NationStates Jolt Archive

A commercial is beamed to every satalite in orbit, regardless of military or commercial. How it was done was not important. The message was what was important.....


DISCOUNT WORLD TOURS!!!!

"Hey there, folks! I'm Freaky Freddy and I'm here to give you a great deal on a great vacation!!!" says, no... shouts a man in a cheap suit.

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:JaY4Oh0wupoC:www.gamersasylum.com/_img_full/insane.jpg
(Freaky Freddy)

"We've got everything from Europe..."

http://www.lorenzini.com/jlorenzi/pienza/siena-%20crowded%20houses.jpg
(European Urban Center)

"The Reich..."

http://www.bigthings.ca/alberta/pictures/schurch1.jpg
(The Number One Church in Iesus Christi)

"Russian Forces..."

http://www.arts.ualberta.ca/~sayer/wellington%20red%20square.jpg
(Red Square)

"Even the Coalition of Evil and Arda!"

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/photos/images/iceberg.jpg
(possible location of the Great Ineffable Bob's home)

http://mordor.nazgul.com/images/mordor.gif
(Lord Melkor's Swimming Pool)

"And all for only 50 USD per seat! I MUST be ouf of my f**king mind to give you that price! Call now! The number is-"

The transmission fails as networks and governments around the world cut the feed.

A short time later an even shorter broadcast gets through.

"Hey! I've got a better deal! You can visit Menelmacari America for only 40 USD a seat! I must be loony!"

http://collectibles.about.com/library/graphics3/100500.jpg
(Lady Siri's Summer Home)

"And what tour would be complete without a trip to... MAGIC CHINA?!!!!"

http://images.usatoday.com/news/gallery/terr1018/crater.jpg
(Magic Crater, note satisfied tour group)

"Only 30 USD a seat! These rates are so low, I'm almost crapping my pants! Call 1-800-"

Again, it is cut off.

OMG sign me up for 29 million! One for every man, woman, and child!
(I'm especially anxious to see the magic crater, and it's satisfied tour group...)

OOC: I've got your crater right here.

http://www.astrosociety.org/education/publications/tnl/23/images/crater.jpg

Prince Buri barely noticed his cartoon vanishing, to be replaced by the odd commercial, however after a moment, his eyes snapped open and he realized someone had hacked their satalites. At first he was angry, mostly since they bothered doing this, when he would have happily given them a channel all their own, but it soon turned into interest. "Lucius... when I get better I want to go!" Lucius noded and immediatly filed an order to track down this "Freddy", and place an order for three trips.

http://www.astrosociety.org/education/publications/tnl/23/images/crater.jpg

My, what a pretty country you have. Discount World Tours, could you add the Great Crater of Seraphim Order Embassy to the tour?

Your Red Square isn't even a square, it's a rectangle!

Your Red Square isn't even a square, it's a rectangle!

What are you talking about, fool? It's a total square!

OOC: A square is a rectangle! Definition of a rectangle: A four sided figure with sides perpendicular to each other. So it is not perfect? It is discount...

No I will not add that crater. I wanted to make fun of everyone and rup a bunch of stupid tourists off. You want serious? Make your own tour company. :P

BUMP

http://www.drnightshade.org.uk/images/xikuang/yak.jpg

What tour package could be complete without a vewing of the wild yak herds of Xikuang?

http://www.astrosociety.org/education/publications/tnl/23/images/crater.jpg

My, what a pretty country you have. Discount World Tours, could you add the Great Crater of Seraphim Order Embassy to the tour?


OOC: Ah, I was led to believe that this was a "joke" thread.

IC:

We are not a nation, but an embassy. And at the present time, we do not want tourists bothering our personnel.

Kanuckistani military officals are currently considering the addition of several extra-large, glow-in-the-dark 'magic craters' to Discount World Tours' properties in response to the attempted hijacking of Kanuckistani civilian and military satalite signils.