New Krutenia
31-12-2003, 02:58
PLEASE, PEOPLE, HELP!!!
This is the problem. This morning we saw a big yellowish-white ball rise over the eastern horizon!!!! Our farmers and factory workers are scared stiff and refuse to work!!!! The Chief Scientist says that it's likely to disappear some time in the evening, but then to appear tomorrow morning again! Citizens are panicking, looting, and otherwise causing as much destruction as possible! If it appears again tomorrow, our people will be so frightened they'll be nervous wrecks for life, and we won't have any farmers to grow food and we'll all starve and DIE! Unless you give us food aid that is, but the best thing you can do is take that big yellowish-white ball away! We tried taking it down from the sky but couldn't reach it; tried throwing rocks at it but couldn't knock it down, even tried launching a missile at it, but it hurts when you look at it so it went off course! The government is in a quandrary! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is the problem. This morning we saw a big yellowish-white ball rise over the eastern horizon!!!! Our farmers and factory workers are scared stiff and refuse to work!!!! The Chief Scientist says that it's likely to disappear some time in the evening, but then to appear tomorrow morning again! Citizens are panicking, looting, and otherwise causing as much destruction as possible! If it appears again tomorrow, our people will be so frightened they'll be nervous wrecks for life, and we won't have any farmers to grow food and we'll all starve and DIE! Unless you give us food aid that is, but the best thing you can do is take that big yellowish-white ball away! We tried taking it down from the sky but couldn't reach it; tried throwing rocks at it but couldn't knock it down, even tried launching a missile at it, but it hurts when you look at it so it went off course! The government is in a quandrary! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!