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Today Russian Cargo ships are sending loads of vodka near Automagfreek with Soviet leaflets attached to them. This is meant to promote the Peoples will and party's consideration of the people of Automagfreek. However the ships are being sent to dock near an island close to Automagfreek to begin parachuting the vodka bottles into the country. Propaganda is key to spread the peoples will!

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:sigh:

Must I deal with morons all day?

All AMF port authorities have been alerted thanks to your announcement. AMF coast guard has also been alerted, and any vessel that comes within 50 miles of the coast and does not halt will be sunk.

Problem solved.

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Minister Hartman
-Minister of Foreign Affairs-
G.D.O.D.A.D


You disappoint me Putin, is this all you can muster? :lol:

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---Damien Dreadfire---
-Supreme Dictator of AMF-
G.D.O.D.A.D
-C.o.E Member-
Ruler of The Ancient Republic of Greek Forces, The Silent Protectorate of Old Frankland, The Holy Kingdom of The Royal Knights, The Mentally Superior Republic of Arrogant Uber Geniuses, The Raving Lunatics of Hackers Demise

Turst me Propaganda should also be the first weapon to use. My Planes will soon be loaded up and ready. If you do use hostile fire on Russia's planes or ships it will not only be vodka bottles and leaflets they'll be dropping.

Your kidding around, right? This is a sad, no, very very sad attempt at undermining a government. Sad, sad, sad, sad....

~Minister of International Affairs

Turst me Propaganda should also be the first weapon to use. My Planes will soon be loaded up and ready. If you do use hostile fire on Russia's planes or ships it will not only be vodka bottles and leaflets they'll be dropping.

This is your final warning. If you violate AMF space in the air or sea, expect an immediate declaration of war. I will not have you endangering my people.

Expect the GDODAD to get involved in this too.

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---Damien Dreadfire---
-Supreme Dictator of AMF-
G.D.O.D.A.D
-C.o.E Member-
Ruler of The Ancient Republic of Greek Forces, The Silent Protectorate of Old Frankland, The Holy Kingdom of The Royal Knights, The Mentally Superior Republic of Arrogant Uber Geniuses, The Raving Lunatics of Hackers Demise

Well, Presgreif will stand by AMF should hostilities errupt. Cause that's G.D.O.D.A.D. baby! :twisted:

:shock:

*runs away and gets in a spectators bunker.*

'When will the games begin?'

how can i endanger people with this? Afraid some vodka bottle will fall on a powerline and explode like a molotov coktail?

I have my allies. Powerful allies.

how can i endanger people with this? Afraid some vodka bottle will fall on a powerline and explode like a molotov coktail?

I don't care, foreign planes above my soil does not sit well with me.

I have my allies. Powerful allies.

Pfft...bring your "allies", IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE!

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[i]---Damien Dreadfire---
-Supreme Dictator of AMF-
G.D.O.D.A.D
-C.o.E Member-
Ruler of The Ancient Republic of Greek Forces, The Silent Protectorate of Old Frankland, The Holy Kingdom of The Royal Knights, The Mentally Superior Republic of Arrogant Uber Geniuses, The Raving Lunatics of Hackers Demise

how can i endanger people with this? Afraid some vodka bottle will fall on a powerline and explode like a molotov coktail?

I have my allies. Powerful allies.

:lol: .....ya, whatever you say.

This looks bad, we'll keep an eye on it.

-Grand Master Roac, The Sacred Empire of Imperial Forces
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OOC: Anyway if you have an island next to you what is it called Automagfreek? Im trying to make it like a funny Cuban missile Crisis.

This looks bad, we'll keep an eye on it.

-Grand Master Roac, The Sacred Empire of Imperial Forces


We'd suggest that you leave this between us.

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---Damien Dreadfire---
-Supreme Dictator of AMF-
G.D.O.D.A.D
-C.o.E Member-
Ruler of The Ancient Republic of Greek Forces, The Silent Protectorate of Old Frankland, The Holy Kingdom of The Royal Knights, The Mentally Superior Republic of Arrogant Uber Geniuses, The Raving Lunatics of Hackers Demise

(OOC: what world war will this be? or if not on that scale, what mini world war will this be? 1582? now how do i write that in roman numerals....)

(OOC: what world war will this be? or if not on that scale, what mini world war will this be? 1582? now how do i write that in roman numerals....)

:lol: ........carefully.

OOC: Anyway if you have an island next to you what is it called Automagfreek? Im trying to make it like a funny Cuban missile Crisis.

OOC: There are 4 islands surrounding AMF, each of which are highly populated and have military bases on every one. There isn't another island around for a long ways.

We'd suggest that you leave this between us.
IC: We shall only do what is needed to the safety of Imperials worldwide.

-Grand Master Roac, The Sacred Empire of Imperial Forces
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OOC: The last time I R/P was some 3 months ago, it's time to come out of shadows.

MDLXXXII :D

OOC: We'll make it the closest Auto-unoccupied island there is.

Scared that i will get powerful allies no? I know many more.

OOC: The last time I R/P was some 3 months ago, it's time to come out of shadows.

OOC: Then you do realize that every single GDODAD member will jump in, right?

Crikes, are Putin and Dreadfire STILL going at it? Over VODKA?

I mean, honestly, what are you two Yüskarkas thinking? Haven't you better things to do than go back and forth and argue about potato beer and communism? I mean, yeah, it was funny before, but now it's just sad, really. I almos feel ashamed.

You know what everybody needs 'round here? A stiff drink. Of course, if that doesn't work, the Cesar Liberation Front could always pledge diplomatic support to Automagfreek, but as tetsâbo as we are, I doubt it'll mean much.

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Admiral Deft-Wing
Military Yüda of The Cesar Liberation Front

MDLXXXII :D

ooc: your kidding me, right? someone knows their numerals....

Scared that i will get powerful allies no? I know many more.

I fear no man nor beast, living or dead. Bring whoever you'd like, it will only delay the inevitable.

Face it Putin, you've stepped on too many toes. All your intrusions into Europe and your threatening of GDODAD. Alot of people want to see you die you know.

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---Damien Dreadfire---
-Supreme Dictator of AMF-
G.D.O.D.A.D
-C.o.E Member-
Ruler of The Ancient Republic of Greek Forces, The Silent Protectorate of Old Frankland, The Holy Kingdom of The Royal Knights, The Mentally Superior Republic of Arrogant Uber Geniuses, The Raving Lunatics of Hackers Demise

OOC: Wouldn't be first time.

Never mock Vodka!

Scared that i will get powerful allies no? I know many more.

I fear no man nor beast, living or dead. Bring whoever you'd like, it will only delay the inevitable.

Face it Putin, you've stepped on too many toes. All your intrusions into Europe and your threatening of GDODAD. Alot of people want to see you die you know.

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---Damien Dreadfire---
-Supreme Dictator of AMF-
G.D.O.D.A.D
-C.o.E Member-
Ruler of The Ancient Republic of Greek Forces, The Silent Protectorate of Old Frankland, The Holy Kingdom of The Royal Knights, The Mentally Superior Republic of Arrogant Uber Geniuses, The Raving Lunatics of Hackers Demise

They only want to see me dead because they fear my nation. They fear its strength and will of its people.

Never mock Vodka!

You know what? This is absolutly stupid. You are willing to go to war with us over vodka and a few insults between leaders? :roll:

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Minister Hartman
-Minister of Foreign Affairs-
G.D.O.D.A.D

why can i see this heading towards 1 very large war? maybe even a world war.

since its the most ridiculous and obscene reason for a world war?

im doing this because we tire of GDODAD belief of their strength. Its times to make GDODAD cry. Do you know this might bring everyone who hates GDODAD at my side.

since its the most ridiculous and obscene reason for a world war?

Exactly. I haven't seen blatent warmongering like this in a long time.


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Minister Hartman
-Minister of Foreign Affairs-
G.D.O.D.A.D

im doing this because we tire of GDODAD belief of their strength. Its times to make GDODAD cry. Do you know this might bring everyone who hates GDODAD at my side.

GDODAD has not pissed as many people off as you have. We've kept to ourselves, while you on the other hand are constantly at somebody's throat. I very much doubt anyone will support you going to war with us over vodka.

Grow a pair and grow up.

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Minister Hartman
-Minister of Foreign Affairs-
G.D.O.D.A.D

Tag, for Early Warning probabilities.

Shut up Hartman! I tire of your drill Sarge like anti commi crap. The Red Storm is coming!

Shut up Hartman! I tire of your drill Sarge like anti commi crap. The Red Storm is coming!

Now you are going to war with us because I'm talking?!?!?!?!?

Somebody please pinch me...

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Minister Hartman
-Minister of Foreign Affairs-
G.D.O.D.A.D

The First waves of planes are just about ready and will be guarded closely by Mig-29's and Su-27's. Russian Sam sites on the Occupied Island are ready for any Automagfreek bombing raids.

Shut up Hartman! I tire of your drill Sarge like anti commi crap. The Red Storm is coming!

Now you are going to war with us because I'm talking?!?!?!?!?

Somebody please pinch me...

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Minister Hartman
-Minister of Foreign Affairs-
G.D.O.D.A.D

or someone could give you the script for your next episode. then youd be back in the real world.

The First waves of planes are just about ready and will be guarded closely by Mig-29's and Su-27's. Russian Sam sites on the Occupied Island are ready for any Automagfreek bombing raids.

OOC: Um...you'd have to fly those planes half way across the world. :roll: Besides, you never posted movements of anything.

You even made up an island that you control near me. :roll:

jebus, its actually going to happen...

I reiterate: Sad, sad, sad, sad...

This isn't over Vodka. Americans threw their tea away to revolt against british taxes. Vodka is exported to revolt against GDODAD terror.

Dr_Twist Armed Forces world Wide have been placed on Red Alert, Strategic Missile Command is prepared and ready. Dr_Twist Forces are preparing for a War that could be catastrophic.

This isn't over Vodka. Americans threw their tea away to revolt against british taxes. Vodka is exported to revolt against GDODAD terror.

OOC: That's nice, but you do realize that you can't make up shit like whole freaking islands just to strike me easier?

If the WMNK still existed, you'd get the N.O.O.B warning right now.

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"Are we supporting RF's actions?"
"No, but we will be more than happy to see GDODAD's end. Alert the IOS."

Grand Master Roac, The Sacred Empire of Imperial Forces
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THS forces are on the ready and will be deployed as necessary if the situation escalates

~International News Script, THS, Section 256A

It is Cuba. Happy? Im using Cuba. Most of my forces are back in Russia. Hoyl Saint get a sense of humour or don't be part of this thread.

"Are we supporting RF's actions?"
"No, but we will be more than happy to see GDODAD's end. Alert the IOS."

Grand Master Roac, The Sacred Empire of Imperial Forces
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I will second that, we don't wish a Massive war on our hands but the End of GDODAD would be a nice thing.

It is Cuba. Happy? Im using Cuba. Most of my forces are back in Russia. Hoyl Saint get a sense of humour or don't be part of this thread.

OOC: Cuba is still pretty damn far away from me. I'm located in the Atlantic near the equator.

It is Cuba. Happy? Im using Cuba. Most of my forces are back in Russia. Hoyl Saint get a sense of humour or don't be part of this thread.

OOC: i find this quite amusing, just the consequences could be a bit worse than originally expected.

it is enough to throw in Tu-95's and Tu-160's if you know Russian aircraft.

I will second that, we don't wish a Massive war on our hands but the End of GDODAD would be a nice thing.

But don't you realize that by getting involved you will only aggravate GDODAD? Don't you people think? You won't be destroying GDODAD, but you will be pissing it off.

Maybe I should call in some of my Reich friends....

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Minister Hartman
-Minister of Foreign Affairs-
G.D.O.D.A.D

it is enough to throw in Tu-95's and Tu-160's if you know Russian aircraft.

OOC: So, Russian aircraft are capable of traveling insane distances now? You better bring alot of refeuling planes. :roll:

Haha Calling in the Reich! How about that franz!

Ugh... not again...

Before even a shot can be fired in this "war," His Yüskarlir would like to invite both parties to the current home of the CLF for peace talks. We can end this war without firing a shot, and even become a bit richer afterward.

What say you all?

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Genji Ear-Tower
Advisory Yüdila of The Cesar Liberation Front

OOC: If they can hit the USA from Russia then why not from a nation in the Carribean to the Equator of the Atlantic? :roll:

OOC: If they can hit the USA from Russia then why not from a nation in the Carribean to the Equator of the Atlantic? :roll:

OOC: Because your freakin' planes would run out of fuel genius. Sure Russian fighters could hit Alaska maybe, but not inland America.

OOC:Tu-95's and Tu-160's are "NOT" fighters and can reach US mainland! Also maybe it would be better to change the fighter escorts to Su-33's and Mig-29K's so we can launch them from aircraft carrier?

OOC: If they can hit the USA from Russia then why not from a nation in the Carribean to the Equator of the Atlantic? :roll:

OOC: Because your freakin' planes would run out of fuel genius. Sure Russian fighters could hit Alaska maybe, but not inland America.

OOC: you know current US bombers can go from America to Iraq in 1 straight flight and only one aerial refuel. also, planes go all the way over the atlantic every day. a place in the middle of the atlantic isnt that far.

OOC: I rest my case!

OOC: I rest my case!

OOC: you know current US bombers can go from America to Iraq in 1 straight flight and only one aerial refuel. also, planes go all the way over the atlantic every day. a place in the middle of the atlantic isnt that far.

OOC: Not coming from Russia friend. RF cannot suddenly claim Cuba just so he can strike me, that's a godmod. I'm usually not that pickey, but godmods I do not put up with.

It's 2:30 and I'm tired. I hope I'm not conquered by tomorrow. :roll:

Then what do you want me to do? ICBM Vodka you? Cuba is a Communist nation and an ally to the Soviet Union. You take this as an invasion. It is not. If i wanted to i would do it quickly instead. Tu-160's can still pound you from the Caucases if needed be.

Then what do you want me to do? ICBM Vodka you? Cuba is a Communist nation and an ally to the Soviet Union. You take this as an invasion. It is not. If i wanted to i would do it quickly instead. Tu-160's can still pound you from the Caucases if needed be.

OOC: You are laying claim to territory that is not yours exclusively for the purpose of sending units into my territory. That is a godmod.

OOC: Besides you sound like a chicken. Oh Your planes can't hit me (YES THEY CAN)! Oh you can't have an island near me(THERE ARE SO MANY BLOODY ISLANDS AROUND THE WORLD)! You can't postion your forces in Cuba(CUBA IS A SOVIET ALLY)! you're a god modder(LAST RESORT HUH?)!

Telling me where i can't put my troops is BS.

OOC: Besides you sound like a chicken. Oh Your planes can't hit me (YES THEY CAN)! Oh you can't have an island near me(THERE ARE SO MANY BLOODY ISLANDS AROUND THE WORLD)! You can't postion your forces in Cuba(CUBA IS A SOVIET ALLY)! you're a god modder(LAST RESORT HUH?)!

Telling me where i can't put my troops is BS.

OOC: Look, I don't care if Cuba is a Soviet ally in RL, THIS IS NOT RL! Besides, isn't Zeronia in control of Cuba? I'm 100% ready to kick your ass, but C'MON!

Oh wait, if you can claim Cuba, I claim Moscow! I win ! :roll:

Then what do you want me to do? ICBM Vodka you? Cuba is a Communist nation and an ally to the Soviet Union. You take this as an invasion. It is not. If i wanted to i would do it quickly instead. Tu-160's can still pound you from the Caucases if needed be.

OOC: You are laying claim to territory that is not yours exclusively for the purpose of sending units into my territory. That is a godmod.

Why do people claim they can place their troops in Europe and invade Russian Forces? Why Can they so easily postion themselves in China and hit Siberia? This happened in most wars im in. What BS!

OOC: Besides you sound like a chicken. Oh Your planes can't hit me (YES THEY CAN)! Oh you can't have an island near me(THERE ARE SO MANY BLOODY ISLANDS AROUND THE WORLD)! You can't postion your forces in Cuba(CUBA IS A SOVIET ALLY)! you're a god modder(LAST RESORT HUH?)!

Telling me where i can't put my troops is BS.

OOC: Look, I don't care if Cuba is a Soviet ally in RL, THIS IS NOT RL! Besides, isn't Zeronia in control of Cuba? I'm 100% ready to kick your ass, but C'MON!

Oh wait, if you can claim Cuba, I claim Moscow! I win ! :roll:

Why don't i back up your stupid claim and say i own Autmomagfreek? If you want to be happy i'll just say 1 or 2 aircraft carriers are near your waters. There they can send naval fighter escorts. But Its the truth the a Tu-160 or Tu-95 even with a lighter load than bombs can go to Automagfreek and back to Russia.

Why don't i back up your stupid claim and say i own Autmomagfreek? If you want to be happy i'll just say 1 or 2 aircraft carriers are near your waters. There they can send naval fighter escorts. But Its the truth the a Tu-160 or Tu-95 even with a lighter load than bombs can go to Automagfreek and back to Russia.

OOC: Send your damn bombers from Russia, but I do not recognize Cuba as yours, because it is Zeronia's. Now either put up or shut up.

Don't i already sound like im putting up? :roll:

Im making another thread tomorrow to just set things straight.

ooc: How....retarded. Bickering like n00bs, very distasteful.

Keep out of our business!

This is my business, if you hadn't noticed.

Well your insults are not apreciated here. We have solved our problems now so you must not make it worse for the both of us.

The Queendom seconds Cesar Liberation Front's call for peace talks, and is also available to offer neutral ground if required. We urge both parties not to make any provocative actions.


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HRM Queen Ayane Yoshiyama
Ruling monarch of Ribenia
Granddaughter of Shintaro the Wise
Descendant of Sakura the Radiant