NationStates Jolt Archive


Humanitarian Initiative Launched by Benevolent Protectorate

01-01-2004, 14:46
From the Ever Compassionate, Most Tolerant ruler of the Protectorate of Former Mordorians, to the rulers of nations throughout the world, benevolent greetings.

In anticipation of the impending celebrations of the birth date of our glorious and majestic ruler, it has been decreed that those recalcitrant elements, whose fanatical opposition to his inevitable reign led them to perform acts detrimental to society resulting in their incarceration, should be granted clemency.

Seven thousand individuals currently incarcerated for their misplaced beliefs will be freed into the care of any nation willing to take them.

All praise and glory to the supremely merciful Lord of the Protectorate, his compassion be lauded evermore!

Nations willing to offer asylum to these misguided, but potentially productive, individuals should contact us via this forum by 2nd January 2004, after which time the offer will regretfully be withdrawn.

M
Jeruselem
01-01-2004, 14:57
We would offer, but we have enough of our own problematic citizens.
01-01-2004, 15:08
In that case we would be pleased to offer the use of our correctional and containment facilities to handle any overspill of your challenged individuals.
01-01-2004, 15:09
We shall take all of them if you wish.We shall pay for the transport and the various other stuff.
Jeruselem
01-01-2004, 15:21
In that case we would be pleased to offer the use of our correctional and containment facilities to handle any overspill of your challenged individuals.

1000 would-have-been suicide Palestinian bombers? You can have them, but don't expect them to reform easily.
01-01-2004, 15:36
To Jeruselem:

Reform?

To Commorargh:

Our purpose is to release these former citizens in order that they may found a new life elsewhere.

Our Intelligence corps reports that your nation's record on slavery implies that these 7000 individuals are likely to end up being used as indentured labour, and you wish to take them off our hands as a free source of slaves.

That is unacceptable.

If no humanitarian nation can be found these individuals will remain incarcerated.
01-01-2004, 15:39
We shall do as you say.
Jeruselem
01-01-2004, 15:39
To Jeruselem:

Reform?



Code talk for "Do what you like to them. We really don't care as long as they don't come back here" :)
01-01-2004, 15:41
Commorargh -

You respond fast!

Our Intelligence report that led us to edit our initial acceptance of your offer obviously came in too slowly.

The deal is voided, please see above.

The Former Mordorians are not willing to send their citizens freely into captivity.
01-01-2004, 15:43
To Jeruselem:

We'll have them.

Fly them into the Free City of Kadursk anytime from now (just give us notice) and we'll gladly try to rehabilitate those individuals for you.

Who knows, with the proper motivation and treatment they may eventually be released as productive members of society with ambition, drive and a positive role to fulfil.
01-01-2004, 15:46
Darn it! My slave trade would have been active again :evil:
01-01-2004, 15:51
The Everliving and Majestical potentate of the Former Mordorian Protectorate wishes to officially state for the record his revulsion at the suggestion that citizens of the protectorate could be sold - no, GIVEN - into slavery in the manner hinted at by Commorargh.

Slavery as an institution is abhorrent to the compassionate and expansive Lord of the Protectorate. The zeal and unending striving of his people is the result of loyalty and commitment to the ideals of the nation, and a genuine hunger to do his will. Slavery is unknown within our borders, yet we contend that no nations have harder working or more productive citizens.

Lessons can be learned from this, and in the fullness of time will be learned by many.

M
Jeruselem
01-01-2004, 15:53
To Jeruselem:

We'll have them.

Fly them into the Free City of Kadursk anytime from now (just give us notice) and we'll gladly try to rehabilitate those individuals for you.

Who knows, with the proper motivation and treatment they may eventually be released as productive members of society with ambition, drive and a positive role to fulfil.

Deal, this is the schedule we propose
05/01/2004 - Info on all prisoner provided

13/01/2004 - 100 flown in
14/01/2004 - 100 flown in
15/01/2004 - 100 flown in
16/01/2004 - 100 flown in
17/01/2004 - 100 flown in

20/01/2004 - 100 flown in
21/01/2004 - 100 flown in
22/01/2004 - 100 flown in
23/01/2004 - 100 flown in
24/01/2004 - 100 flown in
01-01-2004, 15:55
Thank you, Jeruselem, and may the Protectorate of the Former Mordorians congratulate your monarch on her impending nuptials.

It is the custom of our Generous and All Knowing master to give gifts at such a time, would such a token of the gratitude of the Former Mordorian protectorate be acceptable?
Jeruselem
01-01-2004, 17:12
Thank you, Jeruselem, and may the Protectorate of the Former Mordorians congratulate your monarch on her impending nuptials.

It is the custom of our Generous and All Knowing master to give gifts at such a time, would such a token of the gratitude of the Former Mordorian protectorate be acceptable?

Yes. Giving is the sign of a good heart.
01-01-2004, 17:14
8)
We quite agree. I shall post the details in the thread announcing the joyous event.
03-01-2004, 14:57
His Awesome and Dreadful Majesty, the Compassionate and Benevolent ruler of the Former Mordorians, to the callous and uncaring so called rulers of the nations, greetings.

The deadline has now passed, and no offers of refuge were made for the seven thousand prisoners of conscience currently housed for the protection of society within our retraining facilities.

How compassionate, how caring you all are, to prefer to see them languish in filthy dungeons rather than walk your clean streets.

The Master of our nation expects to hear no further whining about the incarceration of dangerous terrorist elements within our nation, as this is obviously preferable to you than having them walk free in yours.

M