NationStates Jolt Archive

Her Holiness, the Divine Empress Mao Seia Tu-me I, the Divine Empress of Perfect China and the Holy See of the Sacred Dragon Faith of Divine Maoism seeks a husband of royal heritage. All applicants must know in advance that he will be only "Divine Consort" and that all heirs to the throne will be female.

Name: Mao Seia Tu-me

Title: Divine Empress

Age: 22

Height: 5'7

Weight: 120 Pounds

Favorite Food: Sushi

Favorite Drink: White Wine

Things She Looks For In Men: perfect body, perfect smile, intelligence, wit, a good heart, and a love for art.

Things She Doesn't Like: Severe ego, men who brag alot, excessive drug/alcohol abuse, and men who cry every minute of everyday.

Pic: http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:3TiRRniQVrQC:www.blinc-inc.com/lucy_liu.jpg

Does she have a really big butt, really wide hip, and plump thighs? Nah, doesn't matter. She's authority and we don't like that.

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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.

A man in a military uniform walks up. In a Swedish accent, he says, "Ms Mao, I am Generalfeldmarschall Gustavus Adolphus, King of all Swedes, and President of the Federal Republic of Bonstock. I would like to get to know you."

http://www.xs4all.nl/~kvenjb/madmonarchs/mariaeleonore/mariaeleonore_images/gustav2h.jpgooc: imagine he's in a Swedish military officer's uniform