31-12-2003, 19:44
His magnificence, the prescient and all compassionate, Lord of the Former Mordorians, to fellow monarchs of Nation States, greetings.
Behold we share the news of the progress and prosperity of our enlightened nation as we announce that as of 1st Jan 2004, the weekly chocolate ration is INCREASING to 15 grammes!
M
PS- In further good news, the recent massacre of affiliated citizens of the Protectorate is under intensive investigation and evidence will shortly be forthcoming that will prove the existence of terrorist activity by enemies of freedom.
Behold we share the news of the progress and prosperity of our enlightened nation as we announce that as of 1st Jan 2004, the weekly chocolate ration is INCREASING to 15 grammes!
M
PS- In further good news, the recent massacre of affiliated citizens of the Protectorate is under intensive investigation and evidence will shortly be forthcoming that will prove the existence of terrorist activity by enemies of freedom.