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Lord Skidmark has launched an all out attack on every nation in the world.
And it looks like SKidmark is going to win with all of the lightsabers we have. And if anyone trys to attack us we have Darth Stain to take care of them. So it looks like bye bye all of you...So be ready for the rise of the Lord Skidmark Empire...

In retribution for this *yawn* heinous act, Central Facehuggeria has decided to fire up the old Ignore Cannon "Pwnzor"

You have been ignored due to your general stupidity.

Midlonia also agrees with the nation of Central Facehuggeria

I refuse to dignify that statement with a response.

HAHA ROFLMAO...

We will destroy your nation with our, our, PAPER CLIPS! :lol:

-The USSCR Gunner Troopers sit at their stations in each conduit on the Ignore Star. On cue they power up their respective lasers which join together in the reflection dish, shooting a big beam 'o ignore at the stupid bastard.-

**BIG RED SHINEY BUTTON!!!!*

And so sprang forth the ray of ignoritude, and another nation vanished from sight

Ah, a very interesting combination of Newbicus Delusionus and Newbicus Godmodeius.

A lone truck rolls up to Lord Skidmark.

In most civilised countrys a border gaurd wouldn't let a military truck go through without conirmation... but they wheren't in a civilised country.
The gaurd just grunted and opened the barrier. The truck door opened and a man was pushed out a stick was chucked behind him.

The prime minister had this to say.

"We have sent our most anti-violence pacifistic person too destroy lord skidmark.... Good bye."

The USSCR stands horrified at what Kazaakisthan is capable of!

Although we are normally a peaceful nation...we feel we must respond to this threat. Thus, we have dispatched a member of our "Special Political Operations Team" to deal with Lord Skidmark. His mission is to reach Lord Skidmark through whatever means necessary, and beat him senseless with our nation's most prized weapon...the Almighty Flail of Ignoration.

:D

The haggard policeman forces his way out of the factory, leaving a trail of blood from the minor wound in his shoulder. Reaching the street, he begins shouting, "Everybody! Listen to me! Soylent Green is people!"

Several passers-by wander over to investigate, munching quietly on crisp Soylent Green wafers. The policeman grabbed them and dragged them into the factory- up and down several stairs and through a door marked Authorized Personnel Only.

The people from the street watch interestedly as several human-looking corpses were carried into the factory on a conveyor belt. One of the people from the steet- still munching contentedly on his Soylent Green wafers- walked up to where the conveyor ran through the wall into the giant Machine that converted the useful proteins of the raw material into Soylent Green wafers. Doing some quick math in his head, the passer-by deduced that the useful protein levels of the cadavers was astonishingly low.

Turning quickly and beckoning the others to join him the passer-by grabbed a tag off the toe of one of the carcasses sliding by on the conveyor. The tag read, Raw material for processing into Soylent Green. Source: Lord Skidmark.

The policeman grabbed the tag and waved it in front of the others- all of whom had paused their munching on Soylent Green to read the tag, but then shrugged and continued. The policeman cried, "See! They're making Soylent Green out of people! How can you go on eating it? Soylent Green is made from people!"

The passers-by shrugged their shoulders and left, still munching their Soylent Green wafers. The last man to leave was grabbed by the increasingly-hysterical policeman, who screamed, "Don't you even care?"

The man shook his head sadly and took the tag from the policeman. He said gently, "They aren't people, mate. Just n00bs." He pointed to the Source listing on the tag and handed it back to the policeman before walking out.

The policeman was dumbfounded. He stared at the tag and its damning Source notation for awhile, then shrugged. "Just n00bs ... I guess it's all right, then."

Pausing to buy a couple of juombo bags of Soylent Green at the gift store on the way out, the policeman left in search of a hospital to patch up his wounded shoulder. He glanced back at the factory and noted the huge neon sign atop the building. The sign flashed several dozen times per second, displaying the message, "International Gourmand New Ocean Resource Exploitation Factory."

*pain and misery launches 20,000 nukes at the retard nation.*

Ah, a very interesting combination of Newbicus Delusionus and Newbicus Godmodeius.

LMAO good one, had me rollin for a while ;-)

actually, cancel out the 20,000 and change it to 30,000. just for insurance that there will be nothing left.

This just in on ASW news! New nation overrun by monkey in yamaca throwing rocks and a dancing midget in a bikini! More updates on ASW's glorious victory after these messages!

(breaks into song: "It's lo-o-og, it's lo-o-og, world of wonderful joy...")

Welcome back to tonight's broadcast. Today, ASW single-handedly conquered another god-moding newbie! This time, the traditional man in a pickle suit failed, so we resorted to drastic measures. After a long and hard battle for enemy soldiers, they were all but overwhelmd! Long live dictator D'Armand Shacklar and the mighty ASW military!

And now, that'sall the time we have. Coming up next is a classic Free Sh*t Day story: A Tale of a Newbie and 3204832048703258723084 n00kz @ j00.

This just in on ASW news! New nation overrun by monkey in yamaca throwing rocks and a dancing midget in a bikini! More updates on ASW's glorious victory after these messages!

(breaks into song: "It's lo-o-og, it's lo-o-og, world of wonderful joy...")

Welcome back to tonight's broadcast. Today, ASW single-handedly conquered another god-moding newbie! This time, the traditional man in a pickle suit failed, so we resorted to drastic measures. After a long and hard battle for enemy soldiers, they were all but overwhelmd! Long live dictator D'Armand Shacklar and the mighty ASW military!

And now, that'sall the time we have. Coming up next is a classic Free Sh*t Day story: A Tale of a Newbie and 3204832048703258723084 n00kz @ j00.i don think you have that many nukes :lol: :wink:

Lord Skidmark has launched an all out attack on every nation in the world.
And it looks like SKidmark is going to win with all of the lightsabers we have. And if anyone trys to attack us we have Darth Stain to take care of them. So it looks like bye bye all of you...So be ready for the rise of the Lord Skidmark Empire...

There are hundreds of thousands of nations (most larger than you) - enough to defeat your whole nation by sheer person power. Also, there are hundreds of Star Wars nations, most of them larger than you, that could defeat you.

This just in on ASW news! New nation overrun by monkey in yamaca throwing rocks and a dancing midget in a bikini! More updates on ASW's glorious victory after these messages!

(breaks into song: "It's lo-o-og, it's lo-o-og, world of wonderful joy...")

Welcome back to tonight's broadcast. Today, ASW single-handedly conquered another god-moding newbie! This time, the traditional man in a pickle suit failed, so we resorted to drastic measures. After a long and hard battle for enemy soldiers, they were all but overwhelmd! Long live dictator D'Armand Shacklar and the mighty ASW military!

And now, that'sall the time we have. Coming up next is a classic Free Sh*t Day story: A Tale of a Newbie and 3204832048703258723084 n00kz @ j00.i don think you have that many nukes :lol: :wink:

Or... do I? :D :wink: :o

*Walks into the offending country, pulls out gun, and shoots a general, then walks out. The country implodes.*

Everything else is ridiculous in this thread. Why not this!? :P :lol:

Because he uses Star Wars tech, I might as well, too.

*Orbitally bombards Lord Skidmark's nation.*

Ah, a very interesting combination of Newbicus Delusionus and Newbicus Godmodeius.

LMAO good one, had me rollin for a while ;-)
Check out the Newbology thread, from now on I'm going to scientifically classify every noob I see.

Syabritia deploys its Shield of Heavily Ignoring Tachyons around the nation of Lord Skidmark.

[Enclosing the genus Ignore Amos in this allows the user to continue RPing bending time until such a point is reached that the offensive party is no longer around]

The application of this technology is known as “Shield of Heavily Ignoring Tachyons on you”.

<Charles Phalanx - The Secretary of Defence for Sybaritia sends an e-mail to the Institute of Science and Technology to inform them that the Shield of Heavily Ignoring Tachyons has been successfully field-tested>

[OOC: Not all n00bs are devoid of RP or grammar :wink:]

[OOC: Not all n00bs are devoid of RP or grammar :wink:]

This is patently not true. All n00bs share those qualities. Any new player who has good skills with grammar, spelling, and RP's well is not a n00b. This exceedingly rare creature is called a newbie.

Newbies are welcome here. n00bs are subjected to as much polysyllabic scorn and harassment as possible in a (probably vain) attempt to induce a few flickers of coherent, rational thought before they get IGNOREd to smithereens.

TEO

Lord Skidmark has launched an all out attack on every nation in the world.
And it looks like SKidmark is going to win with all of the lightsabers we have. And if anyone trys to attack us we have Darth Stain to take care of them. So it looks like bye bye all of you...So be ready for the rise of the Lord Skidmark Empire...STANDARDIZED IDIOT REPLY FORM (NS Edition, 1.0)
Filled out by: theliberator
Directed at: Lord skidmark

Congratulations (your name here)! You have been chosen to receive the SIRF, because of some really stupid thing you posted. Please, read the following lines. After reading these lines, take the advice shown. If you are incapable of taking the advice shown because you:
Cannot read
Are quadriplegic
Have fewer than 5 braincells
Cannot count to 5
Or other problems.
Please simply refrain from posting. Ever again.

Thank you for your time. You are a: (check all that apply)
[X] Clueless N00b
[ ] Lamer
[ ] Flamer
[X] Loser
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Troll
[ ] Warez Monkey
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[ ] Pervert
[ ] Freak
[ ] Nerd
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[ ] Rules Lawyer
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[ ] Satanist
[ ] Homo
[X] Twit
[ ] Bully
[X] Waste of Skin
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Your post was: (check all that apply)
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[ ] Contemptible
[ ] Libelous
[X] Ignorant
[ ] Fanatical
[ ] Boring
[ ] Dim
[ ] Cowardly
[ ] Deceitful
[ ] Demented
[ ] Self-righteous
[ ] Crazy
[ ] Weird
[ ] Hypocritical
[ ] Loathsome
[ ] Satanic
[ ] Despicable
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[ ] Mind-numbing
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[X] Much longer than any thought of which you are capable

Your attention is drawn to the fact that: (check all that apply)
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[ ] You flamed the Standardized Idiot Reply Form
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
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[X] Not only that, it was also done better the last time
[ ] You bumped an aged topic which should not have been
[ ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted low-IQ trolley
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "me too" to something
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It is recommended that you: (check all that apply)
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[X] Find a volcano and throw yourself in
[ ] Actually post something relevant
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In closing, I?d like to say: (check all that apply)
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
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[ ] *plonk*
[ ] I hate you
[ ] Most of the above
[ ] All of the above
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[ ] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form
[X] You should find a time machine, go back to the date of your birth, and kill yourself.

Cheers and Good Day!

*invades*
*takes all of the cheese*
*walks out*

*invades*
*takes all of the cheese*
*walks out*Must be a lot of cheese :lol: :lol: :lol:

Lord Skidmark has launched an all out attack on every nation in the world.
And it looks like SKidmark is going to win with all of the lightsabers we have. And if anyone trys to attack us we have Darth Stain to take care of them. So it looks like bye bye all of you...So be ready for the rise of the Lord Skidmark Empire...

*drops the ultimate weapon into Skidmark's Nation-A TV playing Frosty Returns with cameos by Peewee Herman and Barney*

Lord Skidmark has launched an all out attack on every nation in the world.
And it looks like SKidmark is going to win with all of the lightsabers we have. And if anyone trys to attack us we have Darth Stain to take care of them. So it looks like bye bye all of you...So be ready for the rise of the Lord Skidmark Empire...

*drops the ultimate weapon into Skidmark's Nation-A TV playing Frosty Returns with cameos by Peewee Herman and Barney*OH NO!!! IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!!!! FROSTY AND BARNEY ARE BAD ENOUGH, BUT WHEN YOU ADD PEEWEE HERMAN..................AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! :shock: LOL :lol:

*invades*
*takes all of the cheese*
*walks out*Must be a lot of cheese :lol: :lol: :lol:

*hums, "your a mean one, mr. Grinch"*

*invades*
*takes all of the cheese*
*walks out*Must be a lot of cheese :lol: :lol: :lol:

*hums, "your a mean one, mr. Grinch"*someone is in the holiday ummmmmm... *cough* spirit *cough*

*invades*
*takes all of the cheese*
*walks out*Must be a lot of cheese :lol: :lol: :lol:

*hums, "your a mean one, mr. Grinch"*

*Plays 'you're a mean one, mr. Grinch' on a clarinet. Then whacks whoever started this thread on the head with it and declares all threats nullified.

Lord Skidmark has launched an all out attack on every nation in the world.
And it looks like SKidmark is going to win with all of the lightsabers we have. And if anyone trys to attack us we have Darth Stain to take care of them. So it looks like bye bye all of you...So be ready for the rise of the Lord Skidmark Empire...STANDARDIZED IDIOT REPLY FORM (NS Edition, 1.0)
Filled out by: theliberator
Directed at: Lord skidmark

Congratulations (your name here)! You have been chosen to receive the SIRF, because of some really stupid thing you posted. Please, read the following lines. After reading these lines, take the advice shown. If you are incapable of taking the advice shown because you:
Cannot read
Are quadriplegic
Have fewer than 5 braincells
Cannot count to 5
Or other problems.
Please simply refrain from posting. Ever again.

Thank you for your time. You are a: (check all that apply)
[X] Clueless N00b
[ ] Lamer
[ ] Flamer
[X] Loser
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Troll
[ ] Warez Monkey
[ ] Me too'er
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Freak
[ ] Nerd
[ ] Racist
[ ] Rules Lawyer
[ ] Fanatic
[ ] Satanist
[ ] Homo
[X] Twit
[ ] Bully
[X] Waste of Skin
[ ] Crybaby
[ ] "Expert"
[ ] Unbearably self-righteous person
[X ] Rabid chipmunk
[ ] Person who obviously cannot type, but has been trained to respond to certain characters displayed on a monitor

Your post was: (check all that apply)
[ ] A flame
[X] A waste of bandwidth
[X] Lame
[X] Stupid
[ ] Abusive
[X] Clueless
[X] Idiotic
[X] Arrogant
[ ] Malevolent
[ ] Contemptible
[ ] Libelous
[X] Ignorant
[ ] Fanatical
[ ] Boring
[ ] Dim
[ ] Cowardly
[ ] Deceitful
[ ] Demented
[ ] Self-righteous
[ ] Crazy
[ ] Weird
[ ] Hypocritical
[ ] Loathsome
[ ] Satanic
[ ] Despicable
[ ] Belligerent
[ ] Mind-numbing
[ ] Maladroit
[X] Much longer than any thought of which you are capable

Your attention is drawn to the fact that: (check all that apply)
[ ] You posted what should have been e-mailed or private-messaged
[ ] You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others
[ ] You self-righteously impose your political beliefs on others
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You flamed the Standardized Idiot Reply Form
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[X] What you posted has been done before ten million times
[X] Not only that, it was also done better the last time
[ ] You bumped an aged topic which should not have been
[ ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted low-IQ trolley
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You made no sense
[ ] You must have spent your life in a cardboard box to be this clueless
[ ] You posted in t3h 7331z0rz to look k00wL
[ ] You posted a message in ALL CAPS
[ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet
[X] You are a loser
[ ] This has been pointed out to you before
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed on general principles

It is recommended that you: (check all that apply)
[X] Get a clue
[X] Get a life
[X] Go away
[X] Grow up
[X] Never post again
[X] Have your medicine adjusted, if you dot have medicine, get some.
[X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[X] Find a volcano and throw yourself in
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[X] Read the Stickies
[X] Consume excrement
[X] Consume excrement and thus expire
[X] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea of what you are doing

In closing, I?d like to say: (check all that apply)
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] *plonk*
[ ] I hate you
[ ] Most of the above
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[ ] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form
[X] You should find a time machine, go back to the date of your birth, and kill yourself.

Cheers and Good Day!

Good one!!!

Good one...

IGNORE cannons fired.

When will n00bs ever learn?

::: sigh :::

Congraultions, you're doing nothing but making other Nov/Dec nations look like total newbs, and you're making yourself look like an ass. Congradulations idiot!

I'm new to NS and to the forums (fora?) so I was nervous about inadvertently posting something foolish and being embarassed.

Your post has given me the confidence of knowing that even if I accidentally post total gibberish I will not be the most n00bie person on the board.

Thank you Lord Skidmark for being the Internet equivalent of the ugly kid in class, that ensures that all those standing nearby look correspondingly cool, confident and procreationally viable.

Hurrah for demented Lord Skidmark!

I'm new to NS and to the forums (fora?) so I was nervous about inadvertently posting something foolish and being embarassed.

Your post has given me the confidence of knowing that even if I accidentally post total gibberish I will not be the most n00bie person on the board.

Thank you Lord Skidmark for being the Internet equivalent of the ugly kid in class, that ensures that all those standing nearby look correspondingly cool, confident and procreationally viable.

Hurrah for demented Lord Skidmark!

You'll be fine if you read the stickies. Welcome to NationStates, Hendinia!

This has been an OOC post.

n00b elimination cannon fired: 600M potatoes at Mach 17

Corporal!!

Yes Sergeant?!

Are we fully stocked on Raid cans? the ones with prolonged action?

Yes Sarge.. shipment just came in..

Oh.. and check for fly swatters too..

Yes Sir!!


Larinthia: Dont worry, we know not all Nov/Dec Nations are total basket cases like some.. and you dont sound like one..

Whew, that makes me feel better, too. :D

:D
Of course.. better let all think you are stupid than open your mouth and prove it..

Of course.. i am not saying you are.. because i am sure you are not...
it is just that some cant really resist broadcasting their stupidity.. what a sad sad way of getting attention to you..

Welcome to all new Nations.. Read the stickies on the Forum to learn about how to go about doing things in NationStates..
Contrary to belief, older nations are not Newbie haters.. it is newbies like lord skidmark that get hate on them.. RP sensibly and you'll have no problems..

True, true...

*invades*
*takes all of the cheese*
*walks out*Must be a lot of cheese :lol: :lol: :lol:

*hums, "your a mean one, mr. Grinch"*someone is in the holiday ummmmmm... *cough* spirit *cough*

:wink:
*listens to Zoogi's music

The JudianPeoplesFront opposes your stupid threat, however we are willing to trade WMD's with you. :D

Anyone remember when Sigma Octavus pulled this stunt?

The nation of pain and misery lets all of our hamsters, gerbils, and muffins lose in the retards capital. After the gerbils ate all the corn, the hamsters ate the rest of the food, and the muffins...whatever, a penis bomb was dropped on the nation. Pee flies everywhere. Everyone gets melted. The entire world cheers for Pain and Misery.
(Might as well add to the retardation of this whole thread to make it better) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: