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PRAVDA NEWS: Russian Forces promotes Communism with Vodka!

Russian Forces
09-01-2004, 06:58
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Russian Forces is now using another method to promote communism around the world! Today Russian Forces is invading the alcahol industry with Vodka! Created to bring people to their knees for more, this will surely bring Russian Forces kindness to the world! President Vladimir Putin gives the idea thumbs up and now chooses Russian Forces particular brand (There is no other) for his daily kremlin drink. Also officers will be given vodka to motivate the military to bring its greatest loyalty to the party. Drink up for the party!

http://www.123cuba.com/vodka.jpg

shaped like a cannon shell to represent the history of the people.

http://www.russianfoods.com/showroom/product015D1/vendor003E4/pimages/d010201.jpg
Esamopia
09-01-2004, 07:02
Heh... we love your idea, unfortunately alcohol is banned in Esamopia, but does RF plan to invade other beverage industries... as we'd gladly lend them our support!

-Minister of the Interior,
Ara Ara OR (Ara)^2
Russian Forces
09-01-2004, 07:10
Can we place some factories in your nation? Our KGB will make sure that no vodka is smuggled to your people.
09-01-2004, 07:14
While our nation doesnt agree with Communism, we are quite interested in your blend, and after the recent national reformation, the people could greatly use such simple pleasures. Therefore, we would like to propose a trade agreement.
Russian Forces
09-01-2004, 07:15
Our ships are loaded with vodka and are just waiting for you to give the green light.
Automagfreek
09-01-2004, 07:17
So, you expect to promote communism by getting everyone drunk?

http://207.44.246.95/40/9/upload/p3403.jpg (http://home.eznet.net/%7Edeck/fe/Finger%20Eleven_Slow%20Chemical.mp3)
---Damien Dreadfire---
-Supreme Dictator of AMF-
G.D.O.D.A.D
-C.o.E Member-
Ruler of The Ancient Republic of Greek Forces, The Silent Protectorate of Old Frankland, The Holy Kingdom of The Royal Knights, The Mentally Superior Republic of Arrogant Uber Geniuses, The Raving Lunatics of Hackers Demise
09-01-2004, 07:21
We are ready for the shipments whenever possible, but we first need to know what your forces want from this agreement.
Russian Forces
09-01-2004, 07:22
Money... thats all.

If they get drunk they'll beg for more from Russia. :D
09-01-2004, 07:25
So, you expect to promote communism by getting everyone drunk?

If you can think of a better vay, dahling, ve vould like to hear it!

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Mathilda Fur-Pocket
Yöska of Firewater for The Cesar Liberation Front
Automagfreek
09-01-2004, 07:28
If you can think of a better vay, dahling, ve vould like to hear it!

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Mathilda Fur-Pocket
Yöska of Firewater for The Cesar Liberation Front

There is no better way, because communism is a system of ignorance.

http://207.44.246.95/40/9/upload/p3403.jpg (http://home.eznet.net/%7Edeck/fe/Finger%20Eleven_Slow%20Chemical.mp3)
---Damien Dreadfire---
-Supreme Dictator of AMF-
G.D.O.D.A.D
-C.o.E Member-
Ruler of The Ancient Republic of Greek Forces, The Silent Protectorate of Old Frankland, The Holy Kingdom of The Royal Knights, The Mentally Superior Republic of Arrogant Uber Geniuses, The Raving Lunatics of Hackers Demise
09-01-2004, 07:31
The economy of Sapheria was greatly crippled during Buri's last stand, but we never the less would like to go through with this arrangment.
Russian Forces
09-01-2004, 07:32
A system where people live as equal. Much better than a system where a single man is seen as god. Facism is a system of greedy criminals. An Enemy of the People.
09-01-2004, 07:33
Thee is no better way, because communism is a system of ignorance.

Ah, zo you DO understand my point zen, dahling! You zpeak az if ve dizagree with you! Ze only true system zat verkz iz to take vat iz yourz and to deztroy zoze who vould take it!

Mila nüzavon, you humanz--or vatever you are, Yüskardo Damien--can be zo vierd zometimez...

-Mathilda
Aztec National League
09-01-2004, 07:35
Great job my fellow communist friend.

I hope this venture for our system works well.
Automagfreek
09-01-2004, 07:35
A system where people live as equal. Much better than a system where a single man is seen as god. Facism is a system of greedy criminals. An Enemy of the People.

I am the true will of my people, bottom line. You yourself just said that my system is run by a single man "that is seen as God", yet you called fascism a system of greedy criminals? Maybe you had better lay off your own vodka for awhile.

Oh, and I doubt the people of your country eat as well as you do.

http://207.44.246.95/40/9/upload/p3403.jpg (http://home.eznet.net/%7Edeck/fe/Finger%20Eleven_Slow%20Chemical.mp3)
---Damien Dreadfire---
-Supreme Dictator of AMF-
G.D.O.D.A.D
-C.o.E Member-
Ruler of The Ancient Republic of Greek Forces, The Silent Protectorate of Old Frankland, The Holy Kingdom of The Royal Knights, The Mentally Superior Republic of Arrogant Uber Geniuses, The Raving Lunatics of Hackers Demise
09-01-2004, 07:41
So thats why Russian Forces has followers, they are all drunk.

Ryan Jordan
President of Watertest
Russian Forces
09-01-2004, 07:42
Vladimir Putin is equal as a every day Russian. He deserves more benefits because he is a hero of our nation. Do not dare mock him! The Party knows best!
Automagfreek
09-01-2004, 07:44
He deserves more benefits because he is a hero of our nation.

You just proved my point. Your system is flawed because this individual is not 100% equal to everybody else. I rest my case.

http://207.44.246.95/40/9/upload/p3403.jpg (http://home.eznet.net/%7Edeck/fe/Finger%20Eleven_Slow%20Chemical.mp3)
---Damien Dreadfire---
-Supreme Dictator of AMF-
G.D.O.D.A.D
-C.o.E Member-
Ruler of The Ancient Republic of Greek Forces, The Silent Protectorate of Old Frankland, The Holy Kingdom of The Royal Knights, The Mentally Superior Republic of Arrogant Uber Geniuses, The Raving Lunatics of Hackers Demise
Russian Forces
09-01-2004, 07:45
In Russia every citizen has a limit of drink. Breaking the law will result to a re-education camp! How can my drinking laws affect your nation? This is only a method to advertise communism.
09-01-2004, 07:46
Vladimir Putin is equal as a every day Russian. He deserves more benefits because he is a hero of our nation. Do not dare mock him! The Party knows best!

Uh... his Yüskarlir has requested that I taunt Vladimir Putin into a towering rage... I don't know why, though... probably so he can just laugh at me again...

Uh... so... yeah... uh... by definition, nobody really can be revered in a... uh... truly Communist society... and... uh... what you're doing... uh... that's fascism. You know, revering heroes and all of that...

Marx would be kind of ticked if he saw you, like... uh... disrespecting his system and stuff.

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Lucky Mongrel-Tongue
Jester and Entertainer to His Yüskarlir, Cesar the Infallible
Automagfreek
09-01-2004, 07:47
In Russia every citizen has a limit of drink. Breaking the law will result to a re-education camp! How can my drinking laws affect your nation? This is only a method to advertise communism.

You are advertising for a system that clearly descriminates? You are advertising for a system that is not "equal"? AMF's drinking laws do not matter in this discussion, because when all is said and done, communism is dead.

http://207.44.246.95/40/9/upload/p3403.jpg (http://home.eznet.net/%7Edeck/fe/Finger%20Eleven_Slow%20Chemical.mp3)
---Damien Dreadfire---
-Supreme Dictator of AMF-
G.D.O.D.A.D
-C.o.E Member-
Ruler of The Ancient Republic of Greek Forces, The Silent Protectorate of Old Frankland, The Holy Kingdom of The Royal Knights, The Mentally Superior Republic of Arrogant Uber Geniuses, The Raving Lunatics of Hackers Demise
Automagfreek
09-01-2004, 07:49
Uh... so... yeah... uh... by definition, nobody really can be revered in a... uh... truly Communist society... and... uh... what you're doing... uh... that's fascism. You know, revering heroes and all of that...


There you have it, Putin. YOU ARE A FASCIST!

http://207.44.246.95/40/9/upload/p3403.jpg (http://home.eznet.net/%7Edeck/fe/Finger%20Eleven_Slow%20Chemical.mp3)
---Damien Dreadfire---
-Supreme Dictator of AMF-
G.D.O.D.A.D
-C.o.E Member-
Ruler of The Ancient Republic of Greek Forces, The Silent Protectorate of Old Frankland, The Holy Kingdom of The Royal Knights, The Mentally Superior Republic of Arrogant Uber Geniuses, The Raving Lunatics of Hackers Demise
The SLAGLands
09-01-2004, 07:50
(OOC: You know, it's pretty sad when your nation's leader is being shot down by a pro wrestler and a dog in a body cast...)
Automagfreek
09-01-2004, 07:50
(OOC: You know, it's pretty sad when your nation's leader is being shot down by a pro wrestler and a dog in a body cast...)

OOC: Word.
Russian Forces
09-01-2004, 07:53
He deserves more benefits because he is a hero of our nation.

You just proved my point. Your system is flawed because this individual is not 100% equal to everybody else. I rest my case.

http://207.44.246.95/40/9/upload/p3403.jpg (http://home.eznet.net/%7Edeck/fe/Finger%20Eleven_Slow%20Chemical.mp3)
---Damien Dreadfire---
-Supreme Dictator of AMF-
G.D.O.D.A.D
-C.o.E Member-
Ruler of The Ancient Republic of Greek Forces, The Silent Protectorate of Old Frankland, The Holy Kingdom of The Royal Knights, The Mentally Superior Republic of Arrogant Uber Geniuses, The Raving Lunatics of Hackers Demise


He is the president of Russia! He lives in the Kremlin! He might have the benefits from the kremlin but thats it.
Russian Forces
09-01-2004, 07:54
Uh... so... yeah... uh... by definition, nobody really can be revered in a... uh... truly Communist society... and... uh... what you're doing... uh... that's fascism. You know, revering heroes and all of that...


There you have it, Putin. YOU ARE A FASCIST!

http://207.44.246.95/40/9/upload/p3403.jpg (http://home.eznet.net/%7Edeck/fe/Finger%20Eleven_Slow%20Chemical.mp3)
---Damien Dreadfire---
-Supreme Dictator of AMF-
G.D.O.D.A.D
-C.o.E Member-
Ruler of The Ancient Republic of Greek Forces, The Silent Protectorate of Old Frankland, The Holy Kingdom of The Royal Knights, The Mentally Superior Republic of Arrogant Uber Geniuses, The Raving Lunatics of Hackers Demise

You;re nothing more than a corrupt Fool who thinks his god!
Automagfreek
09-01-2004, 07:55
He is the president of Russia! He lives in the Kremlin! He might have the benefits from the kremlin but thats it.

Damien laughed loudly, then with another chuckle, replied.

Then you are a fool! Your system is not equal because a certain individual is not equal to that of the populace. Hence, Putin is a dictator.


-Damien Dreadfire-
Automagfreek
09-01-2004, 07:56
You;re nothing more than a corrupt Fool who thinks his god!

Corrupt?!?! I overthrew corrpution when I destroyed Rayne. I am the savior of my people, the bringer of life and prosperity to them. Putin is a dictator same as I, except I am not a drunkard who calls himself a communist.


-Damien Dreadire-
Aztec National League
09-01-2004, 08:01
Well, the ANL is an communist nation, and everybody is equal in our country. In our society, the primier is looked upon as an regular person who was chosen to represent the ANL to the rest of the world and enact laws, that's it. He is treated equally as everybody else. He must follow the same laws as the other people, gets the same benefits as the other people, has the same health and educational rights as ANL civilans. Besides, if the people do not like him, well, then, they will vote him out in an election, so in reality, the people have the final word.
Automagfreek
09-01-2004, 08:03
Damien paused, and spoke one final time.

I have noticed that you may not be aware of my sudden return.....from the Other Side! If you say I think I am a God, then I say this to you: is there any evidence that I am not?

Dreadfire let out a loud roaring laugh, then grew stern yet again.

As for you, I grow weary of butting heads with intellectual inferiors who are not even aware that their "communist" system is run by nothing more than a dictator. I bid you good day, o' Fascist States of Russian Forces.

http://207.44.246.95/40/9/upload/p3403.jpg (http://home.eznet.net/%7Edeck/fe/Finger%20Eleven_Slow%20Chemical.mp3)
---Damien Dreadfire---
-Supreme Dictator of AMF-
G.D.O.D.A.D
-C.o.E Member-
Ruler of The Ancient Republic of Greek Forces, The Silent Protectorate of Old Frankland, The Holy Kingdom of The Royal Knights, The Mentally Superior Republic of Arrogant Uber Geniuses, The Raving Lunatics of Hackers Demise
09-01-2004, 08:05
From within his tent (which was, naturally, much larger than that of the others), The Infallible Cesar Bold-Lift, Supreme Yüskarl of The Cesar Liberation Front, watched with glee the exchanges between Damien Dreadfire, Vladimir Putin, and his own emissaries on the tiny rabbit-eared television stacked atop an orange crate. He chuckled heartily, tugging on the end of his moustache with his enormous hands. At the door, Daisy Mongrel-Tongue, Cesar's personal servant, stood poised, awaiting her master's orders.

"Send out a press release, Chikdo Daisy," he mused.

~~~~

The drunken Russians have been taunted into a towering rage.

My work here is done.

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Cesar the Infallible
Supreme Yüskarl of The Cesar Liberation Front
Russian Forces
09-01-2004, 08:53
Even Worse! You think you're god! You nation is controlled by a mad man! Freedom is an illusion and the only thing you can say is that the great Putin is a dictator. He is a man for the people unlike Damien who is a man for power and death. You fail to realise what Putin did for the people and all he gets is benefits of the kremlin. True communism isn't perfect because there is always something to envy in another but we give everyone social rights unlike you! You should return to your grave!
Russian Forces
09-01-2004, 14:14
:::BUMP::::
Russian Forces
10-01-2004, 07:39
::BUMP::
Automagfreek
10-01-2004, 07:41
You should return to your grave!

Or maybe I will send you to yours.

http://207.44.246.95/40/9/upload/p3403.jpg (http://home.eznet.net/%7Edeck/fe/Finger%20Eleven_Slow%20Chemical.mp3)
---Damien Dreadfire---
-Supreme Dictator of AMF-
G.D.O.D.A.D
-C.o.E Member-
Ruler of The Ancient Republic of Greek Forces, The Silent Protectorate of Old Frankland, The Holy Kingdom of The Royal Knights, The Mentally Superior Republic of Arrogant Uber Geniuses, The Raving Lunatics of Hackers Demise
Russian Forces
10-01-2004, 07:42
Putin has risked his life so many times and not a fool like Damien could take him out. Putin is a cunning man.
Automagfreek
10-01-2004, 07:43
Putin has risked his life so many times and not a fool like Damien could take him out. Putin is a cunning man.

You just keep talking. When I have Putin's head impaled on a stake, we'll see who the fool is.

http://207.44.246.95/40/9/upload/p3403.jpg (http://home.eznet.net/%7Edeck/fe/Finger%20Eleven_Slow%20Chemical.mp3)
---Damien Dreadfire---
-Supreme Dictator of AMF-
G.D.O.D.A.D
-C.o.E Member-
Ruler of The Ancient Republic of Greek Forces, The Silent Protectorate of Old Frankland, The Holy Kingdom of The Royal Knights, The Mentally Superior Republic of Arrogant Uber Geniuses, The Raving Lunatics of Hackers Demise
Russian Forces
10-01-2004, 07:45
He might as well see you be a slave in a gulag camp. Im sure a man strongly built as you would be a great worker for the people.
Automagfreek
10-01-2004, 07:47
He might as well see you be a slave in a gulag camp. Im sure a man strongly built as you would be a great worker for the people.

I am a great worker for MY people. Putin just sits on his ass in the Kremlin claiming to be a communist when he's really the dictator of Russia. He eats well and sleeps well, while people elsewhere in Russia fight for their meals. Russia is a land of hypocrisy.


http://207.44.246.95/40/9/upload/p3403.jpg (http://home.eznet.net/%7Edeck/fe/Finger%20Eleven_Slow%20Chemical.mp3)
---Damien Dreadfire---
-Supreme Dictator of AMF-
G.D.O.D.A.D
-C.o.E Member-
Ruler of The Ancient Republic of Greek Forces, The Silent Protectorate of Old Frankland, The Holy Kingdom of The Royal Knights, The Mentally Superior Republic of Arrogant Uber Geniuses, The Raving Lunatics of Hackers Demise
Russian Forces
10-01-2004, 07:51
The People die to make the world a better place! Remember that! Soon this world will only see Red! The Red Storm will come! Putin did his service as a KGB agent and he makes wise decisions for the people!
Russian Forces
10-01-2004, 08:02
Now who wants some vodka!!!?
Hattia
10-01-2004, 08:18
ME ME!
Russian Forces
10-01-2004, 08:20
Alrighty! Vodka being shipped to your nation!
Aztec National League
11-01-2004, 02:37
Maybe we can exchange alcholic beverages. We can send you some of our pulque or some tequilla and you can send us your fine vodka, comrade.
Russian Forces
14-01-2004, 06:30
Deal comrade!

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