NationStates Jolt Archive


Crazy Vaclav's Place of Automobiles!

26-12-2003, 04:22
Hello,

I am Crazy Vaclav.

Cretal has just outlawed use of the automobile after years of losing between 20,000-30,000 people a year to accidents, but Vaclav has saved the rounded up cars from being destroyed!

Now Vaclav would like to make YOU a deal.

Need cars? Come to Vaclav! Vaclav has anything you could need. Cars, parts, Trucks, Jeeps, you name it, Vaclav has it.

Make orders to Vaclav, please.
26-12-2003, 04:26
Please make orders to Vaclav???
Transnapastain
26-12-2003, 06:20
What do you have on the sports car menu?

how Lamborghini Diablo?
26-12-2003, 07:50
Crazy Vaclav (whose name is pronounced "VAHTS-wahv") Dealerships are also located in Kianti, due in part to our countries gusto and affinity towards Cretal's cheap imported (If not communistic) autos. (Not so exclusive now! Hehe)
Prime recommendation - A Zaporozec (Pronounced Zah-poh-ROH-zhets)
27-12-2003, 02:00
Well, the autos are certainly not communistic. With the meticulous safety standards Cretalian automobiles had to abide by while they were still legal, they're among the safest in NS.

Crazy Vaclav is just crazy.