NationStates Jolt Archive

Vroshnack is currently researching explosive underpants as weapons if this is complete and the economy is right we can wipe out enemy's when they least expect it.

Two days till research completion and then factories will be built, technology will be willingly sold to selected nations ater application.

Come on you know you want to. just imagine, you catch the enemy off guard hehe

wow. Your stupid.

I'm currently kicking out all businesses so I'll trade you a car manufacturer for two factories building your brilliant explosive underpant design

give me sum time, and my r&d peeps will have perfected the repeating hamster rifle. it's our proudest acheivment to date!

wookumbumble i'll rightly trade 2 factories creating explosive underpants and the blue prints of the technology for your free use in exchange for car factories.

And as for the repeating Hamster rifle, i'd like to work out a trade with you for that technology,

the only problem is the research will be completed in 1 day time but the factories will take another 7 days for completion, my economy is still just growing

the rifles gonna take a week or two to develop. the plans are ready, but the smurf problem has prevented the completion of the production lines. we're planning to make an upgrade of the rifle, using smurfs as ammo, instead of hampsters

<notices new product>

<looks down>

Not worth it.

Is the repeating hamster rifle going to be adaptable to singe shot gerbil action?

The Imperial Defence Bureau would like to know if the Repeating Hamster Rifle will be availble in other calibres besides Hamster? We are especially interested in Guinea Pig, Fluffy White Rabbit, and Possum calibres.

They would be most useful for shooting Hippies and other nuisances...

We currently have a Chicken Cannon design, used to simulate bird impact events for aircraft safty testing; would you folk be interested if we modifyed this to produce an anti-aircraft varrient? Nothing like a flock of these babbies to ruin an unwelcome pilot's day, especially if the loaders forget to thaw out the chickens befor hand :twisted:


<snerk :lol: >

I am intrigued to learn how the pant bomb would be triggered.

However I would be willing to exchenge this technology for the blueprints to our Heat seeking suppository which currently has a 3 megaton yeild

ouch! we are implementing plans to adapt the hampster rifle to fire most small, fluffy objects, with the following firing modes:
single shot
three round burst
semi-automatic
automatic
total discharge (dont ask)
just remember to ask about the little red button, on the bottom of the gun.......
btw, there are currently plans to develop the bunny-mine (you just poke it and run!)

hillbillies is the subject and we have found a use for these second class, what ever you call them.

our weapons R and D came up with the prospect of a hillbilly plus the comsuption of various flamables such as high octain jet fule and beans,
vodka and more beans. once trials began, we noticed that sevral of our R and D centres kinda got hard to find. we are estimating that they were subjected to a force of 100,000 mega tonnes. suvivors (all three of them) are still complaining about the methene fall out and the danger of a nation wide gas explosion. the powers that be think we may have being a bit over ambitious

black ops needed a secret weapon that could be placed within close range of nearly any target desired.

The vampire omlette was a good suggestion.

we are still working on the nature of the weapon but basicly, it is an omlette that sucks it's its victims to death.

the only thing worse than a crater, is a funky-smelling crater! we saw the big green clouds from the borders of our nation, and now, we're very worried

people who watch BBC THREE are now subject to subliminal messages that program the veiwer in all combat skills and the missions that the director of the BBC has chosen for the nation, who will no doubt be his army. the slogan "Three, is a magic number" is the triggar but as yet, havn't being able to decode the subliminal messages.

i say again, we are very worried

The Peoples Republic of Skarsgrad has commenced the research of nuclear warheads and their delivery systems. This research may take some time to reach completion due to our nations weakened industrial and economic state.

All bussiness and commerce in the nation is hereby under ownership of The State. All free enterprises are now deemed void. In order to build the strength of our nations wavering economy, all industry, manufacturing and servcies will be dictated by The State for the foreseeable future. Our first resolution is to implement specialisation and division of labour throughout our nations working economy, greater investment will also be made in plant and industrial sectors. These measures should precipitated the eventual stabilisation and growth of our economy.

The armed forces of Skarsgard have recieved improved funding to pay for a new consignment of super-sonic Comet MK.1 bombers, armed with high yield explosive, napalm and soon nuclear payloads. Unless the nation of Maded and other tyranical capitalist dictatorships renounce their ill treatment of the people, these forces will be implemented in the field!

The Peoples Republic of Skarsgrad has completed the research into basic nulear warheads and their delivery systems. Our nations weapons development and heavy industries (NWDH Industries) are focusing on the production of these warheads, combined with radar activated bomb and ICB delievery systems, these weapons will be available to the national military and for trade to select nations in the comming months.

oh balls

i'd like to purchase the technology of nuclear warheads please skarsgrad in exchange for cyanide cigarettes, and expolosive underpant factories and as my light AA tanks are finished in research you will have access to that technology too.

Vroshnak

skys edge is close to completing the devestating b-bomb (b for bunny). this weapon instantly turns everyone in the blast radius, into small, defenceless bunny rabbits.
we are also working on the l-bomb, which turns people into lemmings, who then promptly throw themselves off the nearest tall building.

we have also developed a basic, delta-winged bomber. we need a week to adapt it to carry the new warheads
anyone interested in buying?

The Peoples Republic of Skarsgrad is willing to trade good and materials (or in this case nuclear armaments) in exchange for currency only, our international trade does not include a barter system.

11 mega-tonne warheads will be made available for purchase to select and stable nations, tryanical and oppressive nations are viewed as unfit to manage such weapons and trade will not occure. If you are able to prove your good intentions or that your nation is willing to aid The Peoples Republic of Skarsgrad in its endevours then trading may commence.

Bidding starts at 1,000,000 Stamps per warhead, the 'goods' will be delivered upon confirmation of payment.

i wanna a big bomb to play with. i can pay you 2,000,000 smurf pelts, with the current exchange rates, that works out at approx 1,500,000 stamps. deal?

im not sure where my original post is, so im using this dead one. the skys edge military has now armed itself with 50 hovercraft-based assault ships. these fast, agile craft are all-terrain vehicles with enough firepower to sink lybia. we are working on a slower, heavier varient, carrying a bigger arsenal of weaponary. the basic chasis can be upgraded to carry practically any battlefield or assault weapon, and still has enough room inside to transport 23 troops or 2 tanks.
ill sell the blueprints 2 ne1 whos interested