NationStates Jolt Archive

People of Toure

I address you not as your ruler.

I address you are your brother.

Please pay no heed to the armed guards that surround you, for they are here to protect you from insidious elements...outsiders who would look to take your utopian existence away from you.

Listen to my words: more shall join our populace. More shall see the burning furnace of Toure on the horizon of the bleak political landscape in which they live.

My people, do not be distracted by the supposed 'freedoms' enjoyed in other lands. Freedom is just another means of manipulation.

The Toure National Police Force allows you to have freedom without fear.

Remember that in life there are many paths to take; but only when you follow my lead will you find your true enlightenment.

Now please, return to your homes in the same orderly manner in which you arrived. Remember the curfew. As always, anybody found on the streets after 7pm will find themselves removed from all grace and favour.

Farewell My People.

Exon Kreeg, Spiritual Leader of Toure

Have you been overthrown yet Kreeg? And where's my tourist visa? I applied for it weeks ago, I'm itching to visit Toure to see how you go about keeping order - you can't move in Diggerslovakia for swearing, smoking & gambilng eight year olds. Pull your finger out Kreeg :x

Kreeg overthrown? ha! :twisted:

We received your Visa application but we arent sure you would be suitable for visiting our country. however a gift of grapes may swing the balance.

By the way, the way you describe Diggerslovakia makes it sound like Fartown.

Well Fartown is the utopia that Diggerslovakia aspires to.

well we can but dream i suppose

You do realise that, as UN Delegate, I wield almighty powers in our region? I can boot out any nation that bugs me and banish them forever from the fair lands of GROPE. I may well demand that Toure opens its borders and allows Diggerslovakia access to those sweet, sweet goat suckers. No amount of toenails will buy me off.

I do so believe that myself, his Lordship, Daemon Emperor Warsmith Chaeron Argrok the first, and my military forces could easily overthrow this Kreeg fellow and crush his antsized nation. We will do this.











Unless of course you are willing to give me a Tourist Visa, 23 Monkeys, 600,000,000 Eggs and 93 Purple Turkeys (just spray paint normal turkeys with purple spray paint) (The turkeys are not for me they are for the crazy fellows in the crazy boats (In Norahc we don't have insane asylums, we instead have big boats that we load full of insane people and 26 Months we launch missiles at them and this hopefully destroys them))
I will pay 35 Credits for these items.

I am willing to provide said items, but would insist that instead of 35 credits, you supply me with a signed picture of Trevor Mcdonald.

As Diggerslovakia, if you throw me out I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

Toure, now that the power is firmly in your capable hands I trust you will be reciprical in the mercy I showed you. You are of course more than welcolme to visit the beautiful shores of Diggerslovakia (steer clear of the foul smelling inland cities) just as long as you bring some of those tasty goat suckers.

Love from all your pals in Diggerslovakia.