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I have returned from my gaming Extravaganza! I have Conquered Middle Earth in War of the Rings! I conquered Europe in Empires: Dawn of the Modern Age! I have a monopoly over all the Hanseatic League in Patrician 3. I have thrown my Commandos 3 cd against the wall in disgust. And I am well on my way to uniting China in Romance of the Three Kingdoms!

Now I finnally have time to return to the forum and continue playing the Evil Empire of Belem.

Of course tommorow I will be boarding a plane for florida. In Florida my internet connection will be in doubt so I probbaly wont be online until next saturday night. Of course in the course of visiting different relatives I might be able to mooch off their internet connections but don't count on it.

So unless there are any unforseen circumstances* I shall return Saturday night!

unforseen circumstances include but are not limited to: Florida suffering an unsesonaby early hurrican stopping all flights, Florida somehow sinking into the Atlantic with the probability of it being a doomsday device(75% chance of it being my doomsday device), getting stopped by ATF agents for gun smuggling, mistaking one of those rickety rafts the refugees use as an amusement park ride and winding up in Cuba.

Fare thee well,
The Holy Imperial Empire of Belem
"Because someone has to be the bad guy"

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The Holy Imperial Empire of Belem

The SLAGLands is curious as to why you have chosen this title, as it is redundant. Not only that, we find it repetitive. We also find it redundant. And redundant.

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Minister Wololo, Minister
Minister of Repetition and Redundancy and Redundancy
The Emerald Heights of The Emerald Heights of The SLAGLands

We thank you for your inquiry please find in enclosed a Belem carepackage...its supposed to be ticking...and oh open it in a closet..

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I have returned from my gaming Extravaganza! I have Conquered Middle Earth in War of the Rings! I conquered Europe in Empires: Dawn of the Modern Age! I have a monopoly over all the Hanseatic League in Patrician 3. I have thrown my Commandos 3 cd against the wall in disgust. And I am well on my way to uniting China in Romance of the Three Kingdoms!

Wow are you proud of yourself?

most definately.

Some life you got. 8)

Some life you got. 8)

Ha! I don't think he was expecting these kinds of responses to his "I'm Back" thread. Did anyone even know he was gone? Damn!

Just cus I feel sorry for ya......Welcome back Belem!

Florida? Why would you want to come to this Hell hole?! Do what I did. Go to Vegas.

Some life you got. 8)

NAZGUL SEIZE HIM!

Florida? Why would you want to come to this Hell hole?! Do what I did. Go to Vegas.

Went to Vegas this summer. So I decided to go someplace with a cool ocean breeze and not burning sands of death...and why does everyone who lives in Florida hate it?

It's America's Wang, for one thng. It's still hot from Daytona down, it's full of old Yankees that couldn't take the cold up North...

Need I go on?

Then theres the fire ants, the hurracanes, the walking catfish down in southern Florida, the Alagaters and other pleasantries and its rains... alot.

It's America's Wang, for one thng. It's still hot from Daytona down, it's full of old Yankees that couldn't take the cold up North...

Need I go on?

Well im going there because it is hot. If I wanted to be in the freezing cold I would stay in NY or if I wanted to go on vacation I would head to Alaska to get eaten by a bear.

Then theres the fire ants, the hurracanes, the walking catfish down in southern Florida, the Alagaters and other pleasantries and its rains... alot.

I dont think fireants get to the 11th floor of Hotels so I should be safe.
Hurricanes are out of season with my luck they will get 10
WALKING CATFISH COOL I MUST SEE THEM!
Ill be on the coast no alligators there
I plan to spend most of my time in the arcade where I will have my invincible rain shield.

I would stay in NYNo offense with the Yankee remark.

Well... maybe a little. :wink:

Welcome back, and congratulations on the gaming achievements.

Catfish are cute. I must see a walking catfish.