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Henceland Omega's 1 Billion celebration...

Henceland Omega
25-12-2003, 04:22
Holy Emperor Elwood Zev Corran: So you're saying it's all right?

Advisor Nori: That's right, you're good to go. The radiation is at a minumum.

Corran: That's great! I was hoping to go to the Edenstein 1 billionth citizen celebration!

::As he talks, a census worker runs into the room::

Random census worker: Your Henceness, we have confirmed the birth of the 1 Billionth Henceman in the town of Winnebago Falls on Flirrhy Island!

Corran: Are you serious?

Census worker: I am. They named the child Zev in your honor.

Corran: Well shoot! I guess this means we have to have our own celebration... ::turns to his butler:: Maison! Go back to Yggdrasil Square and have people decorate it. We'll have a big celebration in honor of this event! ...Oh and Christmas too...

Maison: Very good sir! To whom shall I send invitations?

Corran: Whoever you want! Whoever wants to come! We did it!
Henceland Omega
25-12-2003, 07:06
Ritsuko: Do you think anybody will come?

Corran: ::shrugs:: Who knows? With the recent bombings, plus the fact that LETI is not a very significant region, I can't imagine we'll get too many...