02-01-2004, 06:37
Thirtycaliber News Service:
GARAND CITY - Earlier today, Defense Secretary Roger Apfelsine announced at a press conference the selection of the Kreiger Forge Co. of Neubaum as the winner of a new military steel contract. The contract calls for the development and testing of a new specialized steel alloy, designed to meet somewhat confusing specifications. The metal is to have the lowest possible dynamic friction coefficient, and maintain at least 170% of the strength of 4140 steel at temperatures exceeding 5000 degrees Fahrenheit. Also, the alloy must have a relative hardness of at least 8.5. So far, no explainations have been offered as to why the specifications have been laid out as they have, and military analysts are baffled. Certain analysts with no particular qualifications are already crying foul, calling this merely another in a long line of military blunders. However, Apfelsine did make a single comment which may afford insight into the nature of the new contract.
"The Department of Defense is confident that the Kreiger Forge Co. will meet and exceed all of the terms of their contract, and more than fulfill their role as a contractor in the SPITZER program."
After an enhanced LEXIS/NEXUS search was performed, it has been confirmed that no previous mention of this program by any private citizen or government official exists. Later in the press conference, Apfelsine would neither confirm nor deny the existence of the program. We'll keep you updated with the latest information as this story breaks.
GARAND CITY - Earlier today, Defense Secretary Roger Apfelsine announced at a press conference the selection of the Kreiger Forge Co. of Neubaum as the winner of a new military steel contract. The contract calls for the development and testing of a new specialized steel alloy, designed to meet somewhat confusing specifications. The metal is to have the lowest possible dynamic friction coefficient, and maintain at least 170% of the strength of 4140 steel at temperatures exceeding 5000 degrees Fahrenheit. Also, the alloy must have a relative hardness of at least 8.5. So far, no explainations have been offered as to why the specifications have been laid out as they have, and military analysts are baffled. Certain analysts with no particular qualifications are already crying foul, calling this merely another in a long line of military blunders. However, Apfelsine did make a single comment which may afford insight into the nature of the new contract.
"The Department of Defense is confident that the Kreiger Forge Co. will meet and exceed all of the terms of their contract, and more than fulfill their role as a contractor in the SPITZER program."
After an enhanced LEXIS/NEXUS search was performed, it has been confirmed that no previous mention of this program by any private citizen or government official exists. Later in the press conference, Apfelsine would neither confirm nor deny the existence of the program. We'll keep you updated with the latest information as this story breaks.