She added that there is still “much we do not understand” about cosmic phenomena like Wombat News
In Roania, Prince Alexander called Ms. Pully’s assertions “poppycock” and laughed off any suggestion that Wombat News was returning to haunt him.
He was wrong – we’re back!
THIS BROADCAST IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY WOMBAT NEWS – REFRESHED AND REVITALISED, AND WITH PENCILS SHARPENED
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A leading astrologist says “all of the cosmic forces are aligned” for the return of the staff of Wombat News to the NationStates scene after many years of absence.
Woolie Pully, the author of dozens of books on astrology, says that signs of the irrelevant news organisation’s imminent return are “all around us, and we ignore them at our peril.”
Massive pro-censorship rallies held last weekend across NationStates represent only one of many indications that Wombat News is returning, Ms. Pully says.
According to Ms. Pully’s astrological charts, any return by Wombat News would be preceded by the reappearance of n00b wars, general hair-pulling and name-calling.
“Sure enough, last weekend, there they were, right on schedule,” she says. “Wombat News can’t be far behind.” She added that there is still “much we do not understand” about cosmic phenomena like Wombat News
In Roania, Prince Alexander called Ms. Pully’s assertions “poppycock” and laughed off any suggestion that Wombat News was returning to haunt him.
He was wrong – we’re back!
THIS BROADCAST IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY WOMBAT NEWS – REFRESHED AND REVITALISED, AND WITH PENCILS SHARPENED
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid87/pda22c0ab2140ceb42cbbf0f2271afd5b/fa9f249c.jpg