Miss Asia 2004
OOC: This will be an actual RP of the ceremony. In other beauty contests, photos of celebs are posted with little attempt to RP the actual ceremony, so please don't just say "I enter her!" (Pic inserted here). Please actually RP the character.
IC:
Preparations in Taipei were frantic. In the streets, hundreds of volunteers swept rubbish off the once dirty streets. The Taipei police corps received new cleanly prepared uniforms especially for the event. Decorations were adorned with care onto streetlamps and posters were pasted onto publicly visible walls.
In villages all over the country, judges began examining young women for Miss Taiwan. the winner would be chosen in a matter of days.
Jackie Chan was co-ordinating the whole thing from Hong Kong. He would be one of the judges. One of his first tasks was to send out this email to all countries in Asia.
To: Our Asian Neighbours
From: Jackie Chan, chairman of Miss Asia 2004
All nations in Asia are officially invited to send a candidate to Taipei next month to represent their country in the Miss Asia contest. Good luck and best wishes.
OOC: Need a few more judges.
East Islandia
26-12-2003, 04:39
Tag...
im interested and will participate once i get back on monday
This is racist!
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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.
OOC: Don't you meant weightist? :D :D
IC:
"Well, non-Asian countries are welcome to send a lady of Asian descent if they wish."
Jackie Chan
The Taiwanese representative for the Miss Asia contest has been selected. Miss Taichung bet 15,000 others to claim the title.
*tag*
OOC:
Maybe... we're on Sakhalin and we have a small Japanese population, and this sounds fun...
imported_Xiaguo
31-12-2003, 03:13
Cho Shin Tse will participate. Xiaguo will rp after more people join.
This is racist!
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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.
Your signature is racist.
TAG
Iuthia puts ads in newpaper for women of asian decent for contest... we estimate we'll have a few in our 1.749 billion population, 10% of which choose the budhist way of life.
Your signature is racist.
How?
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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.
Your signature is racist.
How?
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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.
It favors people with big butts.
Syskeyia
31-12-2003, 04:25
http://www.onlinesarees.com/SINDHUPRABHA.jpg
The Republic of Syskeyia would like to enter Joan Aduladej into the Miss Asia 2004 Competition.
God bless,
The Republic of Syskeyia
It favors people with big butts.
That isn't racist. Where's race involved?
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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.
Mabey there's a hidden race of underground folk with big butts? Oh well.
Ravea may post a contestant soon.
Mabey there's a hidden race of underground folk with big butts? Oh well.
Spiritual Anarchy said that there was an obscure ethnic group in which women often had huge butts.
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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.
Neo Fascist Utopia
31-12-2003, 05:24
Neo Fascist Utopia proudly presents: Miss Tila Nguyen.
http://www.sicrew.com/albums/album15/aaa.jpg
She will be winning this so there is no need for anyone else to enter.
She's pretty, but her thighs are rather thin.
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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.
Tha'll get you deleted if you are unlucky.
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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.
oh well... I guess someone was eventually going to post porn... though I guess it could get away with it...
Anhierarch
31-12-2003, 06:17
OOC: This will be an actual RP of the ceremony. In other beauty contests, photos of celebs are posted with little attempt to RP the actual ceremony, so please don't just say "I enter her!" (Pic inserted here). Please actually RP the character.
[ooc: Does nobody read?]
OOC: This will be an actual RP of the ceremony. In other beauty contests, photos of celebs are posted with little attempt to RP the actual ceremony, so please don't just say "I enter her!" (Pic inserted here). Please actually RP the character.
[ooc: Does nobody read?]
OOC: Sorta predticed this would become a pic-posting contest. Anywat, plz stop doing it.
General Liu watches the contest being broadcasted live. A quick shot of the panel of judges showed that a President Chen of _Taiwan was amongst them. His eyes immediately focussed on the enemy, then something struck him.
"Oh no!" The general noticed in surprise.
That scumbag Chen has one hand on the table but the other is beneath it and the arm is moving frantically and repetitively in a jerking fashion. Liu rushed out off the room, disgusted.
"That can make good propaganda!" his mind raced to another prospect of settling some old scores.
OOC: I can't really RP like this. I don't go online and just look up pictures of scantily-clad women.
OOC: You,re not supposed to post, just describe.
Sebytania
31-12-2003, 10:29
OOC: How dare you to use our region's name? You aren't even in Asia yourself!
"Sir, we've agreed to enter some of our ballistic missiles in the upcoming Pan-Asia WMD Expo." The secretary reported to General Liu.
"Where is it held again, soldier?" The General replied as he fills in the paperwork.
"Taipei, sir!" The secretary was had misunderstood it as the venue for the Miss Asia contest.
"Separatists, eh? Let's show'em our best! How about some old DF-21s that shattered Taipei back in 2019? Or some of our ZGZF-11 ICBMs? I'll decide what we're going to exhibit!" The General was authorizing with zeal.
Junjing ARSN base: 0200 Hours
A disguised armed cargo ship sets sail with two frigates as escort, destined for Taipei. With the BMs (unarmed) on board.
http://www.emeraldesigns.com/matchup/gallery/prc/refueling.jpg
OOC: China is part of Asia. Look on any atlas.
oh well... I guess someone was eventually going to post porn... though I guess it could get away with it...
Porn? How is that porn? What, are you Mormon?
There's the soft, the hard, and the plain dirty.
Sebytania
31-12-2003, 11:01
OOC: Yep, but the region i'm in NS is Asia... That's the thing that confuses me.
imported_Xiaguo
31-12-2003, 17:13
I guess you are welcome to join the Miss Asia thing since you are in Asia, we said anyone located in The Real Continent of Asia.
Sino, LMAO, imagine him being on the big screen while the camera records all the judges, and last we have Chen Sui Bian as our judge, will you shake my hand sir?LMAO.
Sino, you need to bring some sort of millitary into everything won't you, lmao. All I'm bringing is myself, and a plastic surgical glove. LOL.
K!élì: I'm of both Tu'lîmû and Asian ancestry. Can I enter or am I not racially pure enough?
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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.
New Genoa
31-12-2003, 21:13
<OOC: stop spamming this thread Letila... this an RP, let it continue>
Copiosa Scotia
31-12-2003, 21:15
K!élì: I'm of both Tu'lîmû and Asian ancestry. Can I enter or am I not racially pure enough?
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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.
(OOC: Wow. I think it's understood that the requirement for participation is that one lives in Asia, not that one is necessarily of Asian descent. But hey, who am I to intrude on your unfounded accusations of racism?)
Fine. We'll leave, but we'll have a beauty contest just for members of the Tu'lîmû race! Greenish Pride, World Wide!
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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.
(OOC: Wow. I think it's understood that the requirement for participation is that one lives in Asia, not that one is necessarily of Asian descent. But hey, who am I to intrude on your unfounded accusations of racism?)
OOC: Actually, they did say we could use someone of asian decent... otherwise Iuthia couldn't have an enterant, being from the region of Urbanites...
Copiosa Scotia
31-12-2003, 21:32
(OOC: Wow. I think it's understood that the requirement for participation is that one lives in Asia, not that one is necessarily of Asian descent. But hey, who am I to intrude on your unfounded accusations of racism?)
OOC: Actually, they did say we could use someone of asian decent... otherwise Iuthia couldn't have an enterant, being from the region of Urbanites...
(OOC: The point is, it doesn't seem to be restricted to entrants of Asian descent.)
/hijack
In protest of this racist event, we shall have our own racist beauty contest.
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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.
OOC: No, it's only racism when a minority is being excluded. Racism against the majority is called Political correctness.
Good point. Still, this event is discriminating on the basis of race.
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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.
OOC: But it's against the majority race, therefore it's acceptable.
OOC2: No more spam.
OOC: The Tu'lîmû aren't the majority race, though. There are less of them than Asians, so it is racism and is thus unacceptible.
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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.
Syskeyia
01-01-2004, 00:14
OOC: Sorta predticed this would become a pic-posting contest. Anywat, plz stop doing it.
Well, I do intend to RP my character, I just need to know how the pageant will proceed.
God bless,
The Republic of Syskeyia
My dad's best friend's daugther signed up for a model business. Her name is Hannah. She's Chinese and currently lives in San Fransico. I have 3 pictures of her.
http://www.xoticus.com/hannah/
http://www.xoticus.com/hannah/images/01.jpg
http://www.xoticus.com/hannah/fans/01.jpg
(^^^The guy is her friend in college^^^)
Convention centre, Taipei
Armed military officers are stationed along the road leading into the centre, as the girls walk into the centre for rehearsals and training. Understandably, the guards are rather fidgid.
In the Taiwanese limosine, Anna Chang, newly-crowned Miss Taiwan does her hair and practices her lines, while the host Jackie Chan reads over her profile. He can't help but occasionally throw a quick glance in her direction, looking at her soft eyes and beautiful body. He shakes his head, knowing that the thoughts he was having were....unclean.
Trying not to think about it, he picks up the page-long biography that all contestants were required to submit.
Anna Chang - Miss Taiwan
At Taichung Mercy hospital in 1984, I was born. My parents were both rice farmers who lived at a small farm. As a child, I didn't get a chance to enter schooling until I was 8 years old......
In 1998, I took up a career in modelling, and have produced many successful advertisements, including one with LOREAL......
Jackie yawned. With the intention of looking at who else had sent representatives, he turned around and looked at the limosines behind him.
OOC: Someone can RP as a judge if they want
OOC2: Sino, no attacks!
OOC3: Describe your candidates more ppl!
Info about HoneySweet Hannah. (this is my made up one, just for RP)
I was born on February 13, 1979, at China. I was raised in a rich family with the finest rest in China. My parents sent me to a private school so no one would date me and I will be single free.
I was quite popular at school and had the most awards after graduating High School. I had the most awards and votes for the Student Government Council, The Most Respectful Person, The Most Attractive Person (high school), and the most Fashioned Person.
I had the best life. Then I moved to San Fransico. I went to a famous college called UC Davis. I heard many rape reports were there and I got scared. But still, I decided to show my breast in public at night sometimes. While at college, I would recieve many hot guys to ask me out whenever I come home to my dorm to sleep. I refused all of them and so I went on with my life.
When I graduated college and got my bacholar's degree, I went to a Model Company and asked if I can join. They told me I have to be tested, after the test I was accepted. Playboy rated me as the 2002-03 Playmate of the Year. Currently I am the Top Model of my company, FXModels.com and my current website I'm making, www.honeysweethannah.com
To: Convention centre, Taipei
From: Lord General deGrtiz, Iuthia Prima, Iuthia
Subject: Miss Asia Competition Invite
Message:
Organisers of the Miss Asia Beauty Contest,
This year Iuthia would like to attend your pagent with an entery of our own, we would like to dispel idea that career soldiers of the Iuthian military can not also be normal people with normal aspirations and dreams, we understand that Iuthia is not a "Asian" nation and that most of our populace is caucaisian (white)... however we feel that our enterants background qualifies as "Asian".
Her name is Karen Ip* and she comes from Iuthia Prima, our capitol city. She is currently training to be a Black Viper Specialist with her major being in Peace Keeping. She is half Chinese and half Iuthian as her father came to Iuthia for work and married an Iuthian woman who fell in love with him.
After a successful time in school, she served her time in the military like her parents did (and thus all Iuthian do) to no longer be classed as an adolecent but as an adult. She then decided to stay on as a regular Peace Keeper and grew fond of the work, she is now using this knowledge to become a Black Viper Specialist, our most highly trained military corps which trains recruits into specialists.
We hope that she may be permitted to enter and that you meet her for yourselves so she may show her own interest in this competition.
thanks,
http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/iuthia.jpg
Lord General deGritz, leader of the Iuthian people.
Urbanites (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/page=display_region/region=Urbanites)
Recent News in Iuthia (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=83886&highlight=)
Iuthia’s Space News (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=97906&highlight=)
*OOC: I will research the name later, I don't want to have a really crappy name that ends up being offencive, it's just I've got SOF2 running in the background as I right this (playing Inf so I am waiting for the round to start again...) so I can't really look at much of the internet.
PS... this is the best I can think of for the time being...
OOC: Ip is good.
"What's this? A new email?"
Jackie reads it, and hurriedly types up a reply.
From: Jackie Chan, Organiser of Miss Asia 2004
To: Karen Ip
The Miss Asia 2004 contest will be graced by the presence of an Iuthian representative, especially a military officer. I would like Karen to meet us at the Taipei Convention Centre for a rehersal shortly.
Once again, thank you for your participation.
Jackie Chan
imported_Xiaguo
01-01-2004, 03:20
Taiwan, may I apply for judge?
"Yes, we need some good judges. Send a celebrity or someone famous."
East Islandia
01-01-2004, 05:00
http://www.kailayu.com/images/girl_up.jpg
http://www.kailayu.com/images/about02.jpg
OOC
thats Kaila Yu, but for our purposes, she's Lieutenant Chi Keiko, half Chinese and half Japanese, a company XO with the Eighth Guards Armored Division, currently stationed in Kyushu.
http://newpaper.asia1.com.sg/mnt/html/newface2002/mandychew_a.jpg
Thats Gong Weiyi, our deputy minister of wildlife preservation (can gov. officials join too?)
http://newpaper.asia1.com.sg/mnt/html/newface2002/daphneteo_a.jpg
Thats our premier, Chai Jun. But she's not joining, and if she has a chance, she would like to request a spot at the contest. Gong Weiyi has been her good friend since college, and the two have stayed together for most of their careers.
http://newpaper.asia1.com.sg/mnt/html/newface2002/jennytay_c.jpg
Thats Jamie Tai, a 25 year old wushu champion and part time model from Rugola Archipelago.
3 entries.. hope u dont mind?
East Islandia
01-01-2004, 05:20
Chi Meiko was born in 1979 in the Keitsusin District of Hu-kasa, to a Chinese father and a Japanese mother. Her father, Chi Jinsu, was a prominent government cadre who worked notoriously hard against corruption in teh Islandian Censorate, the governing body against corruption. hEr mother, Tanaka Sashi, was a model and former winner of the ISlandian Beauty Pageant.
She enlisted in the Islandian Armor training school and later in the Ground Forces Officer Academy=Tank on Chu Pang Dao in 1999, after graduating from Sonoma College on a two year program. She was inducted into the Eighth Guards Armored Division under General Risaako Yumawa and saw action in East Asia during the Sino Japann war.
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um.. i'll post ther est when i have time
Bonstock
01-01-2004, 05:43
A man in a Swedish military officer's uniform steps in, and takes a seat in the audiance.
"My, my, what sexy women!" he thinks to himself.
imported_Xiaguo
01-01-2004, 05:57
I send BoA and Nicholas Tse. They will be Judges representing Xiaguo as Xiaguo may not participate in the beautiful ceremonies.
Bonstock
01-01-2004, 06:00
ooc: I can be a judge. All my women are serving in the military, in college, or being good citizens, so they won't participate. Besides, very few people in my nation are pure any race.
Port of Taipei (two weeks later):
"Sir, the customs officers ain't comin'." Private First Class Zhao reported to his commander.
"Alright troops, let's begin unloading." ARSSWF (Armed Republic of Sino Special Weapons Force) Col. Lee ordered.
Two hours later:
An escort of troops with their exhibition items depart for the Taipei Convention Center (the same location the Miss Asia contest is held). They were eager to have their weapons shown off to the world.
http://www.globalsecurity.org/wmd/world/china/images/jl-1-b.jpg
http://www.globalsecurity.org/wmd/world/china/images/df-31-50th.jpg
“Funny how the Taiwanese didn’t have the road closed just for us.” Col. Lee wondered to his adjutant as their column of TELs (transport erector launchers) and army trucks await patiently for the green light.
Although we are not officially an "Asian" nation, seeing as how the Tiburonese continent is between the North American, Southe American, European, and African continents, because our nation sports one of the world's most diverse populace, a sufficent amount of Asians exist in the nation.
We shall send Tsurubi Chen
http://www.realgoodmovies.com/stills/scorpion_kelly_hu.jpg
and Lakshmi Patial
http://www.showbizindiatv.com/Preity4.jpg
Name:Kasumi Sabume
Race:Japanese
Country of Origin:Japan
Age:15
Height:148 cm
Weight: 103 pounds
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Brown
http://l.jalaguier.free.fr/images/membres/AI%20KAGO/aikago089.jpg
She was born in Nara to a middle-class family.She draws and is an excellent artist,I myself have seen her work as I'm her grandpa.She's a very lively girl,full of vitality and enthusiasm,and is looking for more than just partnership with someone but a best friend.She was born in the Year of the Dragon,which makes her a natural leader.She is intelligent, gifted, and a perfectionist but these qualities make her unduly demanding on others.
http://www.geocities.com/redfyre42/masami.txt
Hosokawa Masami from Patoxia will be entering the Miss Asia Competition. She is twenty one and grew up in the city of Mototomari near the Patoxia-Saitou boarder with her parents and a younger sister.
Miss Hosokawa is quite adventurous and spent a week by herself out in the wilderness, when she ran away from home when she was twelve due to a minor argument with her parents. She was a decent student in Patoxia's schools but was known to sometimes neglect her studies if she didn't happen to feel like doing them. Miss Hosokawa like many Patoxians, is skilled in the use of the Katana.
OOC: And to think... I avoided looking up a picture on the principle we were told to describe our enterants... silly me. :roll:
IC:
To: Jackie Chan, Organiser of Miss Asia 2004
From: Karen Ip, Iuthia Prima, IPA Airport
Subject: Thanks!
Message:
Dear Jackie Chan,
Thanks for accepting me into your nations beauty contest, our officials were unsure of your difinition of "Asian" enterants and hoped that it would be permitted for those of us whom are only of Asian decent. Eitherway thanks!
I will leave all backgrounds and achievements until the competition day itself so that you and your people can judge me on the day with the rest of the competitors and not prior to the competition, however should you require any security details we will be pleased to send them.
My superiours would like me to bring a small delegation with me as both additional security and another representative of our nation to conduct political business, such as set up relations between our two nations. They also feel that we should bring our own television crew to televise the event, however they would like your public relations people to contact them* to ensure that we are granted permission to do so.
All relevant information has been encryted in this addition <information file> for your viewing, it contains names of our delegations, flight scedules and our flight designations along with all relevant contact details.
Thanks again for recieving me,
yours,
Karen Ip
ps - Could you sign me a couple autographs for me and some of my younger brothers, we would like proof that I have met you in person and it would make a great present for my younger brothers.
* Just say yes or no
East Islandia
01-01-2004, 22:33
Gong Weiyi graduated from Hu-kasa School of Government, with a degree in wildlife preservation and forest management. Rising quickly through the Ministry of PReservation, she managed to stamp out corruption with the aid of the Censorate (of whose prominent members was Chi Keiko's father) and renovate the once corruption ridden organization, turning it instead into an upright organization.
And all this before she reached 28. Now, at 34, she's still a looker, and practices Chinese wushu to stay in shape.
*******
Jamie Tai is the Islandian National Wushu champion, winning three consecutive times in taolu broadsword, our new broadsword sparring category (Wushu Binqi Sanshou), and placing fourth in regular unarmed Sanshou- 52kg and under division. After she graduated from Tei-shai University of Physical Education in Erdana, she decided to balance two competing dreams of hers: to become a model for the local division of Calvin Klein and still stay in shape by practicing her taolu and sanshou routines daily.
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To the government of Taiwan,
We are very grateful to you for allowing us to step ashore on your beautiful land as guests and compeititors of the beauty contest. We thank you for this opportunity, and we have every confidence that this compeitition will be a happy and fun event.
Sincerely,
Gong Weiyi
Jamie Tai
Banner Lieutenant Chi Keiko
ARSSWF Col. Lee stepped out off the army truck cabin. He looked up at the Taipei Convention Center. An unusual sight considering that some fifty Sinoese troops are here in full combat gear with weapons and their officer is standing in full service uniform.
"A little too small for a display of missiles." He joked to his adjutant.
"Yes indeed, sir! They told us to unload outside for inspections. Shall we begin?"
"Sure thing." He replied then turns to his troops. "Alright men, get in position, we'll just wait here."
OOC: Is _Taiwan going to RP about this?
In protest of this racist event, we shall have our own racist beauty contest.
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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.
"The best contestant we can send to Letila's lardass beauty contest will be an African elephant. They've got the biggest ass of all land animals."
- General Liu joking to his subordinate officers.
East Islandia
01-01-2004, 23:03
Banner Lieutenant Chi is a bit...disturbed to see ballistic missiles in Taiwan all of a sudden. Still, the Sinoese soldiers dont look quite so bad in their gear.
"What do you think they're doing here?" Minister Gong asked.
"Maybe they took 'beauty pageant' as 'staring contest with nuclear destruction,'" Jamie Tai replied.
Chi shrugged, and took the hands of the other two. "Come on, lets get inside and see whats happening."
imported_Xiaguo
01-01-2004, 23:06
I guess your nation sells the largest underwears.
Bigger doors, halls, houses, cars(Maybe Trucks), chairs. So how you guys go to the movies?
I guess your nation sells the largest underwears.
Bigger doors, halls, houses, cars(Maybe Trucks), chairs. So how you guys go to the movies?
Their cars are neither lefthand drive or righthand drive, instead- the front seat, means front seat.
As for movies, they probably have to watch it open aired.
LOL!
Taipei Convention Center: 2 hours later.
"Permission to stand them at ease, sir." ARSA Chief Warrant Officer Si (CSM) requests the colonel.
"Permission granted." Col. Lee was starting to tire.
"COMPANY! Stand at EASE!!!" Si voice boomed through the streets surrounding the Center.
"Sir, permission to do some press ups." Sergeant Choi requested.
"Very well, soldier. Drop down and give us fifty." Col. Lee did not want to take his anger on the troops. "Si, count for him."
"1, 2, 3-"
"In your head please!" Col. Lee is becoming slightly impatient. He looks at his watch. Two hours have nearly passed since their arrival outside.
Choi finished his press ups, energetically tired.
"Company, dismissed." Si was agreeing to the colonel's exhaustion.
As the troops have falled out, they were relaxing near the missiles. The presence of Sinoese troops and missiles stirred masses of crowds. Some shouted separatist slogans.
"What's your problem, never seen a missile before?!" Private First Class Zhao shouted back to an angry protestor. He sits on the edge of the TEL with his back to the missile.
"As General Liu would say," The Adjutant was making a joke to the colonel.
"-"This is F.U.B.A.R."!" Col. Lee exclaims the punch line.
A Patoxian aircraft flew over Taipei towards it's main airport, and Hosokawa Masami look down out of the window to see a line of military vehicle driving trough the streets, “Oh good, _Taiwan is a militaristic country, they're never fun.” she groaned. She had expected to have at least a little fun on this trip, as she knew she had little hopes of actually winning the competition.
The plane landed moments later and she caught a cab (OOC: or whatever the transportation is) to the Taipei convention center.
OOC:
But Iuthia, it's a pain to type out a thousand words... ;)
OOC:
But Iuthia, it's a pain to type out a thousand words... ;)
OOC: Don't I know it... (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=109898&highlight=)
(The above is a link to my guide in which I typed 2098 words...)
Basically I would prefer not to make a google image search for some random girl who looks reasonable... because then I would be placing a picture in someones mind without using description of words to make them sound beautiful... which could be more affective because everyone has their own ideas about beauty.
I would also prefer that this RP doesn't turn into a contest of who can find the cutest picture of a asian girl on the web...
imported_Xiaguo
02-01-2004, 16:37
Xiaguo wrote:
I guess your nation sells the largest underwears.
Bigger doors, halls, houses, cars(Maybe Trucks), chairs. So how you guys go to the movies?
"Their cars are neither lefthand drive or righthand drive, instead- the front seat, means front seat.
As for movies, they probably have to watch it open aired.
LOL!"
ROFLMAO
Outside the Taipei Convention Center: Nightfall
The winter sun goes down the horizon quickly. The Sinoese troops with their 'equipment' are still waiting outside. The colonel fell asleep. It must be ridiculous to camp outside a Convention Center, in the parking lot and on the concrete.
Warrant Officer Si ordered some troops to get some takeaway food as they had expect decent, barrack accomodations.
Outside the Taipei Convention Center: Nightfall
The winter sun goes down the horizon quickly. The Sinoese troops with their 'equipment' are still waiting outside. The colonel fell asleep. It must be ridiculous to camp outside a Convention Center, in the parking lot and on the concrete.
Warrant Officer Si ordered some troops to get some takeaway food as they had expect decent, barrack accomodations.
East Islandia
03-01-2004, 17:51
So whats gonna happen with the Miss Asia pageant? Is it still on or are the nukes a bit too ominous?
OOC: Well, I told everyone to describe, but no one seems to listen :(. Your choice.
IC:
As the limosines arrive at the convention centre, Jackie takes a micropone and begins climbing onto the stage. In his other hand, he holds a stack of notes on what to say. A digital projector is aimed at the screen.
Meanwhile below the stage, the contestants try to find themselves the seats with their names on it. There are dozens of round tables, each with seats around them and a jug of traditional chinese tea. Waiters and waitresses stand nearby, ready to cater to the needs of the young beauties.
Jackie Chan begins speaking.
"Testing....good."
"Ahem. Good evening ladies, my name is Jackie Chan. We'll be running through the plan of Miss Asia 04 quickly. The first section, worth 25 points, is the beauty contest. Me and our judges from Xiaguo and Bonstock will be rating how each of you look fully clothed. The next section is the swimsuit section, worth 25 points.......(blah blah)
OOC: Pretty much 4 sections, the final two are talent quest and speech.
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Anna Chang looks across the table at the other ladies who were sitting there. She speaks shyly in English at the other girls.
"'Um.. Hello. I'm Anna."
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"Stupid assignments," Colonel Zhang mutters. "taking care of some supid pageant.."
He walks outside into the cool air, and prepares to light a cigarette when he hears some separatist slogans. Looking in the distance, he sees the Sinoese delegation.
"Oh no!"
Taking his baton out, he charges towards the protesters, asking them to disperse. When they do, he approaches Colonel Lee.
"I am very sorry for that, those people are insane."
"Stupid assignments," Colonel Zhang mutters. "taking care of some stupid pageant.."
He walks outside into the cool air, and prepares to light a cigarette when he hears some separatist slogans. Looking in the distance, he sees the Sinoese delegation.
"Oh no!"
Taking his baton out, he charges towards the protesters, asking them to disperse. When they do, he approaches Colonel Lee.
"I am very sorry for that, those people are insane."
"Nin hao, mister! I'm ARSSWF Col. Lee. Are you part of the inspecting?" Col. Lee rushed out off his tent as his subordinates reported seeing the first man in uniform that did not come from Sino. Lee was eagered to greet this stranger. "We're the Sinoese representation in the Pan-Asian WMD Expo."
"Sir, potential hostile standin' right in from of ya!" A Sinoese soldier from meters behind takes aim at the stranger in uniform.
"Put that rifle down, soldier! He's beating up the free Taiwan fags! He could be 'friendly'." Col. turned his torso slightly around to tell an over-zealous soldier off.
"Acknowledged, sir! Corporal Nie apologizes for his misunderstanding."
"We've been surrounded by those Free Taiwan, bastards for so long, they're the real threat here! Remember that, soldier!"
"Sir, yes sir!"
The colonel waits for the stranger to reply. He watches on as this uniformed man, with the rank of colonel strapped on the shoulders, pound the living phlegm out off an muscular protestor with a baton in one hand and the other hand freely engaged in fist fight with another demonstrator.
Virgin Atlantic
05-01-2004, 07:34
With one protester down on the ground with a bloodied nose and the rest retreating, Colonel Zhang puts down his baton.
"Pleased to meet you Colonel Lee, I am Colonel Zhang."
Virgin Atlantic
05-01-2004, 07:35
With one protester down on the ground with a bloodied nose and the rest retreating, Colonel Zhang puts down his baton.
"Pleased to meet you Colonel Lee, I am Colonel Zhang."
With one protester down on the ground with a bloodied nose and the rest retreating, Colonel Zhang puts down his baton.
"Pleased to meet you Colonel Lee, I am Colonel Zhang."
"Pleased to meet you too, Colonel." Col. Lee with some reluctance offers a handshake. "When and where are the inspections?"
The colonel is a bit puzzled.
Inspections??
The colonel is a bit puzzled.
Inspections??
"Yes my fellow compatriot." Col. Lee tried to speak like a conversation "by procedure our display items are to be inspected by your experts to be cleared as safe before being entered into display."
OOC: Rest of you, continue RP'ing about the contest.
The colonel is a bit puzzled.
Inspections??
"Yes my fellow compatriot." Col. Lee tried to speak like a conversation "by procedure our display items are to be inspected by your experts to be cleared as safe before being entered into display."
"Ah, you brought items to display."
He takes a geiger counter out from his pockets.
"Well, I'll begin the inspections."
Col. Zhang begins scanning the nuckear devices.
"Oh, and if the protesters come back, tell me and I'll fix them up for you."
He chuckles.
Meanwhile, a small crowd was already gathering around the convention centre.
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We still say it's racist.
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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.
Bonstock
06-01-2004, 03:05
We still say it's racist.
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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.
But hella fun to watch! Even if you're white!
Perhaps, but I can't condone it. I shall make a racist pageant of my own, proving hta tI don't really understand what I'm complaining about. :lol:
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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.
Perhaps, but I can't condone it. I shall make a racist pageant of my own, proving hta tI don't really understand what I'm complaining about. :lol:
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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.
Instead of a racist pageant, you should make a contest where participants have to have tiny waists and really big butts!
Why not? It's a good idea. :wink:
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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.
Shonar Bangla
06-01-2004, 03:47
Shonar Bangla will send its most beautiful girl into the Miss Asia Contest.
http://www.dialbollywood.com/bollywood/actress/bipasha/large/3.jpg
http://www.theindianmasti.com/masti/bipasha3.jpg
http://www.theindianmasti.com/masti/bipasha1.jpg
http://www.theindianmasti.com/masti/bipasha4.jpg
Name: Bipasha Basu
Age: 18
Country: Shonar Bangla
Race: Dunno, Indian, which is Asian
Why not? It's a good idea. :wink:
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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.
What happened to their breasts?
Only Americans are obsessed with breasts. Oh wait, there aren't any Americans.
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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.
Perhaps, but I can't condone it. I shall make a racist pageant of my own, proving hta tI don't really understand what I'm complaining about. :lol:
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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.
Instead of a racist pageant, you should make a contest where participants have to have tiny waists and really big butts!
For your pageant, maybe we should send in an African elephant. They've got the biggest ass of any land animal. LOL!
Perhaps, but I can't condone it. I shall make a racist pageant of my own, proving hta tI don't really understand what I'm complaining about. :lol:
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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.
Instead of a racist pageant, you should make a contest where participants have to have tiny waists and really big butts!
For your pageant, maybe we should send in an African elephant. They've got the biggest ass of any land animal. LOL!
Perhaps, but I can't condone it. I shall make a racist pageant of my own, proving hta tI don't really understand what I'm complaining about. :lol:
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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.
Instead of a racist pageant, you should make a contest where participants have to have tiny waists and really big butts!
For your pageant, maybe we should send in an African elephant. They've got the biggest ass of any land animal. LOL!
Perhaps, but I can't condone it. I shall make a racist pageant of my own, proving hta tI don't really understand what I'm complaining about. :lol:
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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.
Instead of a racist pageant, you should make a contest where participants have to have tiny waists and really big butts!
For your pageant, maybe we should send in an African elephant. They've got the biggest ass of any land animal. LOL!
Perhaps, but I can't condone it. I shall make a racist pageant of my own, proving hta tI don't really understand what I'm complaining about. :lol:
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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.
Instead of a racist pageant, you should make a contest where participants have to have tiny waists and really big butts!
For your pageant, maybe we should send in an African elephant. They've got the biggest ass of any land animal. LOL!
Right, the elephant will lose terribly, but we won't stop you from trying.
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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.
The colonel is a bit puzzled.
Inspections??
"Yes my fellow compatriot." Col. Lee tried to speak like a conversation "by procedure our display items are to be inspected by your experts to be cleared as safe before being entered into display."
"Ah, you brought items to display."
He takes a geiger counter out from his pockets.
"Well, I'll begin the inspections."
Col. Zhang begins scanning the nuckear devices.
"Oh, and if the protesters come back, tell me and I'll fix them up for you."
He chuckles.
Meanwhile, a small crowd was already gathering around the convention centre.
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"Colonel, your Geiger counter is pocket sized. " Col. Lee decides to correct the fellow. "That's only good for airport luggage. If that thing beeps around my body, let's just say that I should be dead by now." Lee follows with a forced chuckle.
Suddenly, Sergeant Chow reported that was being said on a loudspeaker:
As the limosines arrive at the convention centre, Jackie takes a micropone and begins climbing onto the stage. In his other hand, he holds a stack of notes on what to say. A digital projector is aimed at the screen.
Meanwhile below the stage, the contestants try to find themselves the seats with their names on it. There are dozens of round tables, each with seats around them and a jug of traditional chinese tea. Waiters and waitresses stand nearby, ready to cater to the needs of the young beauties.
Jackie Chan begins speaking.
"Testing....good."
"Ahem. Good evening ladies, my name is Jackie Chan. We'll be running through the plan of Miss Asia 04 quickly. The first section, worth 25 points, is the beauty contest. Me and our judges from Xiaguo and Bonstock will be rating how each of you look fully clothed. The next section is the swimsuit section, worth 25 points.......(blah blah)
"Oh no!" Col. Lee could not help but exclaim. "I've been misinformed of the locations!"
Colonel Lee immediately made a dash for the satellite phone in the DF-31 TEL. He dials for General Liu's office. He waits patiently for someone to answer.
"Hello there. You have reached the office of ARSCF Supreme Commander General Liu, how may I help?" A pleasant female voice acted as the operator.
"Lady, just get me the General's desk please." Col. Lee was desperate. His heart raced.
"I'm sorry sir but you'll have to dial your PIN code to connect."
"Alright, here it comes." Col. Lee quickly tapped out the numbers. The line might be busy as he was waiting.
"Yeah, General here!" A tired male voiced answered. Col. Lee did not mistaken the identity of his superior.
"Sir, I'm sorry but dammit."
"What the? Lee where the hell are ya?" General Liu was expecting the call.
"Where the hell am I? I'm standing outside the freakin' Taipei Convention Center with an array of goddamn missile models and a company or so of troops."
"Hey, calm down Colonel. I've heard from the boys in the Navy that they sent you there. Now about that, I'm sorry that my secretary made a mistake about the location."
"Ha, sir! You got that right. There's the Miss Asia contest going on" Col. Lee looks outside the window of the truck cabin. "Looks like some fine ladies are arriving in limosines by the minute."
"Want me to tell your wife that?" Gen. Liu joked. "Anyway, I was informed today that the Expo was cancelled due to a lack of interest."
"Sir, I guess I should better come back before you fire my ass." Col. Lee was apologetic.
"Take it as a vacation. Those missiles are models anyway. I've dealt with the secretary. Is there any Taiwanese military official nearby?"
"Yeah. There's Colonel Zhang, he's a nationalistic fellow too."
"Colonel Zhang ROTA?! He's like our ally in separatist land. Just ask for some accomodation off him or some thing. Him and his troops are either nationalists or hardcore nationalists."
"Hey sir" Col. Lee looks out the window again. "How about we come back a little later and um, er. Let the pageant contestants pose for some pics near our nukes? That would be swell! We can promote ourselves that way."
"Where's the old warhorse in Mr. Zhang today?" Gen. Liu replied. "Sure thing, colonel. Looks like the beauties will meet the beasts."
They both laughed at the line.
"Well sir, looks like Zhang's not going to pick up squat with his Geiger."
"Looks like its all safe. I've got an ass load of work to complete so I'll leave ya to it."
"Bye, sir!" The colonel's farewell was crisp.
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Sergeant Chow decides to play a trick on his subordinate as they stand on guard near the Ju Land SLBM. They all watched as the ladies arrive, some took pictures with their disposable cameras. Sinoese troops make good subjects for photography.
"Hey, Private Guan!" Chow called. "Put your gun down."
"Why do I.." The private lowered his submachine gun with great reluctance.
"I said put your GUN down!" Chow was pretending to be angry.
"But, sarge..."
"I was referring to the gun in your pants."
The rest of the squad couldn't help but laugh. Guan understands the humor and joins in the laughter.
Meanwhile, a small crowd was already gathering around the convention centre.
Sergeant Chow hears the voice of some young wit chanting the usual "Free Taiwan!" slogan. That voice was as high as the Himalayas. The sergeant was gettign annoyed.
"Hey you, high nuts!" He points to the acne-faced youth waving a placard. "At least my great grandmother wasn't repatedly gang raped by occupying Japs!"
Bonstock
07-01-2004, 02:44
What happened to the breasts?
I still like the breasts!
Only Americans like breasts
Well, I don't have much basis for argument, except I've heard that Europe is a little more sex friendly then we are...
Keep the sexy females comin'! *TaG*
OOC: Does anyone ever get me jokes?
OOC: Does anyone ever get my jokes?
OOC: Does anyone ever get my jokes?
OOC: Does anyone ever get my jokes?
OOC: Does anyone ever get my jokes?
Anna Chang looks across the table at the other ladies who were sitting there. She speaks shyly in English at the other girls.
"'Um.. Hello. I'm Anna."
Karen Ip looks around and smiles, "Hi, I'm Karen Ip, the Iuthian contestant..."
OOC: Would have done more, but I've just worte I huge RP post for Rave's thread and I'm tired.
"Hi. I'm from Taiwan. How is Iuthia?"
East Islandia
07-01-2004, 15:46
The three Islandians, Jamie Tai, Gong Weiyi, and Chi Keiko sat quietly at the table before deciding to introduce themselves.
"Hi Karen," Weiyi said, smiling. "I'm Gong Weiyi and I'm one of the candidates from Islandia."
"I'm Keiko," Chi said. She glanced around and sighed, feeling vulnerable without the closed confines of her tank.
"I'm Jamie," Jamie announced. She smiled and waved at them
After finishing the call to General Liu, Col. Lee notices that Col. zhang is still checking with the counter. He decides to interrupt.
"Er, Colonel Zhang, will it be O.K. if you provide us some barrack accomodation for the time being. Our ship comes back in a week to pick us up." Col. Lee asked nervously.
After finishing the call to General Liu, Col. Lee notices that Col. zhang is still checking with the counter. He decides to interrupt.
"Er, Colonel Zhang, will it be O.K. if you provide us some barrack accomodation for the time being. Our ship comes back in a week to pick us up." Col. Lee asked nervously.
Zhang grimaces unpleasantly.
"The closest barracks from here are a two hour drive away. However, there is a four-star hotel owned by the ROTA a few minutes walk away. We could make arrangements for you there."
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"Hi, so how is Islandia?"
imported_Xiaguo
08-01-2004, 06:32
Lol.
Well edez.
A slightly bored Hosokawa Masami put down the random _Taiwanese magazine she had bought from a newsstand outside and said “Hi, I'm Hosokawa Masami from Patoxia, pleased to meet you.”
I am more than happy to help judge this event.
Just give me a shout and we are there
Zhang grimaces unpleasantly.
"The closest barracks from here are a two hour drive away. However, there is a four-star hotel owned by the ROTA a few minutes walk away. We could make arrangements for you there."
"Alright." We might as well take it as a vacation. "Say Colonel, what sort of price am I going to pay?"
the republic of Chaloner would like to enter Aubrey Miles to your beauty contests :D
http://strike9.com/file.ashx?path=%2fChaloner%2ffullsize%2faubrey2d.jpg
imported_Xiaguo
10-01-2004, 02:55
Very well.
"Don't worry about money, we've got it covered. It might be a bit crowded though, the candidates for Miss Asia are staying there as well."
East Islandia
10-01-2004, 03:40
"Islandia seems to be where Islandia always is," Keiko said, somewhat mysteriously.
Weiyi sighed. "She means that we're at the edge of a twilight zone and all our citizens are zombies stuck between Asian and Western culture."
"Our premier made it the biggest issue when she refused to allow an American newspaper company to buy Islandian Fusion, which is our national newspaper. Now all the Americans are raising a stink about it, and no one's happy," Jamie said, sighing. her boyfriend was a correspondent for Fusion, and also a wushu practitioner in his spare time, which was how they met; Jamie had been his wushu instructor.
"Yeah, things are hectic. How about on your side of the Pacific?" Weiyi asked.
"Don't worry about money, we've got it covered. It might be a bit crowded though, the candidates for Miss Asia are staying there as well."
"We thank you for your support, Colonel. How can we repay you?"
"Well life is good over here, apart from social troubles."
Anna sighed.
East Islandia
17-01-2004, 20:47
Chi stood. "I'm sorry ladies, but duty calls. My commanding officer, General Yumawa, has called me back to lead my company from the Eighth Guards Armored Division. Replacing me instead will be Valery Thongsuwat."
She strode out fo the room after a few goodbyes, and boarded a plane bound for Islandia. She arrived home a few hours later, and boarded another plan for the front.
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http://www.mm52.com/otheridols/patinya_thongsri/patinya_thongsri003.jpg
(i'll rp this later)
OOC: I'll RP this later too, goddamn troubles over Japann again.
OOC: I'll RP this later too, goddamn troubles over Japann again.
OOC: Is this going to continue (despite the pic posting and WMDs)? I kind of want to develop this character a little.
OOC: Is this going to continue (despite the pic posting and WMDs)? I kind of want to develop this character a little.
Don't you worry about them WMDs, we've got 'em sorted.
OOC: It would be great to promote Sino's WMDs with the pageants posing on or near them. LOL!
OOC: Yes, but everyone is on a break.
Considering that break's currently off, with the mess partially sorted out in Japann, maybe we can RP this.
Yes, anyone still interested?
OOC:
I am, if other people still are interested.
OOC: I am. Imagine, babes in bikinis posing on Dong Fengs*.
*Chinese ballistic missiles.
East Islandia
01-03-2004, 01:33
me too i guess. But what exactly are we gonna do?
me too i guess. But what exactly are we gonna do?
OOC: Use your imagination, mate. But just remember to keep your hands on the keyboard. LOL! ROFL!
OOC: Great, I lost my post. In short, they get some spending money and have a day to play.