Exclusive Sale!
Croup Merchant Brokers are proud to announce that we have just entered into a two year exclusive deal with the nation of Sagatia to trade in letters, words and numbers!
Imported daily from Dictionopolis, get your fresh picked 'if's, 'and's, and 'but's.
Nice ripe 'where's and 'when's.
Bagfulls of pronouns.
Assortments of names.
Special deals on 'quagmire', 'flabbergast' and 'upholstery'; get them whilst stocks last!
Get a pound of 'happy's; very useful for Happy Birthday, Happy New Year, happy days and happy-go-lucky
Buy a pound of 'good's; always handy for good morning, good afternoon, good evening and good-bye
Do It Yourself letters; make any words you like, from A to Z. Try a fresh-harvested 'A'; sweet and delicious! 'I'?; icy and refreshing! And we have the crunchiest 'C's you'll find!
Juicy, tempting words for sale!
A wonderful assortment of words, just waiting for you; short ones, easy ones, long ones and very important ones for special occasions; even some marvellously fancy ones packed in individual gift boxes for use in royal decrees and pronouncements!
Get your numbers here; dug from the numbers mine at Digitopolis, home of the biggest, smallest, shortest and longest numbers in the World! We've got them all, form zero to nine!
Indispensible!
We guarantee you wont be disappointed!
Get them now; tommorrow you may not be able to even spell 'tomorrow'!
For the Freedom of All Peoples!
The Supreme Yüskarl requires a single one and as many zeroes as your factories can produce in an hour. While I won't say EXACTLY why I need them, you could say it has something to do with needing a boost in my bank account.
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The Infallible Cesar
Supreme Yüskarl of The Cesar Liberation Front
For the Freedom of All Peoples!
The Supreme Yüskarl requires a single one and as many zeroes as your factories can produce in an hour. While I won't say EXACTLY why I need them, you could say it has something to do with needing a boost in my bank account.
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The Infallible Cesar
Supreme Yüskarl of The Cesar Liberation Front
The '1' is no problem and quite cheap. '0's require more craftsmanship, take longer to produce and are more expensive. We could supply you with 5000 '0's immediately (the two we have used in this conversation are free to first-time buyers)
With which currency do you wish to pay?
The '1' is no problem and quite cheap. '0's require more craftsmanship, take longer to produce and are more expensive. We could supply you with 5000 '0's immediately (the two we have used in this conversation are free to first-time buyers)
With which currency do you wish to pay?
Eep... weeeell, I guess theeeees eeeeez where I take over...
Weeeee weeeeeell pay eeeeen theeeeee currencyeeeeeee of Bells, wheeeeeech eeeeeez theeeeeee currencyeeeeee of Heeeeez Holy Yüüüüüskarl'z peeeeeeeeeeople. They trade at threeeeee point twoooo Bells to theeeeeee dollar.
Weeeeee weeeeeell pay for one hundred '0's onlyeeeeee. That eeeeeeez all weeeee neeeeeeeeeed.
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Alfonso Jaw-Clinch
Financial Yüda of The Cesar Liberation Front
The '1' is no problem and quite cheap. '0's require more craftsmanship, take longer to produce and are more expensive. We could supply you with 5000 '0's immediately (the two we have used in this conversation are free to first-time buyers)
With which currency do you wish to pay?
Eep... weeeell, I guess theeeees eeeeez where I take over...
Weeeee weeeeeell pay eeeeen theeeeee currencyeeeeeee of Bells, wheeeeeech eeeeeez theeeeeee currencyeeeeee of Heeeeez Holy Yüüüüüskarl'z peeeeeeeeeeople. They trade at threeeeee point twoooo Bells to theeeeeee dollar.
Weeeeee weeeeeell pay for one hundred '0's onlyeeeeee. That eeeeeeez all weeeee neeeeeeeeeed.
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Alfonso Jaw-Clinch
Financial Yüda of The Cesar Liberation Front
One '1' will cost 34 Bells
One '0' will cost 67 Bells - Please be aware that these are binary '0's and you will need two for every decimal '10' that you require; so you might wish to reconsider the quantity you require
If this is agreeable to you, please wire us the money
One '1' will cost 34 Bells
One '0' will cost 67 Bells - Please be aware that these are binary '0's and you will need two for every decimal '10' that you require; so you might wish to reconsider the quantity you require
If this is agreeable to you, please wire us the money
Wiiiiiiiiiire moneeeeeeeeey?
You confuse meeeeeeee...
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Alfonso Jaw-Clinch
Financial Yüda of The Cesar Liberation Front
Oh, minnusya felverôt...
What my dear friend Yüda Jaw-Clinch meant to say was that our people have no manner of "wiring" money, per se. Instead, His Yüskarlir will send an envoy to the merchants in question to make the necessary exchange of goods and currency, at which point the transaction will be closed.
We have made arrangements to send an envoy, Yëra Oxford, to the merchants in question, at which point we can consider this matter closed.
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Genji Ear-Tower
Advisory Yüdila of The Cesar Liberation Front
What my dear friend Yüda Jaw-Clinch meant to say was that our people have no manner of "wiring" money, per se. Instead, His Yüskarlir will send an envoy to the merchants in question to make the necessary exchange of goods and currency, at which point the transaction will be closed.
We have made arrangements to send an envoy, Yëra Oxford, to the merchants in question, at which point we can consider this matter closed.
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Genji Ear-Tower
Advisory Yüdila of The Cesar Liberation Front
Very good.
We shall await the arrival of your representatives.
Best Regards
K. L. Ing (Partner)
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04-01-2004, 08:43
Croup Merchant Brokers are proud to announce that we have just entered into a two year exclusive deal with the nation of Sagatia to trade in letters, words and numbers!
Imported daily from Dictionopolis, get your fresh picked 'if's, 'and's, and 'but's.
Nice ripe 'where's and 'when's.
Bagfulls of pronouns.
Assortments of names.
Special deals on 'quagmire', 'flabbergast' and 'upholstery'; get them whilst stocks last!
Get a pound of 'happy's; very useful for Happy Birthday, Happy New Year, happy days and happy-go-lucky
Buy a pound of 'good's; always handy for good morning, good afternoon, good evening and good-bye
Do It Yourself letters; make any words you like, from A to Z. Try a fresh-harvested 'A'; sweet and delicious! 'I'?; icy and refreshing! And we have the crunchiest 'C's you'll find!
Juicy, tempting words for sale!
A wonderful assortment of words, just waiting for you; short ones, easy ones, long ones and very important ones for special occasions; even some marvellously fancy ones packed in individual gift boxes for use in royal decrees and pronouncements!
Get your numbers here; dug from the numbers mine at Digitopolis, home of the biggest, smallest, shortest and longest numbers in the World! We've got them all, form zero to nine!
Indispensible!
We guarantee you wont be disappointed!
Get them now; tommorrow you may not be able to even spell 'tomorrow'!
Hmm sounds like someone has been to the Markte in Dicitionopolis.
did you get stuck in the Doldrums on the way there?
I usually stop and visit the Whether man myself and somtimes hang out withe Dr.Dischorde (the Awful Din makes a wonderful Tea)
Also, Numbers are Better than Words so sayeth the Mathemagician.
Hmm sounds like someone has been to the Markte in Dicitionopolis.
did you get stuck in the Doldrums on the way there?
I usually stop and visit the Whether man myself and somtimes hang out withe Dr.Dischorde (the Awful Din makes a wonderful Tea)
Also, Numbers are Better than Words so sayeth the Mathemagician.
I have had no personal dealings with the nation of Sagatia myself, although another of the partners here at CMB has taken holidays there and I believe it is a result of one of those visits that CMB was fortunate enough to secure the the current contract with that nation to market their products innternationally.
I understand that it is a an exceptionally interesting nation and am considering taking a trip there myself in the not too distant future.
Haulage is, unfortunately, not one of the areas I concern myself with, so I cannot make any comment about transport routes and do not know if The Doldrums features largely in that regard. I could make enquiries on your behalf if this is of interest to you, however.
Best Regards
K. L. Ing (Partner)