Nanakaland Elven Rights Association Goes International!
Due to low elven rights in many nations and the 17 million elven population in Nanakaland, we have formed the International Elven Rights Association (IERA). Our association will strive for equal rights of elves and humans, both gay and straight. The IERA is a Nanakaland government sponsered organization and we need help to help elven rights.
OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE GLORIOUS SOCIALISTIC EMPIRE OF AMERIGO
The Government of Amerigo does not believe in "Elves". "Elves" are nothing but a fabrication of greedy capitalist beurocrat infidels.
How do you explain the moderating nation of Menelmacar, then?
....nothing but a fabrication of greedy capitalist beurocrat infidels.
Nanakaland doesn't believe in the nation of Amerigo. It only existed years ago during the Amerigo slave war.
Crimmond
30-12-2003, 03:44
Okay. We have no problem, considering that elves are the second largest species population in Crimmond and the ruler is half elf. And we don't have any laws mentioning sexual preference. It's up to the individual to make choises, not the government
Amerigo is the type of nation this organization needs to get to. Elves need their rights! They are not imaginary, they are Tolkenish.
Elves have always had the same rights in Iuthia... as do:
Humans
Dark Elves
Half Elves
Dwarves
Hobbits
Clangers
Others recognised as sentient creatures...
Humans make up around 91% of the populace however so they find themselves outnumbered. Though not as outnumbered at the Clangers...
CommunismRevisited-
30-12-2003, 17:20
Ha. The capatalists will soon realize the beauty of glorious communism, where all are equal!
We in Raeldig are made up of nearly 35% elves. We are glad that a nation had finally made a rights group for them. We will be in touch!
Yarblek
President of Raeldig
Ha. The capatalists will soon realize the beauty of glorious communism, where all are equal!
And where the economy sucks!
Petsburg
30-12-2003, 17:24
i join
CommunismRevisited-
30-12-2003, 17:25
CommunismRevisited econmy is fine at the moment (Powerhouse).
I am glad to see people cooperating with us.
CommunismRevisited econmy is fine at the moment (Powerhouse).
We have nothing against communism, but it usually fails (eg USSR in real life).
The Belmore Family
30-12-2003, 17:55
*In Prime Minister Alan Belmore's office, foriegn minister Major Fread dashes in with important news*
Major Fred: Sir the Internation Elven Rights Assocciation has been set up!
Prime Minister: Elves, hahahahahaha, which bar did that out of?
Major:No Sir, there deadly serious, they're argueing for equal rights for both human and Tolkenish creatures and
PM (Interrupting): Tolkenish! Ha! So, where exactly can you buy these elves? WalMart, Tesco?
Major: No Sir, they're real beings, the rights assocciation has produced pictures!
PM: Now, major, they've produced pictures of people from Spaam beinfg nice, and we know they're fake, don't we.
Major: But Nanakaland has said they have 17 million elves living in their nation, didn't you see any of them while over there.
PM: Now you come to mention it, the meat tasted rather odd I dodn't think it was animal meat....
Major: Really!
PM: No! Look how easy it is to perswade you, there are no elves living in Nanakaland, they're having you on.
Major: Well, I'm going then, I'll look out for the latest news though.
*Major leaves*
PM's secutary: I wonder what elves look like....
PM: Not You aswell!
OOC: Alright peopole, if you have something to contribute, do so, if you do not, shove it and leave.
IC: Thelas fully supports this endevor, we would only like to aslk what the current budget is?
Drizzts Army
30-12-2003, 18:13
Since are leader is a drow,my nation all full of drows rebelling against the Underdarks laws and mainly its religion.
"Of course our goverment support this policy, I hope many other countries adopt such policies regarding elves. We're going to treat the Nanakaland goverment with a lot of respect from now on"
ShadowPrince Kithail Hyral.
Drizzts Army
30-12-2003, 18:45
As will I for now on
Amerigo is the type of nation this organization needs to get to. Elves need their rights! They are not imaginary, they are Tolkenish.
And it will never get to the Glorious empire of Amerigo!
Never!
Capitalist propaganda (ie. organizations for the protection of imaginary creatures) are not allowed within our borders. To combat said propaganda, a new bill will be passed in Amerigo. An exerpt follows,
"...organizations for the protection of imaginary creatures fabricated by capitalist propaganda are banned within Amerigan borders... Should members of such organizations or those who are employed by such organizations trespass in any way, shape, or form on the Blessed soil of Amerigo, they shall be executed without trial..."
Wretchengard
30-12-2003, 22:43
The Eternal Dominion of Wretchengard does not recognize this organization and would like nothing to do with it. Ever.
Arman Grimwald
Lord of Foreign Relations
This is a great organization! seeing as 78% of our population are wood-elves, great elves, or half-elves, the Allied States gives all the support it may offer for this noble cause.
This is a great organization! seeing as 78% of our population are wood-elves, great elves, or half-elves, the Allied States gives all the support it may offer for this noble cause.
We thank you.
I thought that elven nations like Menelmacar would support us.
The Belmore Family
31-12-2003, 14:00
To: International Elven Rights Assocciation
From: Secutary for the Prime Minister
Subject:Elves
What do Elves look like?
As President of Raeldig, I would like to contribute anything possible to get this off the ground. Contact me and we'll talk.
Yarblek