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vroshnak has sent his little soldiers to play god, so im sending 6 million troops, all armed with the infamous repeating hampster rifle, to defend his country for now.
Why thank you 6 million is awfully generous, if you need defending later on just ask the anticapitalist alliance, or me when my blokes return, erm thats if theres any left lol its not going to plan
DOWN WITH CAPITALISM!!
vroshnak has sent his little soldiers to play god, so im sending 6 million troops, all armed with the infamous repeating hampster rifle, to defend his country for now.
You just sent half your entire population as soldiers to defend another country? So that's everyone between about 12 and 45...
To assembled generals: Well men, it looks like we have a target for Operation Pushover...
... oh, and by the way - what is a "hampster" exactly?
hamster! a small furry, annoying creature. also efficient when being used to screw up a vacuum cleaner, clean round the u-bend and keep small children believing that little monty is still alive......
soz, i cant type very well.
"operation pushover"?........excuse me,.......i think i hear.....my microwave calling......
*runs away very fast to hide in a hole*
vroshnak, im sending you 200 of my delta-bombers (you can keep them, i can always make more) along with the blueprints for their consrtuction. they have a range of 12,000km, so you should be able to bomb anyone who gets in your way. ill wire everyone the plans for the choppers on monday, once the first batch is complete