NationStates Jolt Archive


The "Official" Black Market

12-01-2004, 00:34
Sell all black market items here.
12-01-2004, 00:44
Acigoo - For those of you who weren't around a few months ago when Acigoo almost took over the world, here's what it is: It was acid-like goo that came off of a meteoriod that hit some nation... it came under investigation, and it began spawning things... and they evolved very quickly... I believe I am the only nation who now has any left... I am willing to sell it for $5,000,000 ($5 million) USD per ounce. Please note this stuff grows very quickly and can not be contained except under a special eviroment in which we have lost. It is currently on a computer-run space ship so it can not take over the world. We also have two wolf-like creatures that came from the Acigoo. They are about the size of a hound. They also are venomous. They had litters of 25 once a year. We have killed off all the litters, but the next one, expected in 1 NS week (1 rl hr) we will keep 10 of. We are only selling one of these (both will be sold in 2 RL days) while the pups are growing up. They are not tamed, thus they are kept in a very secure unground facility so they may not be able to get out. The one we are selling is $2.5 million USD.
12-01-2004, 01:01
I'm selling tsunami's. A better way to clean the turf is unheard of. For
€ 1629 U may own your very own swirling weapon of minor-destruction-along-the-seacoast.

I sell in stacks of 5 (bulk order)
Large amounts (50 and up) are insurred for half the value and you get a free donkey with every shipment.
12-01-2004, 01:02
Rebeland wishes to sell Rebelandi Killer Whales on this Black Market.
The Rebelandi Killer Whale is an enormous beast that has had a mind control device installed, you control it with a remote. These are going for $3 mill.
The Resi Corporation
12-01-2004, 01:55
I will forget about the fact that all Acigoo was taken off the planet for now, because it makes a good black market item.

The following product is not affiliated with Resi Corp in any way, shape, or form, except that it uses Resi Corp technology and all the funds go to us. But none of you know this, seeing as it could just as well come from Roania, who would be more likely to participate in such a subverse trade.

ROTAN (invisible nano-disease)
A disease made up of nanites that disguise themselves as lymph cells, this form of ROTAN is carried in small, baseball-sized grenades that are ment either to be launched by artillery (not ortillary) or thrown by hand. Each grenade has the potential to infect, and kill, an entire city.
The nanomachines transfer through air and fluid contact, and once they're inside a victim's body they begin to tear apart his or her nervious system atom by atom while maintaining thier lymph cell disguise. After the victim is rendered useless (dead or brain-dead), the nanomachines break apart and dissolve into protein, as they are programmed to do.

Price: $10,000,000 a grenade
imported_ViZion
12-01-2004, 02:04
I will forget about the fact that all Acigoo was taken off the planet for now, because it makes a good black market item. Well... remember, there were nations who didn't fully get rid of it... remember that one nation (forgot it's name) that spread it into different nations? Luckily, we had gotten it all... and, yes, after a long time of not bein on NS, I'm back... :-) anyway, well, I bet you there are others who did keep it...