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shhhhhhhh BEEP HELP NATION...........OVERUN....................QUarka......SHHHHHHFHHFHF...Not talk for much longer....asddddd......Horrible......shhhhh.....WHAT ARE YOU DOING......NOOOOOOOOO....................BEEP
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Zagoth quietly considered the meaning of the odd transmission, if something was able to overrun a nation so quickly, it would most certainly be useful for genetic research. He considered sending Leona to investigate, but after her recent failure, he wasent certain he could trust her with such a task, instead, he attempted to reply to the transmission. "Attention, the nation of Sapheria has heard your distress call, please, tell me what has happend."
We will attempt to find this 'QUarka' person. But other than that we don't want to die.
Speaker Dermont scanned the dial of his NS-World Band radio and heard the transmission. Then he called out to one of his aides “Oh, Goodie! Stan, I found one of those delightful radio plays, maybe tonight won't be so boring after all”
He listened for a few more minutes only to hear static. “Never mind, the signal seems to have gone out.” he sighed, and then returned to playing with the dial trying to find something worth listening to.
..........(Gasp) Hello if anyone can hear me My name is doreen Wood. Our region has just been overun. I have managed to escape from my captives but they will find me any second. I have made a makeshift radio transmitter our of an old tuna tin and pencil sharpener. Please if anyone is out there. We need help....Oh no...SHHSLHSZHZHZH THERE SHE IS GET HER.........agggggh no.......BLAM BLAM
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............SHHLSLS I heard that...........
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.........This is commander honder matia of the Quarkian 22nd division. Please Continue on as if nothing has happened. That was just a practical joke by one of our women HAHAH How funny. Thankyou for cooperating. over.....haha suckers Now what will we do with her. she has caused us a lot of trouble. Woah is this thing still on. Hey ford how do you turn this thing.....SHHHHHHHHHH.......................
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