War On Capitilism
The Belmore Family
06-01-2004, 20:37
*Late night at Parliment building*
PM: Pass me another....hic... sherry would you Jones?
MoD:Sure Sir.
PM:You know what we...hic...need don't you?
MoD: No Sir, not a clue.
PM: Well, well, we need, we need to destroy....hic... (scratches head)Caps?
MoD: Don't you mean Capitilism Sir
PM:No, no, no, no, no. No we need to destroy Capitilism.
MoD: I just said that Sir....
PM: No, you didn't ...hic... I said it!
MoD: I think you've had one too many Sir.
PM:Look, get that typewriter.... Repeat what I say and send it to all Capitilist nations.
*Message to all Capitilist nations*
To Whom it may concern,
Now, Capitilism is a bad bad bad thing, so..... Stop. All Capitilist places are hereby enemies of the state to The Belmore Family.
From,
Alan Belmore
Prime Minister of The Belmore Family
*Back In Parliment building*
MoD: Is that all sir?
PM:Zzzzzzzz...
Iansisle
06-01-2004, 20:40
Well, I'll be sure to let any Capitilist I find know. Meanwhile, Iansisle's just a capitalist state, so we've no problems!
Can I interst you in a shirt made by the finest sweat shops in the world?
A telephone call goes through to the Grand Master of the Republic of Ithuania. It's his chief Foreign Affairs Officer, David Gilmour.
"Sir, The Communist Would-Bes of The Belmore Family have declared us to be an enemy of the state!"
After taking a second to let it sink in, GM Kurt Weber releases a statement to the Ithuanian press.
PRESS RELEASE FOLLOWS
The Republic of Ithuania has just learned that it has been declared an enemy of The Communist Would-Be's of The Belmore Family. Naturally, this news is shocking. However, the Republic of Ithuania is willing to remain on peaceful terms so long as The Belmore Family makes no indications that it is moving towards aggressive action. Good day!
A telephone call goes through to the Grand Master of the Republic of Ithuania. It's his chief Foreign Affairs Officer, David Gilmour.
"Sir, The Communist Would-Bes of The Belmore Family have declared us to be an enemy of the state!"
After taking a second to let it sink in, GM Kurt Weber releases a statement to the Ithuanian press.
PRESS RELEASE FOLLOWS
The Republic of Ithuania has just learned that it has been declared an enemy of The Communist Would-Be's of The Belmore Family. Naturally, this news is shocking. However, the Republic of Ithuania is willing to remain on peaceful terms so long as The Belmore Family makes no indications that it is moving towards aggressive action. Good day!
A telephone call goes through to the Grand Master of the Republic of Ithuania. It's his chief Foreign Affairs Officer, David Gilmour.
"Sir, The Communist Would-Bes of The Belmore Family have declared us to be an enemy of the state!"
After taking a second to let it sink in, GM Kurt Weber releases a statement to the Ithuanian press.
PRESS RELEASE FOLLOWS
The Republic of Ithuania has just learned that it has been declared an enemy of The Communist Would-Be's of The Belmore Family. Naturally, this news is shocking. However, the Republic of Ithuania is willing to remain on peaceful terms so long as The Belmore Family makes no indications that it is moving towards aggressive action. Good day!
A telephone call goes through to the Grand Master of the Republic of Ithuania. It's his chief Foreign Affairs Officer, David Gilmour.
"Sir, The Communist Would-Bes of The Belmore Family have declared us to be an enemy of the state!"
After taking a second to let it sink in, GM Kurt Weber releases a statement to the Ithuanian press.
PRESS RELEASE FOLLOWS
The Republic of Ithuania has just learned that it has been declared an enemy of The Communist Would-Be's of The Belmore Family. Naturally, this news is shocking. However, the Republic of Ithuania is willing to remain on peaceful terms so long as The Belmore Family makes no indications that it is moving towards aggressive action. Good day!
A telephone call goes through to the Grand Master of the Republic of Ithuania. It's his chief Foreign Affairs Officer, David Gilmour.
"Sir, The Communist Would-Bes of The Belmore Family have declared us to be an enemy of the state!"
After taking a second to let it sink in, GM Kurt Weber releases a statement to the Ithuanian press.
PRESS RELEASE FOLLOWS
The Republic of Ithuania has just learned that it has been declared an enemy of The Communist Would-Be's of The Belmore Family. Naturally, this news is shocking. However, the Republic of Ithuania is willing to remain on peaceful terms so long as The Belmore Family makes no indications that it is moving towards aggressive action. Good day!
We applaud your efforts to make the world less exploitive, Belmore.
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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
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I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.