NationStates Jolt Archive

The people of Neverlandd mourn today, for today is the day that the revolution begins and the good of the nation falls. The rebels consist of monarchists and hard line believers in the philosophy of Armateus a philosopher who proposed that leadership is not needed and ultimate order and power of a nation comes through a strong and HUGE army. The Monarchists and the Armateuisians are armed with guns, illegal in Neverlandd, and are numbered in the thousands (about 3,000) there are about 500 guerrilas and the rest are armed fighters going across the pacifist nation without an army taking village after village. International aid is requested in all forms humanitarian and military, if the monarchists and Armateuisians take over another civil war will of course take place, the fight wheter a monarchy should be in place or an Armateusian like system. The revolution has begun.

You need some more revolution to get rid of them. I recommend anarchism. :lol:

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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.

Well actually I forgot to mention that Neverlandd currently is a socialist anarchist state thingy whatever. We need help to keep it that way.

if aid is not delievered immedialty then the nation of Neverlandd will fall to the rebels and the tide of the world shall tilt.

In that case, 20,000 troops are being sent to help. They should arrive soon.

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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.

I will sned humanitarian aid.

The people of the Logarchy are willing to step in and provide aid in the form of one tenth of our current standing army, indicating over one million trained soldiers (counted in that number are officers, supply corps, artillery support, etc). According to the rules set down by Plato in the Republic, which has guided our nation from the very beginning, a full third of all of our people are trained from earliest childhood as enlightened soldiers. As crime rates are currently low, we can afford to send a substantial force. Be advised, however, that if our crime rate increases I, Therapon Protarchon Aaron Potts of the Logarchy, will be forced to recall anywhere from a third to a full half of our forces. We do not play dice with public safety.

Be also advised that we require compensation in some form for our massive intervention. The cost of equipping, transporting, supplying, and compensating our troops, as well as the probable human cost of life, will be substantial. We will, of course, reduce our usual rates due to your nation's young status.

We offer, in this public forum, the following terms, subject to modification per agreement of both parties:
The services of one million (1,000,000) of our soldiers, for a period not to exceed two months. We explicitly exclude the Aristoi and the poloi (Demos) from our contract.
Our transportation provided, along with two Trireme-class cruisers to protect our forces in transit.
Defense, to the death, of your borders while we handle your internal problems. So long as our men draw breath, they will allow no invasion.
You will provide:
Lodging for at least 25% of our troops.
Compensation. This may be in the form of drachmas, technology (we have virtually no air force and our weapons are not the most modern, and our Trireme-class cruisers, while sufficient, are not powerful), or diplomatic considerations.

Further negotiations, acceptance, or rejection may take place over TM.

EDIT: We do not suggest that we need over a million troops to pacify your country. We merely indicate that we do not wish to leave any task, no matter how small, done imperfectly. If you do not feel comfortable with a million well-trained, fanatic soldiers on your lands, feel free to lower the number to a size you are comfortable with.

Thank you letila but it is too late the Anaeturisms have taken over and so have the monarchists so the country is in a deep civil war

We are sending anotehr 50,000 troops.

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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.

The people of the Logarchy are willing to step in and provide aid in the form of one tenth of our current standing army, indicating over one million trained soldiers (counted in that number are officers, supply corps, artillery support, etc). According to the rules set down by Plato in the Republic, which has guided our nation from the very beginning, a full third of all of our people are trained from earliest childhood as enlightened soldiers. As crime rates are currently low, we can afford to send a substantial force. Be advised, however, that if our crime rate increases I, Therapon Protarchon Aaron Potts of the Logarchy, will be forced to recall anywhere from a third to a full half of our forces. We do not play dice with public safety.

Be also advised that we require compensation in some form for our massive intervention. The cost of equipping, transporting, supplying, and compensating our troops, as well as the probable human cost of life, will be substantial. We will, of course, reduce our usual rates due to your nation's young status.

We offer, in this public forum, the following terms, subject to modification per agreement of both parties:
The services of one million (1,000,000) of our soldiers, for a period not to exceed two months. We explicitly exclude the Aristoi and the poloi (Demos) from our contract.
Our transportation provided, along with two Trireme-class cruisers to protect our forces in transit.
Defense, to the death, of your borders while we handle your internal problems. So long as our men draw breath, they will allow no invasion.
You will provide:
Lodging for at least 25% of our troops.
Compensation. This may be in the form of drachmas, technology (we have virtually no air force and our weapons are not the most modern, and our Trireme-class cruisers, while sufficient, are not powerful), or diplomatic considerations.

Further negotiations, acceptance, or rejection may take place over TM.

EDIT: We do not suggest that we need over a million troops to pacify your country. We merely indicate that we do not wish to leave any task, no matter how small, done imperfectly. If you do not feel comfortable with a million well-trained, fanatic soldiers on your lands, feel free to lower the number to a size you are comfortable with.

Lower it to 10,00 soldiers please our people feel uncomfortable so change it thanks

*snip Logarchy's proposal

Lower it to 10,00 soldiers please our people feel uncomfortable so change it thanks

Oh, bugger, and I had such a lovely opportunity to take over and "manage" another country on the pretext of helping... :D (For the record, I am ENTIRELY kidding)

We will gladly lower our offer to 10,000... heck, if it's just 10,000 we'll do it for free. Better to have good relations than good drachmae.

Transport ships are being readied as I write.

I suggest you go Mohatma Ghandi style... Tell them they will never get what they want with their fists... fighting back will do you no more good than starting more wars. :!:

...hmm. i would say steal all of your nations money and pack it into suitcases. then burn your cities so the rebels will inherit rubble. then before they know that the burned corpse with your identification on it isnt really you, you will have been safely spirited away to my country under the new name, felipe rodriguez. then you can waste all of your nations stolen money (only then it will be too late because then you see our punitive tax rates). then you can get a job in one of our uranium mines. then one day the rebels find you and kidnap you....eventually they indict you for war crimes and execute you in the most painful means possible. yeah so, when can we pick you up?