NationStates Jolt Archive

Glorious Announcement

31-12-2003, 19:44

His magnificence, the prescient and all compassionate, Lord of the Former Mordorians, to fellow monarchs of Nation States, greetings.

Behold we share the news of the progress and prosperity of our enlightened nation as we announce that as of 1st Jan 2004, the weekly chocolate ration is INCREASING to 15 grammes!

M

PS- In further good news, the recent massacre of affiliated citizens of the Protectorate is under intensive investigation and evidence will shortly be forthcoming that will prove the existence of terrorist activity by enemies of freedom.

The Resi Corporation

31-12-2003, 20:02

Don't you mean decreasing, or am I not doublethinking enough? :wink:

Kryozerkia

31-12-2003, 20:55

Don't you mean decreasing, or am I not doublethinking enough? :wink:

;) you think there was more before? I can see that...

So...what was the ration amount before, Former Mordorians?

Cyberutopia

31-12-2003, 21:05

You thoughtcriminals disgust me.

31-12-2003, 21:49

The records CLEARLY show that the previous ration was 10 grammes per week.

Cyberutopia, doubleplus goodthink. Thoughtcrime doubleplusungood.

Cyberutopia

31-12-2003, 21:58

I believe the correct term is goodthink, but it works either way.

01-01-2004, 10:45

Cyberutopia,

Unsure why you are seeking to correct an already correct official announcement?

M

PS- Our thanks to the hard working boys at the Ministry of Truth whose tireless efforts in the archives help us keep our 100% accuracy targets.

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