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Sleigh shot down over Diaoyutai (non-serious RP)

_Taiwan
25-12-2003, 05:31
Somewhere in the Taiwan Straits

Colonel Choi frowned as a subordinate under his command handed him a christmas gift. A small box, devoid of any wrapping. Choi was not known for his tolerance. Anything that he did not like, he destroyed. Shards of glass peppered the floor, formerly bottles of (in his opinion) cheap wine.

"C...Colonel. Merry Christmas."

Choi looked at the little box. He put on a large fake-looking grin, one that radiated an aura of uneasiness rather than joy.

"This is a gift? You didn't even bother to wrap it up?"
"N..No sir. The box is very...expensive."

Choi opened the box.
"A....Santa Hat?"
"N..Not just any Santa Hat sir. If you wear it, Santa will appear. It's true."

The room burst out with laughter.

"Give it to someone else, I don't want it."
"Yessir."

The "magic" santa hat is handed over to the newbie on the cruiser, Wong. He puts it on.

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10 minutes later

An alarm sounds, disturbing the Christmas ceremony on the vessel. Colonel Choi heads right to the bridge, where the radar screen shows a group of radar signatures coming towards them from the North-East. With all the recent tension over the Diaoyutai Islands, false alarms were common. But the Japanese patrols never came this far south.

"Unidentified aircraft, please identify yourself."
Ho Ho Ho....
"I repeat, unidetified aircraft, identify yourself. You are intruding into Taiwanese airspace."
Merry Christmas....

Choi puts his hand over the radio.

"Launch the ESSMs."

(OOC: Someone play Santa)
25-12-2003, 05:45
"HO HO HO!!! I WISH TO GIVE YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! What's this...?"

There's a flash of light, then the sleigh slowly plummets...
_Taiwan
25-12-2003, 05:51
"We have radar confirmation of direct missile hit. Target has disappeared off the radar."

Choi and the others start clapping.

"Send a helicopter. We'll pick up the survivors and interrogate them."

Two Ospreys take off from the deck of the cruiser.
Agrigento
25-12-2003, 08:22
I'm sorry but Santa would launch Countermeasures, out maneuver the missiles and let off some CASOM's before you even knew what hit you. His slay is Stealth and those Reindeer have no Thermal Exhaust!!
25-12-2003, 22:26
"HO HO... Huh? what happened??? *Gasp* Rudolph!!! Who did this to you? Rudolph? RUDOLPH? RUUUUDOOOLLLPPHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Articolia
25-12-2003, 22:30
OOC: Lol
_Taiwan
25-12-2003, 22:36
Choi stands in his cabin.

"Muahahah Muahahah..."
25-12-2003, 23:31
*Stands up over Rudolph* "That's it. Santa's Hell-bent on revenge, and guess who jjust made the naughty list...

(OOC: I always wanted to say that...!)
Gaeltach
26-12-2003, 00:13
OOC: lmao :lol:
Aquilla
26-12-2003, 04:41
Haha!
26-12-2003, 05:03
Santa grabs a potato cannon out of his sleigh (OCC: Just what I wanted for X-mas!) and loads it with a uranium slug (OOC: MAN!!! HE'S USING ALL MY PRESENTS!!!) and fires it towards the ship. HE then pulls out a jetpack, fills the cannon with jax, and flys upwards int othe sky...