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The Typical NS War.....

Crownguard
02-01-2004, 09:36
Sound Typical?


Nation A: I own you!

Nation B: No I SO own you BETTER!

Nation A: I got n00kz!

Nation B: Well I have anti-n00kz missiles!

Nation A: D00d, your such a n00b.

Nation B: Bring it, my Jedi will ownz j00!

*They fight*

Nation A: My War Behemoth super-fighters ARE KICKING YOUR ASS! Boo ya!

Nation B: Drops a nuke on Nation A's capital city*

Nation A: Cheater! I shot that down! I drop 50,000 n00ks on you as my ninja assassins kill your government!

Nation B: *Gets wizard to revive king and create a forcefield*

*Argument over rules drawing in 30 other nations, to which neither side listens*

Nation A: I hate Nationstates, its so unrealistic....

Nation B: Yeah, you all suck. Moders

:twisted:
Presgreif
02-01-2004, 09:39
:lol: Its funny, but I'd say its inaccurate. Actually, is it just me, or are n00bs roleplaying better now days?.......wait, what the hell am I saying?
Ladies and gentlemen, please ignore my last statement, I seem to have gone temporarily insane....damn, I gotta start watching my mouth.
Crownguard
02-01-2004, 09:40
:lol: Its funny, but I'd say its inaccurate. Actually, is it just me, or are n00bs roleplaying better now days?.......wait, what the hell am I saying?
Ladies and gentlemen, please ignore my last statement, I seem to have gone temporarily insane....damn, I gotta start watching my mouth.

2:40, I forgive you...this time. Starbucks isn't open yet.
New York and Jersey
02-01-2004, 09:40
This has been done a billion times...and it just loses its hilarity each time someone else does it. :roll:
Crownguard
02-01-2004, 09:41
This has been done a billion times...and it just loses its hilarity each time someone else does it. :roll:



And do you think it being done a million times has actually changed things in how people act? :roll:
New York and Jersey
02-01-2004, 09:42
This has been done a billion times...and it just loses its hilarity each time someone else does it. :roll:



And do you think it being done a million times has actually changed things in how people act? :roll:

And so you think this changes anything then?
02-01-2004, 09:42
That sounds about right, thinking that they can just kill things without loss to their own forces, so their pretty much godmodding.
Crownguard
02-01-2004, 09:44
This has been done a billion times...and it just loses its hilarity each time someone else does it. :roll:



And do you think it being done a million times has actually changed things in how people act? :roll:

And so you think this changes anything then?

Nah..just a cheap laugh at someone else's expense. Originality is time + theft.
Patoxia
02-01-2004, 09:50
Nah..just a cheap laugh at someone else's expense. Originality is time + theft.

A Scott Adams fan, eh? 8)
Originality Formula
Theft + Lack of talent + Time = Originality
Crownguard
02-01-2004, 09:51
Nah..merely a good quote. I spew quotes forth unto the heavens "like a gentle deluge of useless crap."
Presgreif
02-01-2004, 09:52
:lol:
Foe Hammer
02-01-2004, 09:56
And now, a one-gun salute for each of these hilarious n00b war threads.
*Gunshot x 10^28*
Crownguard
02-01-2004, 09:57
And now, a one-gun salute for each of these hilarious n00b war threads.
*Gunshot x 10^28*



(Insert witty retort here)
Crownguard
02-01-2004, 10:10
Yeah its been done...oh well. I found it amusing at around 3 am so meh. I needed a laugh.
Presgreif
02-01-2004, 10:13
ditto
Henceland Omega
03-01-2004, 10:04
Nah..just a cheap laugh at someone else's expense. Originality is time + theft.

How do you think most music is written? Hehehehe...
Layarteb
03-01-2004, 11:49
Typical no because there are a lot of good RPs. Typical for morons? Yes.
The Resi Corporation
03-01-2004, 11:56
Heh, that's so true. :lol:

Also, you should throw in a part where either Nation A or B starts whining about how everyone hates them because they want to have Majin Buu in their army. :P

And yes, I actually saw that once.
Crownguard
04-01-2004, 01:53
Post if you feel like it. Heh.
Melforlo
04-01-2004, 02:48
That sounds about right, thinking that they can just kill things without loss to their own forces, so their pretty much godmodding.

I'd say you've identified the root of the problem, koilos... Godmodding is rampant among newbies these days (and all days, I know) It bugs the hell out of me when I see another newbie nation trying to buy or sell n00ks! bah humbug