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Perfect China Government NewsNet, Now Owned by the C.C.U.!

With new Anchor Liu Ka-Fei

Ka-Fei: Today it was announced by the military, all of whom were in the strange new uniforms of the new government that the Divine Empress and the High Priest of Royal Maoism were dead. No other explanation was given except that a new union of Perfect China's Corporations called Corporate Conglomerate Union or C.C.U. This new government which is under the command of it's new CEO, Quin Zedong (the former CEO of the Metamind Corporation has yet to give any public statements except that the nation is now under a State of Emergency and that all travel in and out of Perfect China is restricted and that all non Perfect China citizens will be required to leave or they will be forced to do so...

*Ka-Fei pauses for a moment before going on*

The China we knew is dead.... Now for a commercial break.

My from Communism to a return of a sort to believed divine Rulers to Corporate rule, I wonder what government will come next.

King Doran

I put £10,000 on a weed smoking hippy government

King Kurt I

I think the problem is that ever since the fall of the Chinese Imperium in the late 19th century has lead to an echo effect of unstability that is visible even today, Modern Day China has simply yet to find it's feet and it's people have been ruled by so many tyrants and corrupt democracies that they don't know how to manage a long-term government.


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Czarina Alexandria Maria Azarada II of the Second Dynasty
”No matter how much power you think you have, in the end the Mob Rules All.”~ Czar Peter Robert Toria III of the First Dynasty
The Empire of Sialus

Announcement from the C.C.U. CEO Quin Zedong

Greetings to the global community, as the new CEO of the C.C.U. and of Perfect China I wish you all ten thousand years of long life. As you are aware the madwoman, the self-titled "Divine" Empress has spent the last four years of insane religious-totalitarian rule in Perfect China when the Oligarchy was overthrown in a "Bloodless" Coup by the people. Perfect China has never seen a stable government since the fall of the Old Imperium a century ago, that is going to change. Now that Corporation Conglomerate Union rules Perfect China we shall bring to the people the following, happiness, peace, stability, and the best consumer products! The new Government shall grant to the people a time of peace so long I have no doubt that the world will call it the "Eternal Dawn of Peace".

I promise you, the People of Perfect China that I will ensure that we live up to our name. We shall be Perfect!


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CEO Quin Zedong
The Corporate Conglomerate Union of Perfect China

I put £10,000 on a weed smoking hippy government

King Kurt I

Death to you! The Chinese are not subhuman like you. How about you place that ten thousand quid on a bet that we'll nuke you into wasteland within ten years?

I put £10,000 on a weed smoking hippy government

King Kurt I

Death to you! The Chinese are not subhuman like you. How about you place that ten thousand quid on a bet that we'll nuke you into wasteland within ten years?

I put £10,000 on a weed smoking hippy government

King Kurt I

Death to you! The Chinese are not subhuman like you. How about you place that ten thousand quid on a bet that we'll nuke you into wasteland within ten years?

I put £10,000 on a weed smoking hippy government

King Kurt I

Death to you! The Chinese are not subhuman like you. How about you place that ten thousand quid on a bet that we'll nuke you into wasteland within ten years?