25-12-2003, 08:37
The Sultan has decreed that all Pinks in his capital city of Dobbstown should march straight into the wasteland without food or water. If not, they will be subject to head implosion by Certified Subgenii ministers. He knows now that everyone who isn't eternally questing for Slack, should begone from the Utopia that is Dobbstown. Why? Slack is a surge of uncorrupted gumption, an explosion of the "self" - not obliterating it, but [i]bloating[i/] it. Those not stocking up on Slack with the principles of "Bob" in mind don't deserve to live in Scaraba, much less Dobbstown. These people are not imploding, nor exploding. They are just working for small amounts of money, and working intensely! The work they put in isn't worth it, and when work becomes an extension of Slack, then we can finally harness Bulldada! These people also aren't big fans of Frop, and as the Book of the Subgenius tells us, "Bob" will not "smoke" with us until we ourselves have "pipes". The Sultan speaks this Divine Inanity and will not cease until the Pinks have been purged and Subgenii prevail! PRABOB!