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Atlantian Outcasts
27-12-2003, 22:45
alright, as the head prophet of this group, I have made the NS version of "Revelations". This is a compacted version, showing the different signs of the end. Enjoy (If that's the right word)

1. The 1st sighn will be the fake NS2 site (this has already happened)
2. "y1k". one year annaversery of NS (already happened)
3. [Violet], Scolo, Melkor, and Menelmacar will all have the same post count
4. The mystery of "Forum 7" will at last be revealed
5. Mass invasion of n00bs. Results in massive Spam/Flame wars
6. IC war between Menelmacar and Melkor
7. Rejected Reams and the Pacifics all fall to a newly resserected Leage of Nations
8. Return of Marathon. He declares himself the "Anti-Mod". He somehow hacks into the Code of NS and disposes [Violet] from her spot as head Admin. Mod/Marathon OOC war.
9. Max Berry (God) opens NS2 to the public, allowing all good RP nations to acend to a higher plane.

(This is ment to be a joke)

MODEDIT BY SCOLO: It's Menelmacar. Men-El-Mac-Car. Men driving in El Macintosh Car. Sorry, but if we're talking about the end of the world, we'd best be spelling things right, no? :D
Drangonsile
27-12-2003, 22:50
LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: the end is near :twisted:





:twisted: I'm not evil just twisted :twisted:
Foe Hammer
27-12-2003, 22:55
9. Ziotah is resurrected from the dead nuclear craters
Atlantian Outcasts
27-12-2003, 22:56
9. Ziotah would be resurrected from the dead

no, he is just one of Marathon's minions in his army. Not important
Letila
27-12-2003, 23:08
Not bad, AO.

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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.
Tuesday Heights
27-12-2003, 23:13
VERY hilarious! :lol:
Atlantian Outcasts
27-12-2003, 23:42
thank you :D
Letila
27-12-2003, 23:47
What are [Violet], Scolo, Melkor, and Melmancanar's post counts?

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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.
Atlantian Outcasts
28-12-2003, 00:23
What are [Violet], Scolo, Melkor, and Melmancanar's post counts?I do not know
Atlantian Outcasts
28-12-2003, 15:14
BuMpAgE
Scolopendra
28-12-2003, 17:56
Right around this number right here.
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Foe Hammer
28-12-2003, 19:48
I wonder who would win in a war...
Scrolplend or Melmancanar?
:P
Scolopendra
28-12-2003, 19:53
Maybe Foh Hummer would win. He does have all the ludicrously uber Zanphall teck.
28-12-2003, 19:58
The end is near!
Foe Hammer
28-12-2003, 21:57
Maybe Foh Hummer would win. He does have all the ludicrously uber Zanphall teck.

Ahh, the rather humerous but rather annoying times of Ziotah...
_Taiwan
28-12-2003, 22:49
5. Mass invasion of n00bs. Results in massive Spam/Flame wars



That has already happened once. A second time?
Atlantian Outcasts
29-12-2003, 15:47
5. Mass invasion of n00bs. Results in massive Spam/Flame wars



That has already happened once. A second time?

worse then before