NationStates Jolt Archive

Guten tag, mein freunds.

Many ave expressed concerns for ze fact that our Delicious Frankfurters(tm) are made with 100% canine meat. I ave received many puzzling complaint. Hier is one:

"such a thing is not to be taken literally"

Now, vatever do you mean? Of course hotdogs are taken literally: hot-dogs. You take ze canines, and braten it. After which you scheibe it and add ze bun.
Ve are very serious about our frankfurter production. So, if you have any concerns regarding our ethic practices, ve would love to invite you to discuss it over some Delicious Frankfurters(tm).

Famous fatbottomed spokeswoman: We of Letila don't support corporations like you. They are evil and exploitive.

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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
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I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.

We are not evil! We love are pets...after they're cooked and placed in a bun.

Whilst I, Dik Dik Van Dik have no problem with your ethical status, I have to say that i'm a Veg-itarian, Since the Mighty Dik Dik eats no meat as its a grazing animal from the Savana.

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Dik Dik Van Dik
Minister of Retaliation