NationStates Jolt Archive

"The Leader is good. The Leader is great. We surrender our will as of this date."

Do you seek a chance to obtain eternal happiness? A chance that doesn't require 22 hours of prayer to some invisible character per day? Do you like to pick lima beans all day without pay?

Then commit yourselves to Movementarianism, where we praise the all-knowing and all-seeing Leader. We asked some local children about their opinion of the Leader.

We love the Leader!

But that's not all! In addition to a lifetime of lima bean picking at the Movementarian Agricultural Compound, the Leader will lead us to glory one day. That one day we will board a spaceship and ascend into the skies and travel to the planet of Blisstonia (known for its high levels of bliss).

To join:

Hand over the deed to your home to us
Donate all your money to the Movementarians
Come see a free screening this weekend


YOU LOVE THE LEADER. YOU WILL PRAISE THE LEADER. NA NA NA NA NA NA LEADER!

Okay guys... it was funny at first. Now it's getting old. Find some new material, not just stuff you ripped off from the Simpsons.

wait...isn't that kinda like saying a Star Wars based nation shouldn't rip stuff off from Star Wars? :?

A fleet of warships is being sent to SS just because we're angry.

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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.

wait...isn't that kinda like saying a Star Wars based nation shouldn't rip stuff off from Star Wars? :?Yep. If that nation copies the movies, comics and those cheesy holiday specials without using ANY creativity of thier own.

You can copy the idea, I have no problem with that. I just like people to use their brain and not just use an old script.

Hey, the actual writers of the Simpsons can't come up with anything original anymore; I don't see why we should expect that of him. Myself, I give him kudos for an interesting nationstates idea, regardless of the originality of his plot lines.

Okay guys... it was funny at first. Now it's getting old. Find some new material, not just stuff you ripped off from the Simpsons.

<OOC: Originality never seems to get attention (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=106047), so problem solved (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=109611).>

These bloody movementarians resemble those communist subhumans.

As far as Movementarianism goes, Traegonia has always held religious freedom dear, but only if actual religions (not big scams) are concerned.