Originality Outlawed in Springfield
Simpsons Springfield
30-12-2003, 04:52
Mayor Quimby, obviously suffering from a major hangover, declared -- in a drunken rage -- that any trace of original work to be outlawed in Springfield, effective immediately. The populace seems to be unaffected by this new unconstitutional law, probably due to the fact that most of their actions are based off the popular television show created by Matt Groening. This show is, of course, The Simpsons (http://www.thesimpsons.com). Other die-hard fans, paticularly Professor John Frink, have gone to the extreme of converting our suburban little town into a 2D cartoon world based directly off Groening's copyrighted work.
But getting back to Quimby's unreasonable declaration: all original work that is found, will be burned. Experts are appalled by this action commenting, "Outlawing originality makes no sense. This illegalization was completely arbritrary and will force the town's works into a standstill. Technology advances will be halted, new ideas vanquished. We're going to be sitting here watching reality shows for eternity, not to mention the endless rip-offs of cheesy comedies. Even so, a simple town cannot control the minds of everyone either, so while people may not be producing original ideas, they can still think it." The above man was immedistely executed by three men in dark suits... most likely for forming an original thought -- one that opposes Quimby's plan.
I asked Mayor Quimby today of how he is going to deal with controlling people's minds.
Well, Kent, there's really nothing we can do. Thinking of a new solution to this problem would be in violation of the law itself! However, we can do as other lunatic fringe groups and authors of books dealing with a government monitored future have: we can either burn these heathens at the stake or set up a system codenamed "Big Brother." Or we could just plug everyone into a computer virtual reality world and monitor their thoughts from an outside source. Either way, this will be dealt with... you can count on that!
More details will be provided later after we plagarize the reports of competing stations.
Night all.
Kent Brockman
Channel 6 News
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Simpsons Springfield
30-12-2003, 05:10
Ah. With such a slow response from the rest of the world, I have jumped to the conclusion that everyone adores this thought. I therefore declare originality to be outlawed WORLDWIDE.
Muahahahahaha!
-Quimby
Simpsons Springfield
30-12-2003, 18:23
Muahahaha! Without no negative response to this illegalization from the world, I must also assume that the entire universe wants this law to be enacted upon them! Very well... it is done! Originality has been outlawed all out through the universe. Bwahahahahaha!
Mayor Joe Quimby of Springfield, USA
A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.
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Crimmond
30-12-2003, 18:37
OOC: Very nicely done. I have to compliment you on your originality in banning originality. :lol:
Midlonia
30-12-2003, 18:44
*sniper shoots quimby, misses three times, truns to his freind...*
- i told ya we should have bought more than three bullets
Drizzts Army
30-12-2003, 18:48
:3 M-60 burts fires on Quinpy,and yelling,"Drizzts Army will not serve you""
Falastur
30-12-2003, 19:07
OOC: Very nicely done. I have to compliment you on your originality in banning originality. :lol:
:D
Ha! I just came up with the original thought of replying!
Rejistania
30-12-2003, 19:13
It would not violate the law against originality to abrogate the law itself, since there were laws abrogated before. It is not original to make a new law stating 'law <number> is abrogated.' since it was also done before in your country.
Yours sincerely
Nihe Adara (rejistanian law student)
Mayor Quimby, you have no power to enact a law over the Known Universe, originality lives forever!
Simpsons Springfield
30-12-2003, 19:21
Mayor Quimby, you have no power to enact a law over the Known Universe, originality lives forever!
Sure I do. I'm an American politician! I have all the power in the universe!
-Quimby
Mayor, go try and impose your laws on my star-crusiers, then come back and talk to me...
Mayor Quimby, you have no power to enact a law over the Known Universe, originality lives forever!
Sure I do. I'm an American politician! I have all the power in the universe!
-Quimby Wrong! here's what I think of your power!
http://argosy.mta.ca/argosy00-01/11.16.00/ass.JPG
Rejistania
30-12-2003, 19:26
Sure I do. I'm an American politician! I have all the power in the universe!
-Quimby
You don't have the power to change Rejistanian laws (well only via the UN)! Originality is the future (And SS is no part of it)!
Mayor Quimby, you have no power to enact a law over the Known Universe, originality lives forever!
Sure I do. I'm an American politician! I have all the power in the universe!
-Quimby Wrong! here's what I think of your power!
http://argosy.mta.ca/argosy00-01/11.16.00/ass.JPG
Simpsons Springfield
30-12-2003, 19:37
Mayor, go try and impose your laws on my star-crusiers, then come back and talk to me...
Done. My power is endless!
-Quimby
Mayor, go try and impose your laws on my star-crusiers, then come back and talk to me...
Done. My power is endless!
-Quimby You're cruisin' for a bruisin'.
Atlantian Outcasts
30-12-2003, 19:38
me thinks Quimby has gone off the deep end. :lol:
Simpsons Springfield
30-12-2003, 19:45
Mayor, go try and impose your laws on my star-crusiers, then come back and talk to me...
Done. My power is endless!
-Quimby You're cruisin' for a bruisin'.
But you'll be losin'!
-Quimby
Mayor, go try and impose your laws on my star-crusiers, then come back and talk to me...
Done. My power is endless!
-Quimby You're cruisin' for a bruisin'.
But you'll be losin'!
-Quimby Wrong again, originality lives in Mazakia! your laws have no hold here!
Rejistania
30-12-2003, 19:52
But you'll be losin'!
-Quimby
We would like to inform you, that this utterance violates the laws of Simpons springfield. It has as certain originality.
Drizzts Army
30-12-2003, 21:39
If Quimby starts sending this crap to my nation,it will be war
New Genoa
31-12-2003, 02:36
-nothing happened-
If Quimby starts sending this crap to my nation,it will be war
War with Springfield is war with America... with nuclear weapons that is. From nuclear ICBMs to nuclear grenades, America has it all.
-Quimby
OOC: HA! I KNEW this had to be a puppet state, I thought that it was Wombat doing this though...
If Quimby starts sending this crap to my nation,it will be war
War with Springfield is war with America... with nuclear weapons that is. From nuclear ICBMs to nuclear grenades, America has it all.
-Quimby
So you are the mysterious person ruling the Simpsons, New Genoa!
Atlantian Outcasts
31-12-2003, 02:44
If Quimby starts sending this crap to my nation,it will be war
War with Springfield is war with America... with nuclear weapons that is. From nuclear ICBMs to nuclear grenades, America has it all.
-Quimby
oooh, so NG finaly slips up.
Simpsons Springfield
31-12-2003, 02:58
<OOC: New Genoa is impersonating my nation. *IGNORE CANNON FIRED*>
<OOC: New Genoa is impersonating my nation. *IGNORE CANNON FIRED*>
We believe you. :wink:
Riiight...
Your sellin' it but I am just not buying the B.S.
Atlantian Outcasts
31-12-2003, 18:58
<OOC: New Genoa is impersonating my nation. *IGNORE CANNON FIRED*>
suuuuure........
liar :roll: :lol:
Crimmond
01-01-2004, 09:33
<OOC: New Genoa is impersonating my nation. *IGNORE CANNON FIRED*>Yeah.. Right.. Hmmm... that DOES explain those rather risque links I got from you.
:wink:
F**K OFF, SPRINGFIELD!!! F**K OFF!!!!