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preporia is willing to sell cats,there are too much cat preporia specialy in the capital named Kunto where inhabitants are unhappy of all the food they steal or the damage they do to homes if they manage to get in.
The cat population is estimated at 3 million.That's one cat for 2 people
more than one cat per home while only 15% of the populion say that they own a cat.That leaves 2 million cats in the streets.The government is selling 2 million cats,we have already captured 500 thousand cats .

some cats are pure race,they will of course be more expensive
there is no age guaranty .
other issues can be dealt on this thread

You must be very patient man. If I be you, the cats will be killed. So, I think nobody want those cats and if you want to get rid it, you will must kill it. For 100 000 $ I can kill it :D .

Chancellor Gaspr Zupan
The federation of Karantania

killing the cats was plan B.I just wanted to see if i could make a little profit :)

if there is no other offe in the next 24 hours then you can kill them !

:twisted:

(i'm applying for the UN i hope here is no resolution against it)

Our army and scientists will be prepared to take a cargo with cats.

Chancellor Gaspr Zupan
The federation of Karantania

Commorargh is prepared to take all of the cats off your hands.We shall pay for the transport.


Urien Rakarth
Master Haemonculus

Urien Rakarth ,

do you want us to catch all the cats first

There's an easier way to stop the cat problem, and help your economy:

Put the cats to slave labor! Just train them to do manual labor for you, and your economy will hit a boom!

Should you wish, we could send you a few hundred of our national animal, the Henleazian crack whore. They eat pretty much anything, and I'm sure that your cats would provide some much-needed protein in their diet.

Commorargh is prepared to take all of the cats off your hands.We shall pay for the transport.


Urien Rakarth
Master Haemonculus

So THAT'S where all your horribly mutated slaves come from! :lol:

There's an easier way to stop the cat problem, and help your economy:

Put the cats to slave labor! Just train them to do manual labor for you, and your economy will hit a boom!

that's just not the way i work :roll: