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The Hammerian Protectorate!

Foe Hammer
04-01-2004, 00:24
Hey, are you a small (future-tech) nation? Is your country weak, subject to attack? Are you having trouble advancing in Technology? BOTH?

We have an excellent, cheap sollution. The Hammerian Protectorate is the alliance for you!

While your nation is a member, you will receive numerous things from Foe Hammer, mostly -

-Assistance in War! If your nation is entangled in a war, we will send Foe Hammer Forces, and possibly an entire fleet, to assist you!
This only applies to wars that were not started/provoked by the member nation

-Financial aid! Economy going down the pooper? We'll aid you along the, way to a Frightening economy, and send money to support your country during your turbulent times.

-Technology! Can't get those Fusion engines to work? Shields as reliable as a Ford Pinto on a humid day? We'll send in scientists to improve your technology! Can't cover the upgrade? No problem! It's covered in your Yearly fee!

Ahh- don't close this window yet! Yearly fee is our next issue - Don't worry, we're not going to blow your budget away. You pay a simple, small fee that won't break the bank! What is this fee? A meager 2% of you're nation's GDP! Hey, it's not much, considering all the advantages of the Protectorate!

Continuing with the Gimmes-

-Discounts! You will receive discounts at the Foe Hammer Weapons store, Klonor-Hammer Custom Vessel Company, and Custom Combat Creations, the official custom vessel design/construction company, owned by Foe Hammer Shipyards!

-Ships! If you don't have a spacefleet, we'll start you off with a FREE small Spacefleet! That's right, your very own Spacefleet, for FREE!

-Other things! If we find a new System to colonize, your nation will have the option of asking the Foe Hammer Government for colony space! We'll even help you set up the colony! And there's MUCH, MUCH more that the Protectorate can offer you! So much that I'm just gonna stop right here and have a Root Beet and come chips.

If you make the right choice and join the Protectorate, please move your nation to the Hammerian Protectorate region.

Make the smart choice, young nationsof the world. Join the Protectorate and get a jump start in the Nationstates world! Ask not what you can do for us, but ask what we can do for you! Well, don't ask too much. :P

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