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Parratoga's World Fact Book Thread!

06-01-2004, 04:07
The High Lonesome Wilderness of Parratoga

http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/parratoga.jpg

Location: The Willd Wild West

Motto: Take It To The Limit

Political Freedoms: Good
Civil Rights: Excellent
Economy: All-Consuming

Geography

Climate: Temperate to Tropical
Mostly lush tropical rainforests and mountains, with valley oasis rivers and swamp lands.
Natural Resources: Platinum, Spice, Liquid Gold, Sliver,
Territory: Urban 2%, Rural Farmlands 15%, Valleys 10%, Forest 75%, Desert 8%

People:
Population: 1.961 Billion
Age Structure: 0-14 years: 25%; 14-64 years: 17%; 65 years and over: 17%
Life Expectancy at birth: total population: 111; female: 114; male: 108
Fertility Rate: 5.8 children to even woman
Nationality: Parraian
Adjective: Parraian
Ethnic Groups: Keltic-Nordic 100%
Religions: Atheist 47%, Satanist 39%, Pagan 14%
Languages: Parranese 96%, English 4%

Literacy Rate:
Total population: 100%
Male: 100%
Female: 100%

Government

Conventional long form: The High Lonesome Wilderness of Parratoga
Conventional short form: Parratoga
Abbreviation: Parra

Government Type: National Socialist/Technocratic
Capital: Parralexus
Independence: N/A
Liberation: N/A
Constitution: N/A
Legal System: Lex Talionis

Suffrage: Universal: No age restrictions

Executive Branch:
Chief of state: Leader of the Synod
Terms: 8 years for re-valuation
Legislative/Judicial Branch:
500 member Synod, 8 year term


Political Parties: There are no political parties in Parratoga.

Economy

GDP per capita: $30,000
GDP: $58,050,000,000,000
Population Below Poverty Line: 0%
National Budget: $ 29,286,225,000,000
Percentage of GDP spent on defense: 15%
Persentage of budget spent on denfense: 29.73%
Military Budget: $8,707,5000,000,000
Major Exports: Information Technology, Automotive products, consumer goods, military technology
Major Imports: None

Currency: Poggle
Currency Code: Pog
National Anthem: Beer For My Horses

"Well a man come on the 6 o’clock news
Said somebody’s been shot, somebody’s been abused
Somebody blew up a building
Somebody stole a car
Somebody got away
Somebody didn’t get too far yeah
They didn’t get too far
Grandpappy told my pappy, back in my day, son
A man had to answer for the wicked that he done
Take all the rope in Texas
Find a tall oak tree, round up all of them bad boys
Hang them high in the street for all the people to see that
Justice is the one thing you should always find
You got to saddle up your boys
You got to draw a hard line
When the gun smoke settles we’ll sing a victory tune
We’ll all meet back at the local saloon
We’ll raise up our glasses against evil forces
Singing whiskey for my men, beer for my horses
We got too many gangsters doing dirty deeds
We’ve got too much corruption, and crime in the streets
It’s time the long arm of the law put a few more in the ground
Send ’em all to their maker and he’ll settle ’em down
You can bet he’ll set ’em down ’cause
Justice is the one thing you should always find
You got to saddle up your boys
You got to draw a hard line
When the gun smoke settles we’ll sing a victory tune
We’ll all meet back at the local saloon
We’ll raise up our glasses against evil forces
Singing whiskey for my men, beer for my horses
Justice is the one thing you should always find
You got to saddle up your boys
You got to draw a hard line
When the gun smoke settles we’ll sing a victory tune
We’ll all meet back at the local saloon
We’ll raise up our glasses against evil forces
Singing whiskey for my men, beer for my horses




National Animal: Mega Squid


http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-11/496284/Megasquid.JPG

"The mega squid is a part of the terasquid family. Heavier than an elephant and almost as tall, the mega squid, splintering conifer trunks and pulping the branches of lichen trees as it goes. Air passing though its body causes internal membranes—the mega squid’s vocal chords—to vibrate and sound is produced. The sound is amplified by means of a balloon-like sac on the squid’s forehead which expands and vibrates like the throat of a frog. As it moves through the forest, the mega squid stakes its territory by bellowing out signals through the drumming rain.

Eight legs, each as broad as a tree trunk, support the beast as it lumbers though the forest, moving at speeds similar to a human walking pace. When the animal is at rest, its legs are compressed and solid. An interlacing network of cartilage within each column locks together, forming a rigid support for the enormous weight of the animal. In motion, the limbs are lengthened, raising the mega squid from the ground. Walking on eight legs isn’t easy, but the squid achieves it with a slow, fluid gait.

A pair of flexible tentacles reaches out in front of the mega squid, extending to just over six feet (roughly two meters) in length. With dexterous tips, these limbs gather fruit, young leaves and shoots, as well as tree-dwelling creatures and their nests. Food is then delivered to the squid’s mouth, at the center of its ring legs. Despite its size, the mega squid’s food requirements are small. Being cold-blooded, it does not need to burn food to maintain its body temperate. It therefore only needs about one tenth the amount of food that a similarly sized, warm-blooded creature, such as the African elephant, would have required. Consequently, the wet Northern Forest can support large populations of mega squid."-From "The Future is Wild"

National Bird: Rainbow Lorikeet (Trichoglossus haematofus)

http://birdswa.iinet.net.au/images/rainbow_lorikeet.jpg
http://www.countrygraphix.com/photos/Wildlife/Rainbow-lorikeet1a.jpg

A medium-large, long tailed, colorful and friendly parrot is the national bird of Parratoga. The Lorikeets habitat is in the rainforests, eucalypt forests and woodland; sometimes in scrub, gardens.


National Tree: Ponderosa Pine (pinus ponderosa)

http://www.mountainsmagnificent.com/rocky-mountains-ponderosa-pine/rocky-mountains-ponderosa-pine.jpg
The Ponderosa Pine with it's very deep taproot can grow were most other species fail. Botanical features inculde needles in threes, 16-22 cm long, crowded on shoots; cones 7-10 cm long, leaving the base on the branches when they shed, and an attractive orange and brown bark, with scaly irregular plates.


National Fruit: Passion Berry
http://www.colorchoiceplants.com/images/IlexBerryNice2.jpg


National Flower: Fire Flower

http://www.wfu.edu/~smithwk/Greenhouse/red%20flower.jpg



Measuring system: Metric

Calendar/Time system: Sidereal; 30 days in each month, there are 12 months, and one space of time (either) 5 (or 6 days) at the end of the year. Each month is divided into three Deckans, periods of ten days (as opposed to a week).

Legal Ages
Voting: No Age Restrictions (Must be able to pass a civic exam before being granted a voters license.)
Driving: 13
Alcohol: 15
Smoking: 15
Smoking Marijuana: 18
Sexual consent: 15

Holidays:

The Spring Equinox (March 21st) is celebrated as the new year.
Beltane (April 30th) is celebrated as a day of lust and indulgence
The Summer Solstice (June 21st) is for celebrating one’s humor.
Lughnasad (July 31st) is the celebration of being the predator not prey
The Autumn Equinox (September 21st) is a time to reflect on one’s self
Halloween (October 31st) is the Fire Festival
The Winter Solstice (December 21st) is the celebration of self-emancipation
Imbolc (January 31st) is a day of indulgence and fertility.
Foundation Day (February 6th) is a celebration of the founding of Parratoga.
Valentines Day (February 14) is a day for celebrating love.


Laws:

Citizenship:
Immigration to Parratoga is not allowed expect under rare situations. In order of a foreigner is acquire citizenship they must all the requirements: Be Pure Keltic-Nordic, in excellent health, under the age of 35, be able to read, write, and speak Parranese fluently, know about the history and customs of Parratoga.

Marriage:
In Parratoga the institution of Marriage has been abolished as far as the State is concerned, citizens may still choose to have a “religious ceremony” if they so choose but seeing how most of the population is non-religious this practice is all but extinct.

Legal system: Is based on Lex Talionis, which means an eye for an eye. If someone commits murder they are executed in the same fashion as their victim. Rapists/Child Molesters are likewise executed, so to are Traitors. It is not advised to commit any crime in Parratoga, least one end up in a work camp or being executed. Because of Parratoga’s well funded police and progressive social polices in education and welfare, crime is virtually unknown.


(More to come at a later date)
Letila
06-01-2004, 04:16
What's scary is that Letila has agents promoting anarchism throughout the world and that there are a lot in parratoga, about 1,000, actually. At least a few of them are part Tu'lîmi and white and could pass themselves off as white.

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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.
06-01-2004, 08:51
What's scary is that Letila has agents promoting anarchism throughout the world and that there are a lot in parratoga, about 1,000, actually. At least a few of them are part Tu'lîmi and white and could pass themselves off as white.

No, we captured them a long time ago and exiled them to a colony on one of the moons in the occupied territory of Parrathon. Genetic tests here in Parratoga are highly advanced and can detect any alien DNA. Besides, I failed to mention that Parrains are genetically engineered, the basic DNA is different from adverage human DNA. They are essentially post-human.
07-01-2004, 04:33
A normal week day for families includes the mom staying home to cook dinner and clean. At home mom cooked and cleaned all day. When the kids got home there was usually some kind of freshly baked snack waiting on the table. Mom also took care of the kids when they were sick and made sure that they all ate healthy. The father goes to work while the children go to school. Dad worked all day and expected to come home to a home cooked meal and a happy family. The common role of the era is that women should stay at home, clean and take care of the children. Most women don't have a problem with this. When the children get home they do their homework first thing and then help mom out around the kitchen. They enjoyed staying at home. Around five or six 'o' clock the father would arrive home from work. The family would then sit down at the dinner table altogether to eat and discuss how their days went. Most households include two parents. Single parent households are not a very common thing. The mom stays at home while the father was at work and the kids were at school. There really isn't much that a family doesn’t do together. The family always comes before friends and other social gatherings. If mom needs to go out and dad was at work one of the older children will stay and watch the little ones. Families worked together and get along with each other quite well. Teenagers after school usually go to a small soda shop or walk to a friends house or home. That is because the streets are actually safe.


As far as hairstyles in go, they are soft and curly. Straight hair is out. Short hair is in. The general hair look is often achieved by a difficult process of pin curling and rolling. Permanent Waves are a really big deal. The wild obsession with poodles has led to a new hair style called, well, "The Poodle Cut!
Blue Jeans and cotton t-shirts are popular. Cute little “sailor” outfits are all the rage, consisting of starchy petticoats and big bows. (See below). Jumpers are considered very fashionable. (See below) http://www.metcalf.ilstu.edu/curric/eighth/8decade/1950smain/clairetaulbee/1950's%20trends%20pictures/girl-sailor.gif http://www.metcalf.ilstu.edu/curric/eighth/8decade/1950smain/clairetaulbee/1950's%20trends%20pictures/girls-dresses2.gif
http://www.metcalf.ilstu.edu/curric/eighth/8decade/1950smain/clairetaulbee/evening-yellow.jpg
Women’s dresses are soft, romantic, and the accessories are very feminine: gloves, bows, shawls, headbands, jewelry, pins etc… Most every female looks like a movie star.
Made to draw attention to the leg
and calf, the stiletto heel was a big slippers are
statement in the current time. The Saddle Shoe is probably the biggest deal as far as footwear goes. Almost everyone wears them, and wears them everywhere! The stylish black and white design can go with almost any casual outfit. They are however, quite difficult to wash. http://www.metcalf.ilstu.edu/curric/eighth/8decade/1950smain/clairetaulbee/shoe-w1.jpg http://www.metcalf.ilstu.edu/curric/eighth/8decade/1950smain/clairetaulbee/shoe-7.jpg http://www.metcalf.ilstu.edu/curric/eighth/8decade/1950smain/clairetaulbee/saddle-shoes1.jpg
Letila
07-01-2004, 04:57
OOC: I feel like vomiting after reading your misogynistic post. And this is from a woman. I thought you had some respect for your own sex.

IC: Letila has long considered parratoga to be the holy grail of anarchization. It is extremely right wing and is huge, making it nigh-impossible to effect, even with the most skilled agents. We'd like those agents back.

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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.
Sketch
07-01-2004, 05:44
Are you gonna actually start RPing now? Or is this just a one time thing? Other than that - interesting...... :P
Spookistan and Jakalah
07-01-2004, 05:48
Yo, Parra, only 59% of your population is aged zero or above...
07-01-2004, 05:50
IC: Letila has long considered parratoga to be the holy grail of anarchization.

OOC: Haven't you anything better to do than constantly spout off this drivvel about anarchy? So you're an anarchy. Whoopdee-friggin'-doo. Get over yourself. :roll:
Letila
07-01-2004, 05:50
We do demand those prisoners released, parratoga.

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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.
Vrak
07-01-2004, 06:02
"Those mega squid are among the most bizarre animal I've seen. A few of those would do quite nicely in the Klatch."

-- Big game Hunter Wilf Gooberunkin the Third
Thelas
07-01-2004, 06:04
OOC: Parratoga, so your gonna RP now, hmm, I am not a Reich member, but they could use a new nation.
Celdonia
07-01-2004, 11:03
OOC: Parratoga, so your gonna RP now, hmm, I am not a Reich member, but they could use a new nation.

OOC: I kinda hope the Reich isn't looking for OOC National Socialists to fill its ranks as well :roll:
Letila
08-01-2004, 00:40
Give us back those prisoners!

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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.
08-01-2004, 11:35
Hehe, you are lucky that we did not excute them, Letila. They were resettled outside the general population, they are not prisoners, you may pick them up any time you wish.
08-01-2004, 11:37
Are you gonna actually start RPing now? Or is this just a one time thing? Other than that - interesting...... :P

Yes, thought I'd start off with a factbook first.
08-01-2004, 11:49
OOC: I feel like vomiting after reading your misogynistic post. And this is from a woman. I thought you had some respect for your own sex.

:P *Hands Letila a brown paper bag in case he throws up*

I am just detailing what I consider the ideal society and I'm roleplaying my nation as such. I fail to see how my post about mothers staying home and taking care of their children is misogynistic.

IC: Letila has long considered parratoga to be the holy grail of anarchization. It is extremely right wing and is huge, making it nigh-impossible to effect, even with the most skilled agents. We'd like those agents back.

Ah, Parratoga isn't that right-wing. Some of our polices (which will be addressed later in this thread) would be considered very left-wing.

But unlike the meddlesome Letila, we don't believe in interfering with another nations interal political system.