NationStates Jolt Archive


How to be a good mod

08-01-2004, 18:56
Listen up gimps, I am only going to say this once, consider this a warning, if any of you buckos get out of line I have you in my sites.

Consider me your worst enemy. If a player argues with you, then you defend yourself, and this other player then tattles on you -- I will come down on YOU like a ton of bricks. Sound unfair? Unreasonable? Well it is, and listen pal, in this game the bigger the snitcher, the better the response you'll get from a mod.

Cause in this world, I am the law, judge, jury, executioner. You have no rights, and we reward the biggest idiots who complain and not you, have a problem with that? Deal! Listen pal this is not a Democracy, this is totalitarian fascism. It does have a homo-erotic tinge to it, and yes we do reward losers who like to whine and complain.

Let me tell you something about my job, people ask me all the time, "what's "flaming"?

It can mean a lot of things, but to me it means you defended yourself against attacks from other players, yet they were the pathetic ones who reported YOU for defending yourself! I like to take the jerks side, as I like to take the side that best represents who I am, and what I stand for.

Basically, I like to abuse my position, say you have a nation with over a billion people, what me worry? I don't care pal! I will delete you, and no matter how reasonable your request and no matter how many people will back up your petition to be re-instated, I WILL not bring your nation back.

A lot of people say to me that's harsh and ask me why I am completely unreasonable? I say to them because I can! Listen up idiots, I am that hall monitor you hated, that guy at work who makes trouble for no reason. I want you to be as miserable as I am!

So listen up again, if you want good modding, go to another game. You won't find it here.

I will delete you all! NOW !
Iuthia
08-01-2004, 18:59
Whine Whine Whine...

Go away.

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08-01-2004, 19:21
Those without power crave it.
Thelas
08-01-2004, 20:01
Well writen I must say, but an old adge goes like this, "If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen", so if you don't like the mods, leave, and let the rest of us have some fun!
The Underground City
08-01-2004, 20:32
Can't behave like a respectable person, don't get respect.